Dave touched the forgiveness-colored uniform in the box with an indescribable look on his face.
He could feel that the dress was calling him, it was speaking to him.
Put on me.
Put on me.
Wear me and you can become a superhero!
"Superhero!"
Dave's face was flushed, just like how he usually looks after exercising.
Of course, as a proud single dog, he has always 'sported' alone.
One person and one hand.
Self-sufficient and not dependent on anyone.
Perfect.
"Put it on!"
Dave excitedly started to put on the 'superhero' uniform that he had been looking forward to for who knows how long.
Speaking of this, he had to complain about the online shopping experience in the United States.
How long has it been since he placed the order?
Half a month?
One month?
He can’t even remember it himself!
It's only two states apart, does it take that long?
He can take the car back and forth seven or eight times!
Half an hour later.
Dave finally puts on his 'superhero' uniform.
He stood in front of a full-length mirror.
Um······
Very broken.
Quite broken.
Yes, that's the literal meaning.
The clothes that were supposed to be tights were loose and baggy when he was wearing them, as if a child was wearing an adult's clothes.
There is nothing wrong with his height, but his figure is too bad.
He is thin and weak, with no muscles at all, and looks like a bamboo pole.
This dress couldn't hold up at all when he was wearing it.
Dave was so excited that he didn't notice this at all.
What?
Clothes don’t fit?
Where does it not fit?
It fits perfectly!
Look, how cool it is!
I can also do high kicks!
"Ah fight!"
Snap!
Dave knelt on the ground, covering his manhood with a look of pain on his face.
The movement is too big, it's crazy~
When I saw Bruce Lee doing this action before, it was obviously very easy!
Why is it so hard for me to make it?
I've already put on a 'superhero' uniform!
Dave was puzzled.
Finally, he forced himself to find an explanation.
This dress is not suitable for Bruce Lee, so there is no movement bonus!
It doesn’t matter, I’ll definitely be able to make it in the future once I get used to it!
I have to say that his physique is still very good.
He only rested for a while and fully recovered from such a serious injury for a man.
He stood in front of the full-length mirror again.
Gently touching the mask on his face.
“It’s so cool!”
The mask only revealed two eyes and a mouth, as well as a few golden horizontal bars, which looked like a certain character in "Tornado".
If matched with the color of this dress, it looks like two words.
Dave took a deep breath, his eyes were like lightning (thinking to himself).
"Look at my bastard... Bah! Look at my Overlord Fist!"
Spread your limbs.
A set of "majestic" "boxing techniques" was performed.
"Huhuhahaha!"
Half a minute later.
"oops!"
"No more!"
"A little tired!"
"Have a rest."
Dave stopped and sat on the ground panting.
I usually do a lot of 'individual exercise', and now my body is a little weak.
But it doesn't matter, I'll be fine if I rest for a while.
"Well, the superhero uniform has arrived. Next, I should go to pretend... I should go to save poor people and uphold justice!"
Dave held his head high and his baggy clothes could not block the holy light in his heart.
"Set off!"
He strode out with "an air of dignity".
Completed in two steps.
"Well, I seem a little hungry. Why don't you finish your meal first and then go?"
Superheroes also need to be full before they have the strength to fight bad guys!
"Well! Eat first!"
It took more than ten minutes to take off my clothes.
Dave got a pack of instant noodles.
He has spent almost all his money on his 'superhero' uniform, and now he can only eat instant noodles.
The 'superhero' uniform was placed casually on the low table. While eating instant noodles, he stroked the uniform with a 'crazy' smile on his face.
This feels great!
I wonder how it compares to Ononoko?
It should be the same, right?
Hey hey hey!
It took more than ten minutes for Dave to finish eating the instant noodles.
"Okay! Get ready to go!"
It took nearly half an hour to put on his uniform.
"Huh? Is it already that dark?"
Dave stopped in his tracks.
Hell's Kitchen seems very dangerous after dark!
Should I go out and uphold justice at this time?
There was some hesitation on his face.
"The teacher said that if you run out late at night, you are not a good child! A good student! Well, I have decided that I will defend justice after dawn!"
Dave decided that he would be a good boy and student!
"But, it seems there will be classes during the day tomorrow?"
He was thinking about whether he should skip school to uphold justice.
People are suffering and need his rescue!
"Huh? It seems that Mr. Kardashian's class is tomorrow? No! I want to be a good student!"
Teacher Kardashian is their biology teacher, teaching them enlightenment... Bah!
It teaches them biology!
Dave’s enlightenment, bah!
Dave's biology was taught by Mr. Kardashian, and he likes Mr. Kardashian very much.
real!
Although Teacher Kardashian is forty-five years old, her figure...her skills and teaching skills are still so...
"Dave, don't be distracted in class! Listen carefully!"
Teacher Kardashian said 'gently'.
"Oh oh oh! Okay."
Dave quickly lowered his head.
Damn it!
The way Teacher Kardashian bent over just now was so sexy!
He almost couldn't hold it back...
It took half a class for Dave to finally calm down his restless 'little heart'.
Then.
get out of class is over.
"Come on, Dave, let's go eat!"
Two of his good friends came over.
"Oh! OK."
The three of them walked out of the classroom together.
In the corridor.
Dave meets another campus goddess of his.
Teacher Kardashian is his biological goddess.
And this, Katie Dixmore, is the goddess of his youth.
OMG!
She seemed to have smiled at me just now!
Is she interested in me?
Does she like me?
What should I do? Should I tell her that I like her too? Let’s date her?
However, wouldn't this be too fast?
When Dave was confused.
Katie had already passed him.
"Katie, let's go have dinner together?"
"OK!"
Katie smiled brightly and left happily holding her good sister's hand.