Chapter 11 Fart, it's all fate! The contract is signed, it's ok)
(The status of the new book has changed, you can reward it, show your hands... Big guys, do you want to kill that hateful me with rewards... hints... crazy hints ING)
The afternoon sun shines through the window into this small house, causing a bit of heat in the house.
After taking a deep breath, the musty smell of the air conditioner gave the cabin a somewhat decayed feel.
Lu Yuan looked small, but he was full of strength. Fatty Wei struggled for a long time, but was finally pulled into the room enthusiastically by Lu Yuan.
When Fatty Wei, who was in shock, saw Lu Yuan being arrogant and unreasonable, with an expression on his face that said, "I'll make you happy," he felt his anus tighten.
Fatty Wei is male and likes women.
But not all people in this world are male and like women like Fatty Wei.
So there are also men who are male and who like men.
Fatty Wei does not discriminate against such people, but...
He kept it at a respectful distance.
This moment...
Fatty Wei felt that Lu Yuan belonged to that kind of person.
Fatty Wei wanted to cry.
He imagined what would happen N years later...
Perhaps, many years later, at midnight, he would wake up from his bed with his anus in his hands, and then regret that he had peed on the crew of "Capital". He would be so sad that he wanted to hang himself.
That pee...
Peeing out the psychological shadow.
"Don't stand like this, sit down, let's talk!" Lu Yuan took off his coat, revealing a pure white vest with an excited look on his face.
"Lu Yuan, let's talk carefully..." Fatty Wei was horrified, his calves were trembling, and he held his cell phone slightly in his hand, preparing to call the police number.
"Yes, just talk nicely. Why do you have such an expression? Why don't we all be more natural, relax, and be happy? You have to know that what we are going to do next may leave traces that span the ages!" Lu Yuan
Looking at Fatty Wei, he felt very strange. Looking at Fatty Wei's wretched look just now as he was peeing in the wind, he really didn't look like such a restrained person.
How come this happened?
"Well...my relaxation, your relaxation, and your happiness should be different." Fatty Wei took a deep breath.
"Ah? What's different?" Lu Yuan was even more surprised.
"Lu Yuan, I'm really not that kind of person. If you really want to, if you really can't hold it in, you can go to the club...and we're not familiar with each other?"
"What kind of person? Clubhouse?"
"I've said it several times, I really don't do anything gay...I...I like women!"
"You are...sick!"
When Lu Yuan saw Fatty Wei's squirming and flushed posture, he stood up speechlessly, feeling disgusted.
He almost vomited.
He was just one slap away from Fatty Wei.
No matter how blind Lu Yuan is, it's impossible for him to fall in love with a man, right?
And he is still a man weighing more than 200 pounds...
Could it be that his brain was crushed by the door panel?
………………………………
This is a very embarrassing misunderstanding.
However, when Lu Yuan took out the revised script and handed it to Fatty Wei, Fatty Wei finally breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the chair.
He could tell that Lu Yuan really wanted to make a movie.
The script is not long, much shorter than the average record dialogue script.
Fatty Wei didn't have any interest in Lu Yuan's script at first, and just glanced at it symbolically. But after looking at Fatty Wei, he saw the bottom of it, and at the same time, he had an extremely shocked expression on his face.
Fatty Wei glared at Lu Yuan...
"Did you write this script?"
"I write."
"You are so awesome!" Fatty Wei slapped his thigh and cursed.
"It's not bad." Lu Yuan waved his hand modestly, but he was actually very happy.
They are all hanging out in the world, so be humble.
"I want to film it! Maybe this is my famous work!" Fatty Wei stood up excitedly and stared at Lu Yuan, holding the script tightly in his hand.
He looked like he would never let go.
"I've prepared the contract!" Lu Yuan heard this and took out the contract without saying a word, showing a smile like a prey taking a bait.
Naturally, An Xiao helped him draw up this contract.
Although An Xiao was reluctant.
But there is no way.
An Xiao also wants to cooperate with Lu Yuan next time.
And Lu Yuan also relied on this to successfully defeat An Xiao.
Talents don’t go to waste if you don’t use them…
It's just like being cheap, if you don't take advantage of it, don't take advantage of it, right?
"Damn it, buddy, have you been waiting for me to take the bait?" The fat man was shocked again, he smelled the smell of conspiracy.
"How is it possible? It's all fate!"
"You fart! Can you look me in the eyes when you talk?"
"Oh!" Lu Yuan looked into Fatty Wei's eyes.
The eyes are sincere and have a convincing temperament.
It doesn't seem like he's lying.
"..." Fatty Wei opened his mouth, but he really couldn't find any flaw in Lu Yuan's eyes.
"Sign it!" Lu Yuan spoke, his voice gentle and hypnotic.
"Oh." Fatty Wei nodded, subconsciously scanned the contract, and signed it after confirming that there were no major problems.
"The investment in this movie is 800,000? It's a bit small..."
"Only eight hundred thousand!"
"Okay, okay! Which star are you going to hire for this movie?"
"Do you know him?"
"Yes, my acting skills are good, but..."
"But what?"
"The pay is a little high."
"How high?"
"About two million."
"..." After Lu Yuan heard this, his eyes that were originally full of hope suddenly dimmed, and then turned calm.
Two million...
Even if you sell Lu Yuan, you don’t even have that much money!
Does not exist!
"There's nothing you can do about it. Although this movie only has one character, the requirements for this role are very high. At least it requires very skilled acting skills, and more importantly, it requires the actor's popularity. Otherwise, with such a small investment, even if the script is OK,
The box office can't be that great!" When it comes to movies, Fatty Wei's expression is very serious, and he can't see the sleazy feeling he had in front of the crew at all. Instead, he looks very professional, like a professor from some film schools.
"Actually, I think I can do it too. I'm an actor." Lu Yuan began to promote himself shamelessly.
"You?" Fatty Wei looked Lu Yuan up and down.
"Of course." Lu Yuan nodded, looking confident.
"But you're not famous. I haven't heard of any celebrity named Lu Yuan."
"Maybe you just didn't hear it for a while?"
"What's your resume?"
"I have a rich resume!"
"Tell me about it?"
"I'm telling you, I'm from the authentic directing department of Yanying University... Bah, what do you mean? Are you interviewing me?" Lu Yuangang wanted to show Fatty Wei his director's certificate, which he spent more than ten yuan on, to prove his identity.
But then he shook his head suddenly.
That doesn't seem to be the case, right?
How come my momentum is under control?
"I'm just asking, it's not interesting." Fatty Wei saw Lu Yuan's sudden change in momentum and immediately retreated slightly.
"Let me ask you, whose script is this?"
"Yours"
"Who paid for the photo?"
"You?"
"Who brought you in?"
"You're talking nonsense!"
"Then you're asking a question. It's all mine, so you care if I'm an actor or not? Is there any problem with me being an actor in my own movie?"
"No, no problem." Fatty Wei opened his mouth. Seeing Lu Yuan's arrogant and solemn expression, he couldn't refute.
It seems that the problem is really not big...
"Since there is no problem, let's get started."
"Start with what?"
"Assemble a crew!"
"The crew...can I stop filming?" Fatty Wei suddenly felt that Lu Yuande was unreliable.
This good script won't be wasted like this, right?
He felt that his career as a director seemed to have no bright future.
"No, you signed the contract, and it has legal effect, unless you pay two million liquidated damages... If you are willing to pay, this is my card number... You are welcome to send money at any time." After Lu Yuan accepted the contract, he
He took out a bank card and smiled.
"..." Fatty Wei opened his mouth again.
But he couldn't say anything.
this……
It's just a big hole.
Two million?
Where can he get two million?
He couldn't even come up with 20,000 yuan.
Looking at the contract that Lu Yuan had collected and the script in his hand, and then at the dilapidated house and the cheap "Remote Film and Television Company" billboard that had been blown to the ground by the wind, Fatty Wei felt a little desperate.
Is this fucking okay?
"Ding ding ding."
"Sorry, pick up the phone. You can do whatever you want. There's water in the water dispenser. It's free. I'll pay for it." Lu Yuan's phone rang. Lu Yuan looked at an unfamiliar number and then glanced at Fatty Wei.
"..." Fatty Wei watched Lu Yuan walk to the sofa next to him and sit down.
Finally I closed my eyes.
Just like a little daughter-in-law who has been wronged and exploited.
"Hello... I am Lu Yuan, and I did write "To Alice."
"Are you Zheng Guolong?"
"What? Are you a professor at Yanying Academy? Sorry, I don't know you."
"Are you coming to Hengdian?"
"No, I'm not in Hengdian."
"Okay, it's okay. I'll hang up. I'm very busy. Please don't harass me in the future."
"Crack."
Lu Yuan's voice on the phone was not soft, on the contrary, it was very loud.
It was so heavy that Fatty Wei could hear it clearly.