Mathematics, Chinese, English, comprehensive science, several test papers...
Under Lin Shu's horrified gaze, Lu Xiaobu answered everything flawlessly as quickly as possible with standard answers word for word.
Well, sometimes, it’s easy to be fascinated by this bastard system while watching the live broadcast.
Then some weird answers will be given!
for example.
This question.
Two normally growing plants, A and B, were placed in the same closed chamber and cultured under suitable light conditions. After cultivation, it was found that the photosynthetic rate of both plants decreased, and the reason was ___________.
Answer: This anchor wears too many clothes.
Lu Xiaobu - System, what the hell, is the photosynthetic rate of plants declining because the anchor wears too much? What? They still need external stimulation? To speed up the blood flow? Do they need to have nosebleeds?!
Another example.
The chemical name of A is __________.
Answer: Noob!
Lu Xiaobu - Uh... System, let's have a fight, come on!
Lu Xiaobu - Your mother sells batches. Are you sure that if you write this question, the examiner will not give you a set of Lushan Shenglongba?
However, no matter what, Lu Xiaobu still finished all the questions "stumblingly"!
Lin Shu was completely stunned!
Looking at the test paper, everyone's eyes were dull!
Not only him, but the students in Class 6 are also crazy!
"I'll go, Master Xiaobu, you! You're too silly!"
"We agreed to be scumbags together, but you secretly became a tyrant!"
"If you don't have this kind of thing, it doesn't matter if you are rich, and you are handsome! Even if you are handsome, your grades are amazing!?"
"Master Xiaobu, are you still going to let others live?"
"Master Xiaobu, please leave a way to survive!"
"People say that those who don't have money can only rely on culture. However, those who have money are more educated than you, so I ask you whether you will cry? I will cry first as a sign of respect!"
"..."
Zhou Jingyuan was dumbfounded: "Xiao Bu?! Are you still Xiao Bu? That Lu Xiaobu who only sleeps and reads novels all day long?! Are you using cheats?"
"Ahem, cough, cough, actually it doesn't work either. The main reason is that there are too few questions in the paper. In fact, we can double the number of questions!"
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand lightly.
All Class 6: "I..."
Why double it?
Double it?
How many people have been stopped by the college entrance examination questions?
Do you want to double it?
We don’t play like this!
Can we still be your slaves?
You have to treat you like a god, right?
Lu Xiaobu looked at the students with black lines all over their heads!
I feel so happy, hahaha, this is so cool!
He finally knew that those top academics, when they got almost full marks in the exam, cried bitterly and said - I failed the exam again, what kind of mentality did they have?
It turns out that Quan was just showing off!
Hahahaha, cool!
He smiled and looked at Lin Shu's trembling hands after she had finished judging the papers.
Stretched out his hand.
Everything is left unsaid.
Lin Shu swallowed her saliva and handed the "Qing Emperor's Secret of Immortality" to Lu Xiaobu with trembling hands.
She finally knew at this moment.
Why did Hong Bin, who obviously didn't fully understand his little brother, say such things?
Don't worry about what Xiaobu does, because you can't.
If you insist on taking care of it, you will have no other choice but to take your knee in the end.
Just like she is now!
Her legs felt a little weak and she wanted to go back to rest!
…
Under the admiring gazes of everyone, Lu Xiaobu picked up "The Qing Emperor's Secret of Immortality" and read it coolly.
Hey, this feeling of being invincible in the world is really lonely.
System: "..., do you mean that next time, you can take the exam by yourself?"
"?" Lu Xiaobu was stunned: "What do you mean?"
"It's not interesting. It's just that I was a little distracted today. I originally thought that if it didn't work out, I would make it up to you during the college entrance examination. It seems that there is no need for it." The system sighed and said.
"What you said, who of us is following whom? Tell me, which anchor do you like again? How much do you want to reward?" Lu Xiaobu said immediately and righteously.
"No, just deposit some money into your account, and I'll reward you myself! Your account has no money." The system immediately followed up.
Lu Xiaobu: "..." Mom sells batches, and I guessed it right!
After he deposited one million into his account.
The system was finally content to watch the live broadcast.
Lu Xiaobu can finally watch the awesome "Qing Emperor's Secret of Immortality".
Because Lu Xiao is familiar with everything, it is easy for him to get started.
Soon, before school.
Lu Xiaobu entered the first level, with a trace of true energy in his body, and learned a small skill.
You can use this ray of true energy to make flowers that shouldn't bloom bloom.
According to the book, this is called injecting vitality.
He didn't know what it meant, but it should be similar to injecting soul!
"Hahaha, cool."
Lu Xiaobu laughed happily, then threw the book to Li Qiang and asked him to put it away.
Let’s see who is suitable among Zhang Meng and others and let them practice.
What?
Do you want to continue practicing?
What a joke!
He doesn't practice.
Just have this little skill to pretend to pick up girls.
As for practicing hard, just leave it to Zhang Meng, Li Jin and the others.
After a while, save up a big wave and let the system draw a life-saving treasure.
If someone really came to see him, he could just open the protective shield, squat inside, eat melon seeds, and direct Zhang Meng and the others to fight!
…
And today, the Rookie Rich List has been updated again!
The reason for the update is still because of Lu Xiaobu.
This is the first time in the history of the Rookie Rich List that one person has updated it so many times!
This time, without exception, Lu Xiaobuhao squeezed out the original number one Shi Jinhao and climbed to the number one spot on the Rookie Rich List!
As soon as the ranking came out, everyone was shocked but also felt it was reasonable.
"I'll go, and sure enough, Master Xiaobu has really climbed to the top of the Rookie Rich List."
"Yes, I saw the national announcement yesterday, and I knew that the first place was secured!"
"Hey! It's so annoying to compare people to each other!"
"I actually want to interview two people right now!"
"who?"
"One is Shi Jinhao and the other is Liu Changlong!"
"Pfft, hahahaha! You are just rubbing salt into someone's wound!"
"Yeah, I think Shi Jinhao would definitely say this: How long did it take for me to sell batches? How much effort did it take to get to the top? What's the result? Damn it!"
"Liu Changlong would say this: I want to move away from Shimen! Damn it!"
"Hahahaha! These two people are so miserable!"
"However, there is one thing you seem to be late for. In addition to the banquet held when a new member joins the Rookie Rich List, it seems that there is also a banquet every time the Rookie Rich List is updated!"
"Uh...I suddenly feel that Liu Changlong and Shi Jinhao will have a stomachache! Hahahaha!"
"I think so too!"
"..."
Yes, that's right, as they say, every time the number one on the Rookie Rich List is replaced, there will be a banquet.
And this is also the first time in the history of the Rookie Rich List that one person has held two parties at the same time!
I just don’t know how Liu Changlong, who was booed by a bastard, and Shi Jinhao, who turned into a dog, will react when they arrive!
You know, this party is mandatory!
I’m really looking forward to it, is there any chance?!
