Chapter 150: It's really uncomfortable not to go up or down
June 21st.
"The Young and the Restless" and "Westward Journey" were released at the same time!
I have to say that the activities of "The Young and the Restless" are still effective.
Judging from the film scheduling rate of theaters across the country, "The Young and the Restless" accounts for 30%. This is exactly the film scheduling rate that major theaters are promoting as a blockbuster.
However, under the dual influence of Chen Feiyang and Lu Xiaobu, "Westward Journey" only had a 24% film scheduling rate.
And this is nothing.
The most egregious thing is that most of the shows arranged for "Westward Journey" are before 12 o'clock in the morning and after 22 o'clock in the evening, which is almost ineffective garbage time.
There is also a huge difference in the arrangement of the halls. "The Young and the Restless" is a large hall, a high-end hall, while "Westward Journey" is a small hall, a garbage hall.
This is basically an action that "The Young and the Restless" has discussed with the major theaters.
Its purpose is to make "Westward Journey" a complete failure.
Chen Feiyang was so angry at this scene that he screamed and made various phone calls.
"Lao Yang, you have gone too far! We have cooperated for so many years, and you use this time period to trick me? I agree, will Master Xiaobu agree?"
"Lao Li, you bastard, small hall? When was my Chen Feiyang's movie played in the small hall?"
"Fuck you, you uncle, you bastard. You still call me brother and sister, but you didn't even play a single game during prime time? All during garbage time?!"
"..."
Chen Feiyang was calling someone over there to curse.
The three women were also extremely angry.
"How many red envelopes did they give out!" Liang Lan was very angry.
"Xiaobu, do we really not fight back? They are obviously bullying people! Are we more afraid of them than money?"
Wu Qian gritted her teeth angrily.
She used to think that Lu Xiaobu would only waste money, but now she also understands the power of money.
I have to say, it's very interesting.
"Smelly little bu, what on earth are you thinking?!"
Zhou Jingyuan, on the other hand, kept holding her cell phone and scolding.
He cursed Lu Xiaobu with his mouth, and cursed all the major theaters on his mobile phone.
"Don't worry." Lu Xiaobu continued with confidence: "Then there is still a midnight stall! That's enough."
"I!"
Everyone was completely shattered.
They really don’t know where Lu Xiaobu’s confidence comes from!
This confidence is too much!
…
Le Xiaojie, an ordinary college student, is having an ordinary love affair.
Hearing that "The Young and the Restless" was released, his girlfriend, Lin Rong, bought tickets early to go see the movie with him.
In fact, he doesn't really like to watch, and even says he hates watching movies that feature a lot of celebrity love affairs.
What nonsense is youthful restlessness? Is youth as beautiful as you imagine?
Of course the above reasons are just one of them!
The most important thing is that as soon as his girlfriend sees those bullshit male gods, she will devote herself to them and ignore him at all.
Question: Do boys who take their girlfriends to the movies really go to the movies?
Answer: When watching a chicken movie, you don’t have to do something exciting. The more daring ones can use their mouths, but even if they don’t work well, they can use their hands!
However……
Just imagine, your girlfriend is moving you up and down and is about to come out!
Finally, a handsome face appeared on the screen, and your girlfriend suddenly stopped and asked you, "Do you feel uncomfortable when you are not up or down?"
Even if your girlfriend keeps her hands on you, she has actually changed your head in your mind. Can you feel comfortable?
What's the difference between this and putting a hat on your face?
Don't say it out loud then, you probably won't even have to say it if you can't afford it!
However, he had no choice but to wait for his girlfriend to arrive in front of the cinema.
While waiting, he watched the movie playing in the theater today.
When he saw "Westward Journey", his eyes suddenly lit up.
Yes, isn't there also "Westward Journey"?
It's free anyway, but it starts after "The Young and the Restless" ends.
There will definitely not be many people inside, so I will take Lin Rong to watch the movie. I will make up for the time on the bus!
Director Chen Feiyang, I love you so much!
Thank you for giving me your shy time!
"Westward Journey" can only play this role at present, and it has to make people angry!
…
"Le Xiaojie, here."
Lin Rong waved to Le Xiaojie.
"Rongrong, you are here."
Le Xiaojie stepped forward quickly.
He felt upset when he saw his girlfriend dressed so beautifully, even more beautifully than when she was dating him.
It's just a movie, not really going to meet your boyfriend. Why are you dressed up so beautifully?
But it’s okay to think about this kind of thing.
"Let's go, come in quickly!" Lin Rong said with bright eyes: "Let me tell you, it's not easy for me to get these two movie tickets. My best friends are jealous of me!"
"Okay, I'm going to buy popcorn." Le Xiaojie was helpless.
…
Enter the screening room.
Soon all the seats were occupied, and even some junk seats were bought.
Just looking at the attendance rate for this show, it was actually as high as 100%!
Simply terrifying!
The movie starts.
Just as Le Xiaojie thought, there are no hidden traces of Photoshop, various 50-cent special effects, plus a bullshit plot that has no idea what it is about. This is what this "Young and the Restless" is all about.
This kind of thing is commonly known as - bad movie!
However, even so, as soon as those so-called male gods appeared, all the girls, including his girlfriend, still exclaimed and praised him.
Forget about compliments on his looks, Le Xiaojie actually heard compliments on his acting skills.
He was speechless at the time - the thousands of words in his heart could not compare to one sentence, WQNMLGB!
Of course, when he saw his goddess appearing, he would also be short of breath, and he would also imagine Lin Rong as a goddess!
Cough, cough, cough, that’s human nature!
…
The movie is finally over.
Lin Rong wants to go back, how can Le Xiaojie be willing to do it?
After much force, Lin Rong finally agreed to watch "Westward Journey" with him.
In fact, Lin Rong didn't know what Le Xiaojie was thinking, so he only gave in half.
Come to the screening room of "Westward Journey".
The difference with "The Young and the Restless" is obvious.
Not only is the hall small, but there are also fewer people. Most of the people who come here are couples who are passing the time or have the same idea as them.
This is the current situation of "Westward Journey", it is sad!
Wait for the lights in the screening room to turn off.
The entire screening room couldn't wait to hear all kinds of faint gasping sounds, some heavy, some high!
Everyone looked at each other with a tacit understanding.
However……
Le Xiaojie and Lin Rong are working hard together.
His expression now is very ferocious, he will be here soon!
At this moment, his eyes accidentally glanced at the screen.
Then……
His hand suddenly stopped and he stared at the screen dumbfounded.
The ferocious expression on his face began to soften, then became distorted, and finally became ferocious again.
But this time the ferocity was caused by suppressing laughter!
"Pfft, hahahaha, I'm so happy, it's so funny! It's all so funny!"
Le Xiaojie finally couldn't help it anymore and laughed out loud.
Lin Rong, on the other hand, had an angry look on his face: "Le Xiaojie, you must have done it on purpose, to make me miserable!"
"Rongrong, come on, watch the movie, I'm so happy!"
Le Xiaojie held his stomach and his body twitched.
Of course Lin Rong didn't believe Le Xiaojie's lies, but he still looked at the screen instinctively.
then!
"Pfft! Pfft! I can't do it anymore! It's so funny!"
Lin Rong also laughed, his original desire was completely suppressed!
Being able to suppress this desire shows how good-looking and funny "Westward Journey" is!
