Make money? Why make money? Making money is other people's business. My mission is to spend money, to enjoy it, to eat and die! Hey, you ask me, how did I become the richest man in the world by spending money? How the hell did I know?
——Quotes from the prodigal Lu Xiaobu!
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Lu Xiaobu sleepily threw out the alarm clock that had woken him up and went back to sleep.
"Wait a minute, where is this?" Lu Xiaobu sat up in excitement, looking at the unfamiliar environment around him and wondering: "I remember that I was hit by a car while trying to save those two naughty kids."
At this time, a fragment of memory that was not his poured into his mind. Eighty percent of the content was about sensuality. The rest was just some daily memories. It was very simple and easy to remember. After all, there was never anything in the memory.
It only spends money, does not make money, and has no important content at all.
In short, three words - prodigal son!
After a while, Lu Xiaobu understood that he was reborn, in the body of a prodigal.
He suddenly laughed: "Hahaha, cool, this is the kind of life I want. Isn't the highest state of life just to squander wantonly, eat and die! Hahahaha! Good people are rewarded, God has eyes!"
At this moment, a voice in his head interrupted his laughter.
"Host, are you awake? Then prepare to spend money!"
"What the hell?" Lu Xiaobu was suddenly startled.
"Let me introduce myself, I am the prodigal subsystem. Don't be surprised, host. Please recall the system flow novels you have read, and you will be able to understand my existence." The system said.
Lu Xiaobu: "..."
System: "Why doesn't the host speak?"
Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes: "You've already said it, what the hell am I talking about? Anyway, it's reborn, and it's normal to have a golden finger. Then you can introduce it."
System: "The prodigal subsystem, of course, is about to lose money. With the amount of money lost, you can draw a lottery from me or buy something in the mall. If you lose one million, you will have a lottery."
Lu Xiaobu: "Except for the amount of one million, which I have never seen in my previous life, the rest is pretty simple. Forget it, just take the money. I'm going to spend money now. I've long wanted to see if I have money.
The place has spent its time!”
System: "Who are you asking for money? Of course the prodigal is asking your family for money. What the hell is asking me for money?"
Lu Xiaobu: "Well...that makes sense. Anyway, judging from my memory, my family seems to be quite rich, so I'm going to spend my money now."
System: "Since this is the first time the host has come into contact with this system, I have specially arranged a novice task for the host. It is very simple. If you lose 50,000 yuan before midnight, you will be rewarded with a lottery opportunity. There is no penalty, and no waiting will be done if you are late."
"It's a small thing." Lu Xiaobu smiled carelessly. It was just spending money, so it wasn't a small thing.
System: "By the way, remind the host that you are coming from a time and space parallel to the earth, called Aquamarine. Many things will be very different."
"ojbk, I'm going to prodigal. The prodigal son goes to war, and not a blade of grass grows. I have someone to take a bath with, and the girl can do it by herself. I get excited just thinking about it! Hahaha!" Lu Xiaobu laughed and jumped out of bed...
"thump."
Lu Xiaobu felt his body go weak and fell to the ground. He looked down at his body and was stunned: "Damn it, why are you so weak?"
System: "In your last term, you exhausted your body and died of exhaustion. It's strange that you can recover. Otherwise, you will be a carrot and a trap. Even if a good person is rewarded, you will not be reborn here."
Lu Xiaobu pinched his fleshless arm and was about to cry without tears: "How weak is this! Even if I want to pick up a girl and let her move by herself, this body can't bear it."
System: "Strength: 28. Speed: 39. Health: 31. Sexual ability: 25. Note: Each index for normal people is 100."
"Wait a minute? What did you say?!" Lu Xiaobu heard that the first few were okay, but when he heard the last one, he almost stopped going crazy. He quickly opened his pants, looked down, and immediately said with a sad face: "Half the size of your little finger? Now?
Well, when the girl moves on her own, it’s not that her body can’t bear it anymore, but that she can’t feel it anymore. System, I’m going to commit suicide now, how about you send me back?”
System: "Don't be discouraged. You can buy attribute points in the mall, one hundred thousand points. As long as you spend enough money, it won't be a problem for Little Doudou to grow into a towering tree."
"Prodigal! Prodigal! This is prodigal!" Lu Xiaobu suddenly became excited again when he heard the system's words. He stood on the ground and waved his fist crazily: "Prodigal for the towering tree!"
What he didn't notice was that behind a window not far away, a pair of beautiful eyes like stars were staring at him. For a long time, the struggle in those beautiful eyes turned into disappointment and determination.
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The breakfast table downstairs of the Lu family.
The boss of the Lu family, Lu Hongbin, walked to the dining table and sat down: "Dad, the shop in the commercial street signed a contract today. I'll go over and take a look."
"Yes." Father Lu nodded: "Let Wenhuo follow you, it's time for him to help you."
"Hey, I won't go, I still have to study." Lu Wenhuo, the second eldest son of the Lu family, came over and refused.
"Didn't you graduate two years ago?" Lu Hongbin rolled his eyes.
"There is no limit to learning. Today I graduate with a Ph.D." Lu Wenhuo shook his father in a show-off manner.
Father Lu showed a trace of impatience: "You graduated again? How many times will you graduate?"
Lu Wenhuo curled his lips: "I actually didn't study a lot. I only have three bachelor's degrees and two master's degrees. This is the first time I have graduated with a doctorate. I have thought about it. My next goal is to further my studies.
music."
Father Lu and Lu Hongbin were speechless for a moment.
"Second brother, our new store is about to open. I beg you, please come and help!" Lu Hongbin said.
"No, I want to be a singer, a romantic wandering singer." Lu Wenhuo said with longing.
"A wandering singer? That's like a wandering beggar. If you don't help your elder brother, what will happen to that little bastard Xiaobu?" Father Lu scolded.
"Xiao Bu, hey..." Lu Wenhuo fell silent.
Not only him, but everyone at the table sighed in unison: "Hey..."
When the nanny Wu Ma on the side heard the three words "Lu Xiaobu", her eyes showed a trace of disdain.
When it comes to the Lu family, it’s really like smoke rising from the ancestral graves.
The eldest son, Lu Hongbin, is a good businessman and supports all the family expenses by himself.
The second eldest child, Lu Wenhuo, was talented and intelligent, and was a well-known talent from all over the country. People said that he was a literary star descended to earth.
However, the third child is the only one who has no knowledge, no skills, no real work, no merit, and only wastes money. His monthly expenses can easily reach hundreds of thousands, or even millions.
Contrary to the second son of the Lu family, when people from all over the country mentioned the name Lu Xiaobu, they all jumped up and down, calling him the reincarnation of a disaster star.
And I heard that his body has collapsed and he is probably going to die, but that's okay...
After all, if the Lu family didn't have this little disaster star, I'm afraid they would have a place on the rich list now!
"Wu Ma, you don't have to come tomorrow." At this time, Father Lu suddenly sighed and said, "Hong Bin, I will pay the bill to Wu Ma later and give me some more as compensation."
"Yes, father." Hong Bin did not show any doubts and nodded.
Only Lu Wenhuo, who had a slightly low EQ, didn't understand, but with his strong IQ, he probably guessed it.
"Master, why? Did I do something wrong?" Wu Ma, who was still criticizing Lu Xiaobu, was suddenly startled and asked quickly.
This job is easy and profitable, and she doesn’t want to be fired!