The first thousand four hundred and forty-two chapters
"No! Absolutely not!" Erhuo quickly denied.
"Then you are useless?" Lu Xiaobu tilted his head.
"You are useless!" The second-rate guy said anxiously: "What kind of master are you! People say that it depends on the owner to beat a dog. Now in front of outsiders, you are hurting your own dog like this? Is it really okay?
?!"
"Oh shit! That makes sense!" Lu Xiaobu raised his eyebrows: "Go and bring me a cup of tea!"
"I... serve you tea?!" The corner of the idiot's mouth twitched, wishing he could give Lu Xiaobu a sip: "Do you think my claws can serve you tea?!"
"Find your own way." Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes: "If you can't carry it, I will lock you in the house until you stop talking to others and no one will take it seriously!"
"I...Okay, I'll bring you tea!" The second-rate guy looked sad.
What kind of master is this?
Until people think it’s not weird for a dog to talk to people?!
You said yourself that you would be locked up until death!
The second-rate guy left dejectedly.
"Xiao Bu, what are you..." Lu Hongbin was a little confused, why did he have to let the second-rate guy serve the tea?!
"I suspect that his brain has mutated." Lu Xiaobu said aloud: "You haven't seen that he can use idioms, can you still argue with me?"
Do you still remember that Lu Xiaobu once gave good food to the second-rate guy?
After that time, the intelligence of the idiot has actually been developed once.
Unsurprisingly, the spiritual energy recovery this time has increased the development of second-hand goods, thus evolving the function of speaking.
"Are you testing him?" Old Yu also understood a little bit: "It seems to be different. I remember that after the lion mutated, the first thing he chose was to kill other lions instead of being like a second-rate lion."
"Then what's the use of this mutation?" Mr. Wang asked.
Ever since he was assigned the responsibility of being a human shield, he always wanted to squeeze everyone's role.
Well, the dog can’t be let go either!
"The effect? I don't know yet. Let's talk about it later." Lu Xiaobu shrugged and said, "Everything has just begun. Who knows what the future will be like?"
And this time.
The guy came over pushing a skateboard.
There is a cup of tea on the skateboard, and there is a slight heat rising, which looks good.
Old Yu and Mr. Wang secretly clicked their tongues.
It actually happened!
This guy's IQ is not low!
Then!
When the second-rate guy came to Lu Xiaobu, Lu Xiaobu picked up the cup of tea, opened his mouth and drank it!
"Woo!" The second-rate guy kept whining.
Old Yu and Mr. Wang watched with twitching corners of their mouths.
What does this mean?!
Didn’t the second-rate goods complete their mission?!
Why didn’t I get a reward? Instead, I was tortured!
"What a disgrace! How dare you pee in my teacup?!" Lu Xiaobu put down the teacup, put down the second-hand guy, and looked at the second-hand guy with an evil look.
"What?!"
The corners of Lao Yu's mouth suddenly twitched.
Did that cup of tea just now contain the urine of a douchebag?
He didn't believe it!
First of all, aren’t all dogs loyal?
Secondly, would a dog think of this way to take revenge on its owner?!
However!
"How did you know?!"
The idiot coughed and jumped back, looking at Lu Xiaobu in disbelief: "I obviously controlled the amount, there is no smell, and there are no traces left!"
"Fuck! It's true!" Lao Yu cursed directly!
Mom sells batches!
Are you still a dog?!
Actually taking revenge on your master?!
Let your master drink your urine?!
Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death?!
Mr. Wang also twitched the corners of his mouth.
I always thought the Lu family was abnormal!
Now, he found out he was wrong!
The Lu family’s dog is not normal either!
"Nonsense!" Lu Xiaobu looked condescendingly at the idiot: "With your small height, how can you make a cup of steaming tea?! You will be burned to death, you little brat! No, you little brat!"
"I'll go! Ignore this!" Erhuo said angrily.
"Go to the punishment station! One hour!" Lu Xiaobu said.
"Just go! It's true!" The second-rate guy is also a bachelor.
Mainly because he knew that if he didn't accept this punishment, Lu Xiaobu would definitely torture him to death!
As he walked towards the wall, he muttered: "You were waiting for me! I will make you suffer next time!"
"Two hours!" Lu Xiaobu said calmly.
"Wow!" the second-rate guy yelled in dissatisfaction.
If you have the ability, you know what I’m talking about now!
When he came to the corner, Erhuo looked at the corner quietly.
"Legs!" Lu Xiaobu said again.
The idiot rolled his eyes, stood up, and faced the wall thinking about his fault!
"Old Wang, really, I feel that the idiot is smarter than you." Lao Yu looked at Mr. Wang and said seriously.
"Well, I think so too! Bah! I feel so stupid!" Mr. Wang almost didn't react!
What do you mean?!
A dog is smarter than me?!
Lao Yu, this is a personal attack!
"Well, I think so too!"
The second-rate voice came over leisurely!
Mr. Wang's face suddenly turned green: "Lu Xiaobu, can I kill him?"
"What do you think?" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes.
"Just wait, I may poison you to death some night!" Mr. Wang threatened the bastard fiercely.
"On your IQ? I don't think so!" the idiot retorted unceremoniously!
"How dare you underestimate me?!" Mr. Wang was furious.
"Nonsense! Just because you are quarreling with a dog now is enough for me to look down on you!" The idiot said with a sharp tongue!
"Me! You! Damn it!"
Mr. Wang was so angry that he almost lost his temper!
How can you accept this!?
A multiple-choice question about whether a beast is inferior to a beast?!
If he doesn't continue to quarrel with the idiot, then he can't quarrel with a dog!
If you continue to quarrel with a bastard, he will be no different than a dog!
What the hell! Mom sells batches!
None of the people or dogs in the Lu family are good!
"Old man, don't forget, your granddaughter is also from the Lu family, so just scold her! It's best to scold your future grandson too! I heard she's already pregnant!"
The second-rate guy’s frivolous words came through!
Well, the last hit was successful!
"puff!"
Mr. Wang vomited blood to the end!
ko!
Old Yu looked at this farce thoughtfully, but his heart became more and more solemn.
Erhuo is definitely not an ordinary dog!
Forget about the quarrel before.
However, at the last moment, the idiot actually noticed what Lao Wang was thinking, and then succeeded in finishing the attack?!
This kind of IQ is definitely not lower than that of human beings, and to some extent, it is even higher than the IQ of some people!
In addition, what happened before was that the second-rate guy gave Lu Xiaobu the 'medicine'.
An idea gradually appeared in his mind.
This dog, no, no, no, would be a perfect spy and assassin!
When he went to monitor what some people were saying, he didn't even need to bring a recorder. He just went in and listened. After listening, he just came out and attached it again!
After all, who would pay attention to a dog?!
If you are more cruel, let him go in with poison and go into the water!
