"Fuck... I'm so damn, I'm... I'm fucking your uncle!"
"Is it really you? Your sister, please stop joking, okay?"
"this……"
China.
Shen Lianjie squirted instantly while drinking coffee.
He looked at the screen in disbelief.
Then he shook his head violently, thinking that he had seen it wrong.
In fact...
When he saw Lu Yuan in the video step by step walking onto the stage and appearing in the center of the stage, he felt like he was about to vomit blood.
eleven!
eleven!
Damn you!
Are you fucking Eleven?
Lu Yuan, what are you doing? Why did you come up with such a pen name when you have nothing to do?
You've already had enough Oscar limelight. Damn it, don't you think it's enough and you want to add more flames?
Shen Lianjie is messy in the wind.
"Wait, shit! Did you, when you entered Hollywood, think that you would be so hyped today? You deliberately used a pen name, and then first made the pen name popular, and the box office of the movie was pretty good, so it was logical. It aroused everyone's curiosity, and when the Oscars were announced, the heat exploded, and then..."
"Grass!"
"Have you been planning this a long time ago?"
"Wait a minute, have you planned all the winnings?"
"Lu Yuan, you are so scheming!"
Shen Lianjie took a breath and suddenly felt an indescribable feeling of fear coming over him again.
Then……
He remembered Lu Yuan's hypnosis.
This moment...
He shivered.
So, what is the purpose of his hypnosis?
…………………………
"Oh God...why is it him again!"
"What's going on with this Oscar? It's obviously an inconsequential award for Best Screenplay! Why does it seem as thrilling as Best Director now?"
"This Chinese man is really good at hype!"
"..."
On the edge of Cobia's seat.
Allen and Anthony were dumbfounded.
Their mouths are almost open enough for an egg to fit in.
They want to slap themselves hard!
They want to wake up!
All of this is fake. There is no way this annoying Chinese young man is the screenwriter Eleven who came out of nowhere. He is not the person they want to contact at all!
pity.
Things went counterproductive.
No matter how they stared at the stage, they would always see this young Chinese man standing like this!
It's exactly the same from any angle.
This moment...
They thought the scene in front of them was very eye-catching.
Yes!
It's really eye-catching.
even……
They felt that what the two of them were discussing just now was as nonsense as a joke.
As for those colorful hip-hop young people, they can’t even raise their middle finger at this moment.
They also think this matter is ridiculous.
They could only listen to the screams of a group of girls not far away...
……………………
"It's really you... you... you're here again?"
"Hello, if there are no surprises, I am the screenwriter of "The Ghost Story" and the screenwriter of "Brokeback Mountain"..."
"..."
The host was a little confused.
His expression also looked like he had seen a ghost.
This Chinese guy has been really awesome from the time he entered the show until now.
seem……
Ever since the Chinese came to Hollywood, all the attention and focus seemed to have been completely occupied by the Chinese.
At this moment, he wanted to tease Lu Yuan. After all, this was the custom at the Oscars ceremony.
But……
How to tease?
He felt something shake deep inside his heart, so he couldn't say anything joking.
He asked about the background, and then nodded when the leaders nodded to confirm.
On the stage, bright light shines.
Lu Yuan seemed to be standing alone.
Still no applause.
Most of the audience in the audience had the feeling of seeing something incredible.
Lu Yuan originally planned to use the pen name Eleven in the future to maintain a sense of mystery, thus achieving the purpose of making a lot of money in silence.
But he knew that he could no longer maintain this sense of mystery.
Since there is no way to keep it, we can only accept it.
Although it seems a bit hypocritical, this is actually a portrayal of Lu Yuan's heart...
"congratulations……"
"Thanks!"
Lu Yuan took the trophy and bowed to everyone.
Only then did the applause start.
"Thank you all. In fact, I never dreamed that I could win this award. I originally thought I couldn't win it, but actually..."
Lu Yuan began to talk about his acceptance speech seriously.
The content of the speech was a combination of Lu Yuan's speeches from several Oscars. Lu Yuan felt that this kind of speech was appropriate.
It suits my status very well.
But……
After listening to his speech, everyone below felt that his speech was completely perfunctory...
No one thought he was sincere, and several people even had complicated expressions.
You didn't expect that?
Didn't you fucking think of that?
How do I feel that this is all part of your plan?
What you said is very good, but...
Why is it so fake?
However, congratulations, you succeeded, you succeeded in taking away all the attention from the Oscars!
You successfully pretended to be a big pussy!
After Lu Yuan finished speaking, he bowed to everyone again.
only……
Although the applause was loud, it looked like a perfunctory and polite applause.
Lu Yuan understood.
He understood that after experiencing this wave of Oscars, his reputation in Hollywood would definitely be extremely bad, and there would be countless media outlets slandering him the next day.
But Lu Yuan couldn't help it.
After he silently walked off the stage, he sat quietly in his seat and continued to watch the Oscar Awards proceeding.
After the host saw Lu Yuanyang leaving, he had no choice but to continue announcing the next award.
The next award is very important and can be considered the most powerful award in the entire Oscars!
Best Director Award!
When several movies flashed on the background screen, everyone saw a familiar movie name again.
"Brokeback Mountain"!
If Lu Yuan has captured everyone's attention in Hollywood, then James is the biggest winner at this Oscar!
Even if he doesn't win the Best Director Award, he is still the biggest winner!
after all……
Except for a few minor awards, he has won almost all other important awards. If he wins another Best Director award, then James can be regarded as a grand slam...
God is sometimes partial.
He treats you more than just a little bit.
Once I love you, I will always send you to heaven!
"Congratulations to Director James for winning the Best Director at this Oscar!"
"Congratulations!"
When James heard his name being called, he stood up immediately and walked onto the stage excitedly.
Then, in front of the camera, he tremblingly accepted the award.
After thanking everyone, James hesitated slightly and finally chose to thank Lu Yuan once.
The staff also shone lights and cameras on Lu Yuan very wisely...
Then……
Everyone is dementia.
The camera showed Lu Yuan being massaged and pinched by a tall girl. The girl looked quite professional...
At the same time, a girl brought a drink from nowhere and handed it to Lu Yuan.
Although Lu Yuan's expression always looked awkward, and occasionally he seemed to shake his head in refusal.
James suddenly regretted it!
Damn it!
What is he doing?
I am so touched here that I am grateful to you. What are you doing?
you……
The other Oscar staff wanted to say something, but for a moment they didn't know what to say.
Are there any rules at the Oscars not to do this?
No……
Even if you search all the Oscar rules and programs, you won't find this prohibition.
You said Lu Yuan doesn’t respect Oscar?
This is really not disrespectful.
But……
Seeing Lu Yuan's appearance made people very unhappy.
In public.
Who are you showing to?
Grass!
………………………………
"..."
"..."
"What the hell, Ergouzi, what are you doing? Is it really okay for you to be so arrogant?"
"Is Ergouzi Nima the first man in history to be so messy at the Oscars?"
"Er Gouzi, do you know that you stole all the limelight from everyone at the Oscars?"
"Having been treated so badly by Er Gouzi, I suddenly felt that this Best Director Award was completely used as a foil for Er Gouzi."
"Yes, I agree. I don't know why, but I always feel that the host's expression is really wonderful..."
"Wait a minute, don't you want to hit him?"
"I think!"
"I want it too!"
The Internet exploded instantly.
After everyone saw Lu Yuan's expression being served by these girls, they were both happy and jealous at the same time.
What is joy?
What I am happy about is that the plague of Lu Yuan has finally come to harm the people in Hollywood.
What is jealousy?
day!
Aren't you jealous of such beautiful beauties surrounding you?
It’s just all kinds of envy, jealousy, and hatred!
…………………………
The Oscars are finally over.
After it was over, countless reporters rushed to surround Lu Yuan.
Surrounded by the most handsome guys at this Oscar ceremony.
no way……
This was the first time they had seen a man who showed off like this from the moment he entered the scene to the end.
So, they have to conduct interviews, right?
The first people who rushed over to stop these reporters were not staff or bodyguards, but groups of girls who suddenly appeared.
These girls were like mothers protecting their calves, blocking these reporters.
"I'm sorry... our little son-in-law doesn't accept interviews!"
"Sorry, please don't disturb our Mr. Lu Yuan's rest!"
"We, Mr. Lu Yuan, are very tired. Please give way..."
"..."
Lu Yuan walked out of the Dolby Theater protected by the group of girls, and then a pink Lamborghini stopped at the door.
When Jessica saw the car, she immediately opened the door for Lu Yuan.
"Mr. Lu Yuan, let me take you back..." She looked at Lu Yuan.
"No no... no need... thank you... I have a car."
"Mr. Lu Yuan, please believe me... we will send you back to the company."
"Yes, Mr. Lu Yuan, believe us..."
"..."
Lu Yuan was about to say, then she looked at Erica.
"Mr. Lu Yuan, please trust Jessica. Jessica will take you back to the company. With your status, it's not appropriate to take Boss Fores's car... His car is too bad!"
"Yes, it is rare for you to come to the United States, and we cannot wrong you..."
"..."
I feel wronged...
I am not fucking aggrieved!
And you don’t know where I feel wronged...
After Lu Yuan saw Furis' helpless expression in the distance and then nodded.
He finally nodded.
He wants to keep a low profile.
but……
Do you think he can still keep a low profile now?
"yeah!"
Jessica and Erica high-fived each other, then happily came to the cab and started the car.
The final battle plan was successful!
"Thank you!"
Lu Yuan looked at Jessica.
"Hehe! I want an autograph!"
"good."
After looking at the smiling Jessica, Lu Yuan nodded.
At this time, he suddenly thought of a song...
Yes!
……………………
"I don't know why, but I think of the Amazon female warrior..."
"ah?"
"Lu Yuan is like a king!"
"..."
James originally wanted to talk to Lu Yuan, but...