He didn't forget that the old principal and Lei were pointing at him.
This is what he calls utilization and counter-exploitation!
If you want me to help, then at least you have to let me live safely until then, otherwise, I will help you.
Of course, this kind of gang is definitely limited to Nanshan City, and more specifically Nanshan College.
Once they leave the academy, they don't need to put in so much effort.
However, in the school, they would never let Lu Xiaobu die. Of course, they would definitely like to see him beaten.
The premise is that someone can beat him!
"Stop! Didn't I let you come over?!"
The old man was a little angry.
He doesn't like people looking for him at this time!
"I'll just listen to you?" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes.
"Don't you know who I am?!" the old man was angry.
"Do you know who I am?!" Lu Xiaobu argued!
"I am the only alchemist in the school, how dare you disobey me?!" the old man was furious.
Even the principal respects him. How dare this guy, who looks like a student at first sight, dare to disobey him?!
"I am Lu Xiaobu, the slap maniac. Do you want to be beaten?!" Lu Xiaobu showed no sign of weakness.
Well, he has accepted the title of slap madman.
Anyway, there are many weird nicknames, and this one is not bad!
"Slap maniac!? Even if it's you, you can't disobey me! I'm in the foundation building stage!" The old man had obviously heard of Lu Xiaobu.
"It's not like I haven't fought before in the foundation building stage! What do you want!" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes.
He is 100% invincible in the Golden Core stage, but he really doesn’t pay much attention to it in the Foundation Establishment stage!
"Fuck!" The old man was so angry that the Three Corpse Gods jumped: "I'm older than you! You have to respect your elders!"
Now it is no longer a question of whether to stand or not, he wants to save face!
Lu Xiaobu: "I'm younger than you, you have to love children!"
Old man: "I'm working, don't disturb me!"
Lu Xiaobu: "I'm just wandering around, it's none of your business!"
Old man: "If you dare to mess with me, I won't make elixirs for you in the future!"
Lu Xiaobu: "You dare to mess with me! I'll let the violent martial arts squad rob the person who comes to you to make elixirs!"
Old man: "It's none of my business that they were robbed! I won't make elixirs for you anyway!"
Lu Xiaobu: "No one asks you to make alchemy, but you are still a lousy alchemist!"
Old man: "I'll fuck you, uncle!"
Lu Xiaobu: "I am your uncle!"
"..."
Omit 10,000 words here!
Well, this was a very friendly and harmonious discussion!
Apart from the fact that it is easy to be harmonized if you say it, everything else is pretty good!
Old man: "I...I...I..."
He was so angry that he almost vomited blood!
Where the hell does this hob meat come from?!
Mom sells batches, it’s so difficult!
There are so many curse words that I can’t even curse!
Lu Xiaobu smiled faintly, looking down on the crowd!
About swearing?!
It’s not like you haven’t seen him fight with trolls before!
Now he is just an old man, sprinkle water!
Of course, if you hit a stick, you have to give a sweet date!
"Food is meant to be shared, so why be so stingy?" Lu Xiaobu said with a smile.
The old man didn't want to speak, but when he looked at Lu Xiaobu who had already walked beside him, he knew that he was indifferent whether he spoke or not.
I might as well say a few words.
"Good food? Are you delicious too?"
The old man said firmly.
"Of course, as a representative of the foodie nation, how can it be possible that it doesn't taste good?" Lu Xiaobu said with a smile.
"Foodie? That's an interesting word." The old man nodded, his attitude inexplicably reduced a lot.
How do you say something?
Since you can’t resist, you might as well enjoy it!
That’s what he thinks now!
If you can’t scold me, let’s study it together.
What? You say fight?!
Crazy!
He is an alchemist, how much fighting power can he have?
And this Lu Xiaobu was unable to resist even a slap in the face during the foundation building stage!
Thinking of this, he sighed: "Come on, let's take a look."
Lu Xiaobu accepted it happily, took two steps forward, looked at the simple kitchen, and frowned: "Huh? Where is the food?"
"Isn't that right!"
The old man pointed to the pot and said.
"You call this food food?!" Lu Xiaobu was furious!
How can a pot of dark, bubbling things be called food?!
I don’t know, but I thought some wizard had prepared the poison!
"If you don't like it, don't eat it!" The old man blushed. This is why he doesn't like people to disturb him.
The presentation is so bad!
Then, he muttered: "Do you really think that this Qingyun Crane from the small world can be eaten by ordinary people? No one else can make it, but I made it look like it can be eaten, which is already amazing!"
Well, the old man is looking for face for himself!
"It's a difference, but you still don't admit it? You want to save face and suffer the consequences!"
Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said.
Suddenly, the old man was stimulated.
The anger just now has not dissipated yet.
Now this guy is making a fuss unreasonably, how can he stand it!
"Peng!"
The old man threw the corpse of a bird creature, which was about the size of half a pig and could barely be seen, on the kitchen floor.
Then, he looked at Lu Xiaobu: "If you have the ability, you can make one and let me see! If you make it, I will hang out with you!"
Mader! It’s true, if you have the ability, it’s okay to talk, but if you don’t have the ability, you’re always showing off here, I can’t stand it!
"Are you serious?" Lu Xiaobu looked at the old man with a look of disbelief: "What are you going to do if you cheat?!"
"Depend on!"
The old man was excited.
"I swear to heaven, if you make better food than me, I will hang out with you, otherwise, I will be struck by lightning and my cultivation will not improve!" the old man roared and swore!
"If you add one more, you will lose your sense of taste, and eating shit will taste the same as eating delicious food." Lu Xiaobu said calmly.
"Damn it! It's so poisonous!" The old man was frightened!
This guy is too cruel.
For a food lover, if you lose your sense of taste, eating shit and eating delicious food taste the same?!
This is even more vicious than not making any progress in cultivation!
but!
He gritted his teeth: "Okay, I swear! I swear to heaven, if you make better food than me, I will hang out with you, otherwise, I will be struck by lightning, my cultivation will not improve, and I will lose my sense of taste.
Eating shit and eating delicious food taste the same!"
"Perfect!"
Lu Xiaobu clapped his hands twice.
"It's time to swear!"
The old man stared at Lu Xiaobu fiercely.
He also wants this guy to swear a vicious oath!
Well, if you can't do it, you will be slapped in the face every day!
As a slap maniac, he must not be able to bear it!
result!
"Why should I swear?" Lu Xiaobu shrugged and said, "I didn't force you to swear just now, nor did I promise that I would swear!"
This is so reasonable to say!
"puff!"
The old man drank a mouthful of old blood for three kilometers!
How shameless!
How shameless!
Damn it, I actually believed such a shameless person?!