Chapter 131 'The Cruel College Entrance Examination Program'
Lu Xiaobu walked onto the stage, and the entire concert fell into one last carnival.
Everyone chanted Lu Xiaobu's name.
There were less than a thousand students, but they shouted loudly with the momentum of tens of thousands.
"Master Xiaobu, he will rule the world for generations to come!"
"Hahaha, cool." Lu Xiaobu laughed: "Just now, you asked me to sing, right?"
"That's right!" the crowd shouted.
"Then I'll sing! Don't be so scared that you run away." Lu Xiaobu said with a smile.
Everyone laughed endlessly.
"It's okay, we can bear it!"
"Isn't it just listening to music? In the worst case, plug your ears!"
"Sing it, as long as it can save me a few days to take the college entrance examination."
"..."
Lu Xiaobu smiled, took the microphone and started singing.
This is a song written specifically for the college entrance examination on earth.
Not to mention the people of Water Blue Planet, I think even you on Earth have never heard of it.
This is a song adapted from Neon Genesis Evangelion's theme song "Cruel Angel Compendium"!
"Cruel College Entrance Examination Program"
When Lu Xiaobu was taking the college entrance examination on Earth, a teacher played this song to them.
At that time, I really felt like crying and laughing at the same time. After I went back, I couldn't help but play the single on repeat for a long time.
I believe that today, it can also stimulate the senior high school students who are about to take the college entrance examination.
"The sacred moment of June 7th has arrived. Hold the exam room number in your hand and your destiny will change!"
Lu Xiaobu held the microphone and his voice changed from slow to fast, from low to high.
As soon as the lyrics came out, all the senior high school party members fell silent and let out a tremor from their souls!
June 7th.
Holy moment.
Examination room number.
Destiny changes course!
Isn’t this song about their senior year party!?
This is actually a song written for them!
Everyone pricked up their ears and listened to this song quietly.
They are simply ten thousand times more focused than when they were in school.
"Before the exam starts"
"Heart started beating wildly"
"My mind is completely blank, filled with question marks."
"Burning with arrogance in the chest"
"Veins popping out on forehead"
“The test questions seemed to be shouting at me.”
boom--
An almost straightforward lyrics completely ignited the senior high school party members!
This is basically their state before the exam!
Some repeat students burst into tears!
Yes, this is the state they were in when they entered the examination room!
Exactly the same!
Although Lu Xiaobu's singing skills are much worse than those of professional stars.
Even if you change any song, you will feel a bit self-defeating.
but!
Only this one won’t!
Because of this song, they hear the soul!’
"How can we forget"
"Hard growth"
"How many people go crazy because of doing the questions?"
"Exercise questions are flying all over the sky"
“Emotions were high in the early hours of the morning”
“Coffee is a must-have dry food”
Explode, Explode, Explode!
Countless high school seniors cried bitterly!
The hardships of senior year in high school cannot be experienced by outsiders.
It’s the same as the lyrics of Master Xiaobu.
Exercises are everything to them, and being crazy is their normal state!
Their eyes are all fixed on the books. How can they know the difference between early morning and night?
In front of the college entrance examination, there is no distinction between top academics and poor academics. If they are not the ones who break the rules, then this is their normal state!
"Twelve years, in the bitter cold, with thorns in my buttocks, and my head hanging from a beam, just to fight for this one"
"Big comprehensive, busy with calculations, bent backbone, number one scholar, so why not grow old overnight!"
Lu Xiaobu continued to sing, and he sang this section very passionately!
The senior high school students have all stood up. The hot blood all over their bodies makes them unable to sit still!
Twelve years, that’s right!
Master Xiaobu is right, it’s been twelve years!
Just for this one!
They paid so much for this one!
June 7th is the time to test their efforts!
That's right, for these twelve years, no one can give up!
So what’s the point of growing gray hair overnight?!
However……
Their passion has just begun...
"Chinese language is not negotiable, and those who are good at it are the best."
"English, speak better than Americans"
"Physics is nothing, Einstein is not as good as me"
"Chemistry accidentally prepared the secret recipe for a nuclear bomb"
"With a wave of the pen, planets in the universe collide"
"Chinese college entrance examination students, IQ is unparalleled in the world"
Hear this part from Lu Xiaobu!
"Pfft! Hahahaha!"
The senior high school party members couldn't bear it any longer and just sat on their backs, enjoying themselves!
"Master Xiaobu is so funny!"
"Master Xiaobu, please return my emotion to me."
"I just felt so excited!"
"You still have the secret recipe for a nuclear bomb? If I had the secret recipe for a nuclear bomb, I would still be in school!"
"However, I like the last sentence! The Chinese college entrance examination students have unparalleled IQs in the world!"
"..."
Lu Xiaobu looked at the expressions of these guys and felt very happy.
In fact, there is a second section of this song.
But the second section is a little bit darker.
It can be said that if the first verse is for top students, then the second verse is for those who are humble.
So here, he chose to stop here!
Someone asked, what should I do if the second paragraph is missing?
Is it stupid?
I won’t sing it again!
During the music break, Lu Xiaobu also activated the Magic Sound Jade Pendant.
He did not choose to protect himself, but chose to protect everyone!
Suddenly an invisible protective shield
However, as a result, his Magic Sound Jade Pendant suddenly went from being able to be used thousands of times to being able to be used only once!
This hurts!
Mom sells batches, if I don’t kill that guy who is looking for death, I will never feel so angry!
This is three hundred million!
But, after all, the song still has to be sung!
But this time, I was much happier!
Lu Xiaobu: "June 7th...!"
After Lu Xiaobu sang the first line, he snapped his fingers.
Someone will pick up immediately!
After all, this song is catchy.
Brother Hu: "Before the exam started, my heart started beating wildly..."
His slightly deep, magnetic voice can't help but make people feel immersed in the scene.
After singing the second verse, Brother Hu immediately made a gesture of invitation.
Bingbing smiled: "How can we forget the difficult growth..."
Bingbing exits and Chen Yijie enters.
Chen Yijie: "Twelve years of bitter cold..."
Chen Yijie's high-pitched voice made this section even more exciting!
Next, it became a chorus!
Lu Xiaobu: "Chinese language is not negotiable...it's your turn!"
Senior High School Party Member: “Those who do this are also good at it!”
Zhou Shujing: "English..."
Senior High School Party member: “I want to say something better than Americans!”
"..."
This is what happens next.
Each star sings a line.
The students just said one sentence.
Seeing them getting better and better, Lu Xiaobu hid aside to drink.
There was no way, no one could sing just now, he could take the lead.
Now that he knows how to do it, if his voice appears again, he will be humiliating himself!
It's better to maintain a cold demeanor and show your generosity in not trying to steal the limelight from them!
By the way, enjoy the appreciative looks from the obvious people!
Oh yo, not bad!
Moreover, Lu Xiaobu had more important things to do.
"Da da da da!"
As a sound of footsteps came...
Lu Xiaobu knew that the grandson was here!
It seems that this is very confident!
He actually waited until he finished singing before taking action!