To be honest, the whole world is in a daze right now, and I can't believe everything that has happened recently.
You said that Lu Xiaobu caused trouble and asked the emperor of the day to perform a dance. They don't know the details. It is possible that Lu Xiaobu was acting as an insider.
Besides, Lu Xiaobu ran away from today, and it’s not unreasonable if there are help, professional guards, and the right time!
However, his mother-in-law ran away from today, and everyone was so angry with him that they wanted to dig up his ancestral grave!
Everyone thinks that you should at least go back with a crime. Even if you have the protection of the Celestial Empire, you will probably be punished!
However, under this situation, Lu Xiaobu has not returned to heaven yet!
He asked Jinri to clear his name personally!
This is equivalent to Lu Xiaobu pressing Ben Ri to the ground and rubbing him hard, then standing up Ben Ri and saying - Welcome to come again next time!
I'll fuck you!
Are you still a human?!
Do you have the aura of the protagonist or the aura of being mentally retarded?!
Why is this more extreme than writing a novel?!
However, whether they believe it or not, it is the fact and everything is a foregone conclusion!
Since Lu Xiaobu burned down the Jingguo Sacred Toilet last time and was safe, he successfully played the trick again today and is still safe!
Lu Xiaobu returned home safely. This time he didn't alarm anyone, and he didn't do any million-dollar airport pickup like last time!
However, Lu Xiaobu was stopped by two soldiers as soon as he returned home.
"Mr. Lu, the head of our military region would like to invite you to come over." A soldier saluted and said respectfully.
They also heard about what Lu Xiaobu did, so they respected Lu Xiaobu very much.
"Oh?" Lu Xiaobu raised his eyebrows: "Call me? Where?"
He didn't refuse. He knew that he had caused such a big thing this time and would definitely have to talk about it.
"It's in your Thunder God E-sports Arena. Our leader said, it's just a private conversation." The soldier smiled.
This was the first time he saw their leader getting along with a young man like this!
"Okay, lead the way." Lu Xiaobu nodded.
Arriving all the way to the Thor Esports Arena, the group walked into a conference room protected by soldiers.
"Xiao Bu, you don't mind if I call you that." A white-haired old man wearing casual clothes but with a straight back looked at Lu Xiaobu with a smile.
"Of course, you are an elder." Lu Xiaobu smiled and nodded: "What kind of tea would you like to drink, I'll have someone prepare it."
"You kid! Yes!" The old man was stunned for a moment, then he laughed: "My surname is Wu, and I mean Wu Gong."
Lu Xiaobu was declaring his initiative.
"Hello, Grandpa Wu." Lu Xiaobu said with a smile.
"You boy really climbed the ladder! Okay! If you are happy today, I will accept you as a brat. No, you are the little prodigal son who will be your grandson!" Grandpa Wu was obviously very happy.
The happy things are also obvious, and they must be because of the bad things today.
The guard next to him was stunned for a moment, then smiled bitterly.
What a big deal, Lu Xiaobu became a relative in just a few words. What a blessing!
"I wonder what Grandpa Wu is looking for?" Lu Xiaobu took the teapot from the waiter and poured tea for Mr. Wu himself.
Then, a burst of tea fragrance wafted out.
"Well, good tea!" Mr. Wu's eyes lit up, then his face straightened, and he looked at Lu Xiaobu: "I don't have anything else to do, I just want to talk to you about playing chess."
"Let's play chess. I never care about the rules when I play chess." Lu Xiaobu smiled.
This is not about playing chess!
This makes it clear that we are asking about today’s matters.
"Really? Let's play a game then?" Mr. Wu obviously became more interested.
"Okay, I'll let someone get on the chessboard." Lu Xiaobu nodded.
Soon, the chessboard came up, and the two sides set up their positions, amidst the scent of tea, ready to fight.
"Come on, you come first." Mr. Wu said with a smile.
"You're welcome!" Lu Xiaobu smiled slightly, picked up the cannon and smashed it directly: "Eat your cannon!"
"ha?!"
Mr. Wu was confused on the spot: "What the hell?! How did your cannon come here?!"
Everyone should be aware of the rules of Go. The cannons must be hit one after another!
This guy just rushed over, what the hell is that?!
"This is an anti-aircraft gun." Lu Xiaobu said nonsense seriously.
"You!" the guard was furious. What a bullshit anti-aircraft gun. Isn't this just being a rogue!
"Xiao Yin." Mr. Wu stretched out his hand to stop the guard, then walked away: "Get on the horse."
He wanted to see what this kid was playing with.
"Eat!" Lu Xiaobu laughed happily, picked up the pawn and ate Mr. Wu's pawn directly!
"Poof!" The guard almost spit out a mouthful of blood!
A three-year-old child knows that the pawn must move step by step and cannot look back.
You just took three steps and came here. What the hell is that?!
"What are you doing?" Mr. Wu was not angry, but thoughtful.
"Special Forces." Lu Xiaobu laughed again and continued his serious nonsense!
"..." The guard collapsed, how could he still play like this?
"Continue." Mr. Wu took another step step by step - loading the cannon.
"Eat!" Lu Xiaobu took the horse and straddled the word "eye" and ate Mr. Wu's cannon.
"A thousand-mile horse!" Lu Xiaobu didn't need to wait to ask this time, he said it himself.
"Chief, let's not get down! This Lu Xiaobu is just playing around!" The guard was really angry.
Is this still playing chess?!
Now you have an anti-aircraft gun, now you have a special forces gun, and now you have a Chollima. You are just kidding two idiots!
"Stop talking!" Mr. Wu's eyes became brighter and brighter. He seemed to understand what Lu Xiaobu was going to say: "Continue!"
"Eat!" Lu Xiaobu picked up Wu Lao's 'shi' and ate it.
"This is..." Lu Xiaobu was about to explain when he heard Mr. Wu suddenly laugh: "I know, this must be the spy you have trained for many years, right?!"
"I admire it! I admire it!" Lu Xiaobu smiled immediately.
"Hahaha, interesting, very interesting!" Mr. Wu laughed again: "Okay, I lost this time. I will come back to play chess with you when I go back to study!"
After saying that, Mr. Wu laughed and left!
He understood, he understood what Lu Xiaobu wanted to say!
This Lu Xiaobu is really a genius!
Only the guard looked confused.
Mr. Wu, is this what happened?!
Isn't it obvious that Lu Xiaobu is playing rogue?! Why does Mr. Wu seem so happy?!
Moreover, why didn’t I ask Lu Xiaobu how he did it this time? Why didn’t he ask?
He felt like his head was all muddled and he had no idea what was going on!
Could it be that he is deaf?! When two people communicated, he didn’t hear him?!