Chapter 137 Pear Blossoms Are Still Creepy With Rain
Looking at Wang Gou, Lu Xiaobu clenched his fists.
Take people's money...well, take people's money to help them eliminate disasters!
Since you want to slap in the face, let’s start!
From the looks of it, this kid should be the kind of person who deserves a beating.
What should you do to deal with this kind of person?
That is...
"Crack!"
Lu Xiaobu went up and slapped Wang Gou on the face.
He found that since his attribute points were full, he became more and more fond of violence!
After the beating, Lu Xiaobu looked at Wang Gou with infinite arrogance: "Tell you, boy, I am here to slap you in the face today. Use all the moves you have!"
Lu Xiaobu thought that this slap in the face was a success and very beautiful!
However……
Bata, bah!
I saw tears actually appearing on that Wang Gou’s face?!
And while crying, she also said: "You hit me! You actually hit me! You! Wuwuwu! Yuanyuan, I won't play anymore!"
wtf!
Lu Xiaobu was shocked!
Mom sells batches!
Crying makes you paralyzed!
Are you a man?
Even if I slap you and you rush up to fight with me, I won’t be surprised!
But you are crying like a chicken!
I beat Liu Changlong into such a bad state, but he didn't even cry!
"Uh...cough cough cough!" Zhou Jingyuan coughed twice in embarrassment and whispered to Lu Xiaobu: "Well, Xiaobu, I forgot to tell you, this guy is not the target of a slap in the face."
"Wtf! What did you say?" Lu Xiaobu was stunned and said, "This guy is so provocative, why isn't he the target of a slap in the face?"
"He is actually my best friend. I asked him here to show you suitable clothes. That's how we usually talk." Zhou Jingyuan was extremely embarrassed.
"Uh..." Lu Xiaobu was silent.
He looked at Zhou Jingyuan and then at Wang Gou who was crying!
There seems to be nothing wrong with this explanation. Pepper has always been very strong when speaking!
In this case, that is to say, his journey of being slapped in the face...
He died before he was born!
What the hell is this?
If you fail to hit the enemy with a slap in the face, hit your own people first.
Embarrassing thief!
"Um...ahem, I'm sorry! This..."
Lu Xiaobu looked at Wang Gou who was crying and felt numb all over, but he could only apologize.
He held out his hand, ready to shake hands and make peace.
"All right!"
Wang Gou sniffed and seemed to forgive Lu Xiaobu.
Then……
Zhou Jingyuan was afraid that Lu Xiaobu would be suspicious.
After all, it’s hard to explain a girl having a boyfriend or something!
So, she said in Lu Xiaobu's ear with an invisible voice: "Don't get me wrong, he is actually gay, or so!"
Then……
hiss!
Lu Xiaobu took a breath of air!
Mom sells batches!
gay!?
Or a sufferer?
Although he does not discriminate against homosexuals.
but!
Looking at Wang Gou in front of him, he couldn't help but feel numb all over!
Especially now that Wang Gou is actually planning to shake hands with him!
then!
Lu Xiaobu instinctively grasped the hand and waved it...
Then……
Throw it out with a slap!
Snap!
Well, the scene was awkward again!
Zhou Jingyuan was speechless.
Why are you hitting someone again?
Haven’t I explained everything clearly to you?
Poor bestie, you are suffering!
It's not surprising that she doesn't understand, after all, girls' views on gays are fundamentally different from boys'.
Wang Gou couldn't hold back his tears anymore and cried bitterly: "What did you do? You hit me, apologized to me, and I forgive you, why did you still hit me? I provoked whom!
?Yuanyuan, I feel wronged!"
Those who cry are called pear blossoms bringing rain!
That's something that makes Lu Xiaobu's hair stand on end!
Ever since he found out that this old man was gay, this kind of crying became normal in Lu Xiaobu's eyes!
But it's normal, but I still can't help but feel numb all over!
"Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I...how do I put it? I don't mean anything else, I'm just not used to it, you know. How about...well, let's do this, don't I have to buy clothes? How about I cover all the expenses?
?Consider it an apology!"
Lu Xiaobu said helplessly: "Of course, don't worry, I will keep the secret, I am not the kind of person with a long tongue!"
"Okay! I take back what I said before about you having no taste. You are still a pretty good person."
Wang Gou twitched his nose twice, feeling extremely aggrieved, but he still agreed.
He himself also knows that his behavior is not acceptable to many people.
Although this Lu Xiaobu didn't want to have physical contact with him, being able to talk to him here all the time warmed his heart!
And he even offered to keep it a secret, which made him look at Lu Xiaobu even more highly!
"Well...actually, you said a lot, but I just have no taste."
Lu Xiaobu quickly shook his head.
It’s better if you don’t have good taste, just don’t fall in love with me!
Liang Lan was holding back a smile.
It's really rare to see the young master so deflated.
"The two little brothers behind you look very strong!"
Wang Gou soon discovered the new target, his eyes shining brightly.
"Well... well, actually, I'm very weak."
Zhang Meng shivered all over and quickly pulled Li Jin in front of him: "Let me introduce you to the guy next to you. This guy is a former special soldier! I can't beat him at all!"
"No, instructor, you! That's too much! I'm very weak too!"
Li Jin wanted to cry but had no tears, so he struggled hard!
Instructor, why are you getting worse and worse?!
Don't cheat on your brothers like this!
These two brothers, who are usually stronger than the other, are so desperate that they are weaker than the other!
"I'm just teasing you. You are indeed not strong. I like those with big muscles!"
Wang Gou burst into laughter!
Lu Xiaobu was trembling all over!
Zhang Meng and Li Jin also retreated in various ways.
Yes, yes, we are weak, very weak!
Thank you very much that the training in the army is all anaerobic training, otherwise if they were really a bunch of lumps, it would be fatal!
But at present, it seems that this...gay has not awakened any strange attributes.
Otherwise, if certain attributes are really awakened.
They didn't dare to fight.
The harder you hit him, the happier he will be. What do you do?
…
A group of people walked to the mall.
During this period, Lu Xiaobu took the time to go to the bathroom and wash his hands.
Well, I washed my hands vigorously.
But after all, Wang Gou's taste is really good.
No wonder Little Pepper asked Wang Gou to pick out clothes for him!
He is both a man and a woman, and he is more aesthetic than Liang Lan.
You can always accurately grasp the dazzling aspects of dressing up.
Therefore, after walking around, Lu Xiaobu's clothes immediately upgraded to a new level!
Low-key luxury with connotation!
Of course, Wang Gou didn't handle all the clothes he changed, they were all handled by Liang Lan on his own initiative!
Again, he does not discriminate against gays and remains respectful, but he still tries to avoid physical contact!
As for Wang Gou, he also maintained respect for Lu Xiaobu and his party, and did not behave in any other way.
So, both parties get along quite happily!
The time came to eight o'clock in the evening, and all the clothes were chosen.
Zhou Jingyuan took Lu Xiaobu to her home.
The real face-slapping journey is finally about to begin!