The fat monk felt itchy and wanted to ask Su Tan about the method of cultivation, but Su Tan went to samadhi and he hesitated... and finally stopped asking.
He stared anxiously, waiting for Su Tan to wake up.
Restless.
Su Tan had absolutely no idea about the fat monk's behavior and thoughts at this time.
He... felt very comfortable at the moment, his whole body was warm, and he wanted to fall asleep. He slept very comfortably, as if he had had a beautiful dream.
Every cell is joyful.
This is the result of transformation.
I don't know how long it took before the auspicious vision on his body gradually subsided, the warm and joyful feeling gradually disappeared, coolness flooded into his brain, and he woke up.
Wake up from trance.
"Teach me, teach me!" The moment he woke up, the fat monk rushed forward like a maniac, held Su Tan's hand, looked at Su Tan longingly, and asked.
His voice was a little hoarse.
If Su Tan could see it, he could see that the fat monk's eyes were red and bloodshot, as if he had stayed up for a long time.
He waited for Su Tan to wake up for a long time.
"???"
Su Tan's face was filled with questions.
What's going on?
I feel that the fat monk is like a thirty-year-old virgin, and he feels the same desire as seeing the woman taking a bath, and then I think of this girl holding my hand tightly...
Su Tan shuddered and subconsciously pulled out his hand.
His orientation is quite normal.
What happened to the fat monk?
Su felt baffled!
"The technique you practice must be the path to immortality!" said the fat monk.
"Hmm??? The Avenue of Cultivation to Immortality???"
Su Tan was still confused.
I've never heard of anything.
"Don't fool me with that incomprehensible expression. The skills you practice must be the top skills of the path to immortality. I already know it. You don't have to hide it from me!" said the fat monk.
"What the hell??? The top cultivation method of cultivating immortality? What the hell is that!" Su Tan said.
"Pretend, keep pretending!" The fat monk looked like you were not authentic.
"If you do this again, we will no longer be brothers!"
"No, what am I pretending to do?" Su felt like he couldn't understand this, even though he couldn't see...
"Hey, hey, hey...it's boring if you keep doing this. Isn't it just a book on the cultivation of immortality? Is it necessary to make people look like they don't recognize each other?" said the fat monk.
Su Tan spreads her hands...
Speechless!
This monk is very unusual today!
"You are an iron rooster who never plucks out a hair!" The fat monk rolled his eyes.
"That's all, that's it. You teach me the exercises. At most... you can do whatever you want from now on."
Hear what the fat monk meant...the gentle voice.
Su Tan felt a chill.
I got goosebumps all over my body.
"No, no, no...I don't have that hobby!" Su Tan said.
"Hobby???" The fat monk didn't know why, but in a flash, he understood what Su Tan meant...his face was speechless.
"Damn it, what are you thinking about? What kind of person am I, fat man?"
"What I mean is that from now on you will be the boss and I will listen to you. I will not go to the east if you tell me to go east. This is not what you think... vulgar body trading, okay!"
The fat monk was a little angry.
But his angry eyes suddenly rolled again.
A little hesitant…
"However, if you need... I can also turn into a woman. You also know that I am a weapon spirit. A weapon spirit... there is no gender. There is no gender in the beginning. It takes countless years to create gender differences.
You have to maintain one gender all the time. I just like the male body, so I have always appeared as a man." The fat monk gritted his teeth.
"But... if you insist strongly, after years of hard work and failed to transform into a male creature... I can... transform into a female body!"
"Huh? Can you also turn into a daughter?" Su Tan has seen...
"In other words, you are like the legendary dragon, which remains female for thousands of years and male for thousands of years?"
"There is a difference, but you can also say...what, are you interested?" the fat monk asked.
"Awesome!" Su Tan admired him sincerely.
but…
Am I interested?
"Bah, bah, bah... You're a piece of shit, you won't be able to get anywhere if you become a woman, so forget it!" Su Tan felt even more disgusted in her heart.
"You should continue to evolve into a male, don't be scary by becoming a female!"
"What's scary? You don't understand this. If I want to turn into a woman, it will definitely be no better than ice beauty, Yunchu and the like!" said the fat monk.
"Tch..." Su Tan didn't believe it.
"Stop it, I'm not interested, do you understand? Stop it, stop it, that's the end of the matter!" Su Tan asked him to stop immediately because he was afraid that he would think too much about the fat monk turning into a woman and not being able to eat.
Stop discussing this topic.
"Okay, this question can be stopped, but can you teach me the cultivation method of immortality? If you don't agree, I may do whatever it takes to turn into a woman to seduce you until I get you into bed and give you a baby.
Children, etc., can you still give me the exercises when the time comes?" the fat monk said.
"Wow~!"
Vomited! Vomited!
Su almost vomited!
As a mild mysophobia, even normal women are not very clean to him, so it is not easy for him to accept it. If a fat and greasy guy next to you turns into a woman and comes to seduce you? Isn’t it disgusting?
"Stop disgusting me!" Su Tan said.
"What is disgusting? I promise that after I become a woman, I will be the most beautiful and elegant woman in the world. You will definitely be fascinated by me, but... if you don't want to and don't want me to take this path, you still have to teach me.
Practice the method, don't let us die by then!" the fat monk said with great interest.
The more Su Tan listened...the more uncomfortable she became.
How beautiful can a fat man, a greasy fat man who weighs a ton turn into a woman?
Su couldn't imagine it!
"I won't!" Su Tan said.
"Lie me, otherwise your cultivation level would be so advanced!" the monk said.
"You said that the path to immortality is the method I practice?" Su Tan really didn't know.
He only thought that he had randomly integrated a lot of things before, which were just messy alternative techniques with an unclear future.
I didn’t expect it to be so awesome!
"No!" said the fat monk.
"Teach me, teach me..."
The fat monk looked sincere.
This girl is really serious, she keeps beeping in his ears, and if he doesn't tell him, it seems that this girl won't let it go, and may even turn into a woman to disgust people!
After being annoyed for a long time, Su Tan couldn't stand it anymore. He was really helpless... He shook his head.
road:
"Okay, I can teach you, but... whether you can learn it or not, I can't guarantee that you can learn it, and I can't guarantee that it will be effective after you practice it!"
This technique is unique to Su Tan. It is possible for others to practice it in detail, but it is definitely impossible to practice it as flawlessly as Su Tan.
However, after hearing this, the fat monk still looked surprised and said:
"Yes, yes, as long as you are willing to teach, we will talk about the rest later!"
Puff puff…
Vomiting blood!
Su Tan was speechless...
He doesn't like it very much if he says this word again in the future.