Chapter 19 The Earth Adventure of the Unlucky Master and Servant
Bai Xiaowen continued to read the diary backwards. The following content is what happened after the diary author Margao and his master Falga came to the earth.
"June 12, 1153, Guangming Calendar."
"Hungry, thirsty, tired... In this plane space called Earth, my master and I trekked for 10 days before we saw any human habitation."
"Oh my God, how come there are so many towering and tall palaces? Any one of them is more magnificent than the palace of the Lion Heart Empire. The level of civilization development in this plane space called the Earth is far higher than that of Aaron, where our Lion Heart Empire is located.
Plane."
"My master and I sneaked into a human city on Earth, trying to exchange some gold coins into Earth currency and buy some supplies. But, what is an ID card? What is a Skynet account? What is online payment? Why exchange
Gold coins, do you need an ID card or Skynet account?"
"Maybe it's because our clothes are a little weird, and many people look at us as if we're crazy. Anyone who hasn't showered or changed clothes for several months will have this kind of stench."
"June 13, 1153, Guangming Calendar."
"Someone gave away some coins. Praise the Lord of Light, my master and I finally don't have to go hungry."
"However, the master's pride as the royal chief alchemist does not allow him to become a beggar. In his nearly crazy brain, a new plan has been hatched, and like before, he told me the plan."
"Oh my god! The master actually wants to rob a bank in such a powerful plane as the earth!"
"I tried my best to stop him. I don't want to live the life of being hunted anymore. It's better to be a beggar than a fugitive."
"Perhaps our argument was too big, which attracted the patrol. Damn it, I can't understand a word of the human language on Earth, not even the learned master."
"The patrolman obviously noticed something unusual about us. He took out a black box and recited a mysterious spell loudly."
"We have no choice but to use the secondary invisibility potion to escape the sight of the patrol and escape from the human cities on Earth."
Bai Xiaowen's eyes twitched when he saw it. After a long while, he finally choked out a sentence:
"Ignorance is terrible."
Let’s talk about the issue of exchanging gold coins first. If the first stop for the master and servant through the space rift is in the evil capitalist United States, it will be very easy to exchange gold coins - the US federal government’s control over the people is already weak.
It has become even worse since the age of psychic energy. For the sake of profit, there are many powerful guilds that dare to fight against the government.
Even if you find an American civilian, as long as you are sure that the gold coins are genuine, they will probably be happy to exchange them for some US dollars. Not to mention the collection value and use value of the spiritual world gold coins, the gold and silver used to cast the gold coins themselves are also hard.
currency.
The most important thing is that the master and servant spoke ancient Latin. In the United States, where English is the mother tongue, it is not difficult to find a few people who understand ancient Latin, and communication is easy.
However, this pair of masters and servants are so eager to die that their first stop is the majestic socialist China. In terms of the control of the state machine alone, China is the best in the world. Although the Awakened Guild has certain privileges, it will never dare to fight with them.
Confrontation with the state apparatus.
As for the language... the difficulty of Chinese is hellish. One article, "History of Shi's Lion Eater", made countless people cry. What, does it not count if Waiguoren says it is classical Chinese? Well, modern Chinese can also teach you how to be a human being.
Example:
A conversation about Xiao Ding giving a red envelope to his boss.
Leader: What do you mean?
Xiao Ding: It doesn’t mean anything, it means nothing.
Leader: You are not interesting enough.
Xiao Ding: It’s a small thing, a small thing.
Leader: You are such an interesting person.
Xiao Ding: Actually, it doesn’t mean anything else.
Leader: Then I’m sorry.
Xiao Ding: I'm sorry.
Question! What do the “meanings” in the above materials mean?
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Bai Xiaowen's thoughts flew a little far and easily went off topic. This was an inevitable side effect of having a super brain.
In fact, if converted into thoughts, so many words would take less than 0.1 seconds to go around in Bai Xiaowen's brain.
Later, when he met the patrol police, Bai Xiaowen complained even more.
Black box? Walkie-talkie. As for the mysterious spell, everyone knows it.
(For poor students like us, doing English listening for the college entrance examination is like listening to someone recite a mantra)
"June 21, 1153, Guangming Calendar."
"My master and I were wandering in the wilderness, and we were also trying to learn the language of the people on Earth. I have to say it was very difficult."
"July 2, 1153, Guangming Calendar."
"The nightmare is coming again! The royal knight named Gloria, who is as crazy as a fly chasing stool, actually came to the earth! The soul sensing potion refined by the master will not go wrong. The moment Gloria stepped onto the earth, we
That’s when I learned the sad news.”
"The master is tired of endless escapes. He wants to perform a forbidden ritual and completely absorb the power of the soul stone!"
"The master said that as long as the seal of the soul stone is completely unlocked, he can kill Gloria like crushing ants!"
"Is the soul stone really so magical? For a moment I even had a bold idea, if I could have this power..."
"July 4, 1153 in the Guangming calendar."
"We selected an underground cave as a hiding place."
"The original owner of the cave, a group of plague rats seemed not to welcome our arrival and launched an attack on us. The owner could easily crush them to death, but he did not do so. Yes, he needed these plague rats as part of the forbidden ritual.
Material."
"After a lot of effort, the master captured the leader of the plague rats. The other plague rats finally surrendered to the master's power and stopped attacking. We sealed the original cave entrance with a large number of stones to avoid being tracked by the outside world.
.”
"The mouse's cave is a bit too narrow for us, and we can't even arrange the venue for the ceremony. Under the owner's order, I, who was almost skinny and skinny, began to dig with difficulty."
"Damn it, why are you leaving all this dirty work to me? Just because he is the master and I am the servant? What if I have more power?"
"Ambition and desire sprouted in my heart like weeds..."
The two lines of text above were marked several times with a black pen, and it took Bai Xiaowen a lot of effort to barely make them out. He could see that Margao's spirit was on the verge of collapse and disorder. As for his master Falga,
I'm afraid he has already gone crazy.
At this point in the diary, a large section of date is missing, and there are only sporadic records occasionally. Apparently the author of the diary, Mr. Margao, has been working miserably these days and has not adhered to the good habit of keeping a diary.
"Hmm... I probably have some guesses about the next plot development." Bai Xiaowen muttered and continued to read, and soon reached the last page of the parchment diary.