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299 The Rabbit Must Die

"ah!"

Jiang Xiaobei slapped his head and suddenly remembered Jin Mu who had his butt burned by the fire, and quickly turned around and ran towards the atrium garden.

"Brother Xiaobei!"

Seeing Jiang Xiaobei's hurried expression, Han Xiaoya called out softly, and without thinking, she picked up the sleeping insect bag and followed him.

Could it be that something happened to the garden?

Although Han Xiaoya didn't see clearly what the figure that rushed out looked like, she could clearly see that its whole body was covered in flames. Could it be that that guy set a fire in the garden?

Han Xiaoya also became anxious in her heart. If a fire burned down the garden, wouldn't the elves inside be in danger?

I have to go over and lend a hand and help put out the fire.

However, when she rushed to the garden, Han Xiaoya let out a scream.

"ah--!"

She blushed with embarrassment and covered her face with her hands. She immediately turned around and rushed back to the front desk. After sitting down, she felt that her heart was still beating wildly.

She originally wanted to help put out the fire, but she didn't expect to see a pair of red buttocks.



Second floor, Kaneki's room.

Kaneki lay on the bed with a sad and angry expression on his face. He never thought that his dignified former heir to the First Generation Museum would have such a shameful day.

"Ahhhh!!"

Kaneki put his hands on his head and rubbed his head vigorously. He twisted his hair into a messy chicken coop and even grabbed several hairs.

Fortunately, he is young and has enough hair. If he were older and treated his hair so roughly, he would definitely regret it. If he did it a few more times, he would probably become bald.

"What are you doing? Does your butt still hurt?!"

Jiang Xiaobei took the medicine to treat burns, opened the door and walked in. While he was still on the stairs in the distance, he heard this guy yelling.

Hearing this, Kaneki picked up the pillow and covered his head with it, looking like an ostrich, and he could faintly hear his murmurings like mosquitoes and flies.

"Woooooo~~~"

"You guy, are you in so much pain? Why are you still crying?"

When he came back earlier, Jiang Xiaobei had carefully observed Jinmu's buttocks. Since the duck put out the fire in time, Jinmu's buttocks were not burned, only a little bit at most. Moreover, Jiang Xiaobei also asked the little fox to follow the big tongue shell.

The boulders were condensed, and ice was applied to cool it down immediately.

Logically speaking, the damage should have been minimized and the pain should not be so painful that it makes you cry.

Jin Mu suddenly took off the pillow on his head and looked at Jiang Xiaobei with tearful eyes, looking pitiful.

"Brother Jiang, you must help me take revenge!"

"That rabbit is really... so disgusting!"

"My image... was completely destroyed in its hands..."

"ah!!!"

Kaneki was excited for a moment and moved too much. He clamped his buttocks hard, and it felt as if someone had slapped him in the face. He grinned in pain, and then weakly pushed his head into the pillow.

"Okay, okay!"

"If I see that rabbit again, I will definitely teach it a lesson for you!"

"Not only that, you must let him bow his head in front of you and admit his mistake!"

Jiang Xiaobei was like coaxing a child, patiently comforting Jin Mu. Seeing that he was in a better mood, he continued: "You should lie down first. I asked Xiaoya to go to the nearby drugstore and buy you the best."

For burn ointment, I heard from the people at the pharmacy that you can apply it three times a day and it will be cured every two days."

However, upon hearing Han Xiaoya, Jin Mu rolled over again hugging the pillow.

If Han Xiaoya hadn't seen his naked buttocks, he might not have been so angry. Thinking of Han Xiaoya's screams and the shy look on her face as she ran away, Jin Mu couldn't help but solidify his thoughts.

The rabbit must die!

When his butt recovers, he will eat ten pounds of spicy rabbit heads to vent his anger!

Seeing this, Jiang Xiaobei couldn't help but shook his head.

At this time, you can see that this guy is just a child, and he feels ashamed because a girl looked at his butt!

If it were an experienced driver, he probably wouldn't care at all!

Just look at it, he won't miss a hair.

However, Jiang Xiaobei also felt lucky that it was not his own butt that was set on fire, otherwise, he would have been very embarrassed.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that it is indeed difficult for this guy.

"Lie down and don't move around. After I finish giving you the medicine, I have something to do!"

Jiang Xiaobei didn't pay attention, and slapped Jin Mu's butt. There was a crisp sound, and the whole space suddenly froze, filled with a strange atmosphere.

"Ah! Brother Jiang! You... hurt!!!"

I don't know if this slap had an effect. Although Jin Mu kept shouting, his body was still there and did not move at will. He was afraid that Brother Jiang would slap him again later.

It must be painful to death.

Jiang Xiaobei was a little embarrassed. He really didn't mean this slap. Whoever let this guy swing his butt naked in front of him was trying to tease him! Of course he had to teach him a lesson.

But the slap and the feeling of the bullet gave Jiang Xiaobei a feeling he had never experienced before. It was really fresh.

"I just realized that your ass is as good as Captain America's!"

"Captain America? Who is that? Has he encountered the same thing as me?"

Hearing Jin Mu's question, Jiang Xiaobei realized that although there was an Avengers movie released in this world, it was the elf version, a team of Avengers composed of various elves.

"He is a hero, a hero with a large number of fans. He has two signatures, one is his exclusive shield, and the other is his iconic buttocks..."

"Buttocks?!"

"Brother Jiang..." Jin Mu couldn't help but look weird, "You must have fallen in love with my butt, right?!"

Jin Mu looked at Jiang Xiaobei blankly, and met Jiang Xiaobei's eyes as if he was looking at an idiot.

Snapped!

There was another crisp sound.

Kaneki is completely honest.



After walking out of the room, Jiang Xiaobei couldn't help but roll his eyes again.

If it weren't for the fact that it was inconvenient for this kid to apply the medicine himself, he would have been too lazy to touch this kid's butt. As a result, this kid actually thought that he was attracted to his butt.

This is really unreasonable!

If there is a next time, he will read the three characters "Jiang Xiaobei" backwards from now on.



in the room.

Jin Mu, who was lying on the bed, burst into tears after being ravaged by Jiang Xiaobei. He couldn't tell whether the feeling at this moment was pain or comfort?!

The burn caused by the flame made him feel burning pain, but the evenly applied burn ointment gave him a cold feeling. Is this feeling considered painful and happy at the same time?!

However, compared to the beginning, the pain caused by the burn was significantly relieved.

The effect of this burn ointment is quite good, but Brother Jiang's method is a bit too rough...

Recalling Brother Jiang's action of applying the medicine, Jin Mu couldn't help but shudder, and couldn't help but feel scared. He wanted to kill himself. Fortunately, his endurance was amazing, otherwise he would have died of pain.

Lying on the bed with nothing to do, Jin Mu turned around and glanced at his butt, and couldn't help but sigh: "Not to mention, my butt is indeed quite perky, at least much more perky than my sister's!"

"However, we still can't let go of that rabbit!"

"Speaking of which, what kind of elf is that?"

Kaneki lay on the bed, took out his mobile phone, and began to search for all elves with rabbit shapes.

"Curly ears... long-eared rabbits..."

"Digger Rabbit... Digger Rabbit..."

"Shellless sea hare... sea hare beast..."

"No! None of this is right! That damn rabbit can run faster than the wind, and the skill it uses is clearly a fire attribute skill. The skill in that form should be a charged flame attack!"

"Whether it's a long-eared rabbit, a burrowing rabbit, or a nudibranch, it's impossible for them to learn this skill. It won't be them!"

Kaneki didn't stop searching, constantly browsing the information, and finally found a rabbit elf that matched the characteristics.

"That's you! You damn rabbit!"

"Never let me meet you again!"

"Otherwise, I will definitely let you taste the taste of your butt blossoming!!" Jin Mu held the phone and said with a vicious look on his face.



And at the same time.

After confirming the situation in the garden, Jiang Xiaobei came to the front hall.

Fortunately, as soon as the guy emerged from the eye of the storm, he fled directly out the door. Otherwise, its body wrapped in flames would have destroyed most of his garden.

Only the female wasp seemed to be startled by the sudden appearance of the rabbit, but she did not suffer any harm. After Jiang Xiaobei comforted her, she handed her over to the care of the green caterpillar. The female wasp's mood suddenly changed.

It started to get better, and I no longer had the slightest feeling of fear.

Seeing that sweet smile on its face, Jiang Xiaobei knew that the sweetness produced by Sanbee today must be a bit sweeter than before.

"Brother Xiaobei, is Jinmu okay?" Seeing Jiang Xiaobei coming over, Han Xiaoya couldn't help but asked with concern.

Speaking of which, Jin Mu was one year younger than her, so he was a younger brother, so his reaction seemed a bit too extreme.

"fine!"

"The boy is fine!"

"It is estimated that by night, it will be full of energy and full of blood!"

"Well, that's good!" Han Xiaoya nodded silently, sat down again, picked up the "Insect-type Pokémon Breeding Encyclopedia" and started reading it again, but it was a little difficult to concentrate.

She was at the front desk before, but she heard a series of pig-like roars coming from the stairs. It didn't sound like nothing was wrong, but Jin Mu's injury was quite special, and it was really not convenient for her to care about it in person.

After all, Jinmu is also a boy, so he always looks good!

Since Brother Xiaobei said he was fine, then he should be fine!

Han Xiaoya put aside the distracting thoughts and started reading seriously. This book talked about the basic cultivation methods of insect-type elves, and also gave detailed introductions to each different race. What Han Xiaoya saw at the moment was related to the insect treasure bag.

part.

Through this book, Han Xiaoya learned a lot about the habits of insect treasure bags.

For them, the leaves on their heads are indispensable, but the leaves of their insect treasure bag were destroyed by Bobo's attack. Perhaps it was because of the loss of the leaves that it became

She is so clingy and always wants to hide in her arms.

This may be because the loss of leaves makes the insect bag lose its sense of security!

It seems that we have to find a suitable leaf for the insect bag.

Jiang Xiaobei sat on the sofa and also checked the rabbit-shaped elf, and quickly locked on one of the messages.

[Elf News! An Elf Slate was found in the Galar ruins of Huanzhou! 】

"You are the one!"

Through the photo of the Elf Slate displayed in the message, Jiang Xiaobei found what he needed.

The content recorded on this elven stone tablet is information about the three royal families in the Galar region of the elven world, among which there is a rabbit with the attribute of fire.

Flame rabbit!

A fire-type rabbit Pokémon!

It has a pure white body, with the tips of its ears, limbs, neck, etc. being orange.

It has a pair of big ears and wide and long feet. There are Band-Aid-like structures above its nose and on the soles of its feet.

It is a Pokémon that is full of energy and likes to jump around.

The Flame Rabbit uses its legs as weapons and will run and jump around to disturb its opponents. Sometimes it will also kick the opponent with its high-temperature soles, causing the opponent to be injured and burned at the same time.

There is a fire sac on Yantuer's chest, which is filled with high-viscosity fire energy. When its heartbeat and body temperature rise due to warm-up exercise, the fire energy will exert its original power and greatly improve its physical fitness.

"The final evolved form of Flame Rabbit...Flash Ace?"

"This name is really weird, it sounds like a football player."

"Fire-type, striker Pokémon."

"It's really a Pokémon that can play football!"

Jiang Xiaobei suddenly became very interested in this guy. He remembered that in the original world, it seemed that NS's latest Pokémon game - Sword and Shield, which was the game map of the eighth generation, was in the Galar region.

Unexpectedly, this rabbit turned out to be the new generation of Yu Sanjia!

Is this a gift from God?

He happened to have an elf on hand who could help with the barbecue. Such a rabbit emerged from the eye of the storm, but it ran away too fast. Otherwise, he would have to subdue it and then cultivate it into a good one.

A master of baking!

In this way, the food in the rest of life can be considered to be settled.

Jiang Xiaobei has already planned that if he can tame this rabbit, he will set up a barbecue stall at the door of the breeding house in the evening to earn some pocket money and make a few skewers by himself every day.

Just thinking about it makes me feel wonderful and happy!

"But, where did that Yantuer go?"

"Jiangzhou is so big, and now there are a large number of external trainers pouring in, so don't let others conquer you!"

Thinking like this, Jiang Xiaobei couldn't help but feel a little worried.

I finally met a fire Pokémon I loved. If I missed it, how long would I have to wait before I could meet another one?

No, I have to go out and look for it after get off work.

Maybe that guy is still hanging around!

This chapter has been completed!
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