There was only one man on the night shift at the police station. He was a little older. When Chen Enci came in, he was taking a nap with a glass of wolfberry water.
This was probably the first time I heard someone "recovering lost property" like this. I was suddenly amused and sobered up: "Miss, you have drunk so much, please stop wandering outside and go home early."
"I didn't drink much, I have a lot of alcohol..." Chen Enci, who was talking nonsense to the police uncle in a serious manner, was so drunk that she almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, she grabbed the edge of the table in time and collapsed.
Got into the chair.
Drunk Chen Enci also realized that his lies had been exposed. He reached out and touched his face through the mask, and reluctantly defended himself in a low voice: "I just don't drink well today, so I gave myself up today."
I lost it...I usually don't lose it..."
The policeman couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud: "I bet you still think about humiliating yourself every day."
Chen Enci replied seriously: "No, I'm too valuable to just throw it away."
The policeman laughed twice more: "Then do you still remember where you live?"
Chen Enci: "Uncle policeman, you are so funny. Have you ever seen a lost item come back on your own?"
Chen Enci asked and answered: "Oh, yes, except for some lost puppies."
As he spoke, Chen Enci muttered: "I'm not a puppy."
The policeman was amused by Chen Enci's soliloquy. He knew that the man in front of him was really drunk: "Then who do you want to take you home as lost and found?"
Chen Enci took out his phone from his pocket, and with his last bit of reason, he used his fingerprint to unlock the screen saver: "Please remember to help me find a reliable person to take me home."
Policeman: "Tell me which one is more reliable, and I can just make a call for you?"
"I don't know which one is reliable." Chen Enci was a little dizzy and wanted to sleep. She slowly lay down on the table: "You are a policeman. You can best distinguish who is a good guy and who is a bad guy. I believe you."
The policeman thought to himself, I can tell who is a good guy and who is a bad guy through the eleven digits of a mobile phone. Do I still have to work the night shift here?
It was obvious that even if he asked the drunk man in front of him, nothing would come of it, so the policeman took his cell phone and opened the address book.
At a glance, the names in the notes are wonderful, including Mr. Zhang with evil intentions, Mr. Lin with a chicken belly, annoying Lin Xiaobaihua, Mrs. Lu, Mr. Chen who can be beaten to death with a stick, and today her mother is urging her to get married.
Sorry, the little fresh meat is not fresh at all...
There weren't many people in the address book, so the police looked through them one by one, and finally found that there were only two names that could barely be considered...commendations?
Mr. Chen, a kind-hearted person with a beautiful heart, is a scumbag of the Qin family.
The policeman first took the landline phone on the table and dialed the kind-hearted Mr. Chen, but the phone in his hand vibrated.
police:"…………"
Thirty minutes later, the policeman was thinking about his daughter's relationship, so he noted the name of his son-in-law. He accidentally saw it twice. It was either a big pig's hooves or my dog... He also asked his daughter why she could still curse others.
Well... my daughter said it was a mood...
The police also rushed back in style, thinking that the Qin family's dog scum and the big pig's hooves were the same as mine. They pressed the eleven digits of the Qin family's scumbag one after another on Chen Enci's mobile phone.