Yes, you read that right, and he said it right too.
This is the place called the spiritual world. As soon as you see it, two groups of people are fighting!
And all of them are old men with long beards on their chins.
Lu Xiaobu saw with his own eyes an old man whose beard was dragged to the ground. He pushed his beard to the back of his neck, rolled up his sleeves, cursed and prepared to take action!
That way, it's like wrapping a big braid around the neck before the Qing Dynasty competition shown on TV, full of ritual feeling!
Lu Xiaobu was completely speechless when he saw it!
This scene is enough to make people collapse, whether from Lu Xiaobu's world view or from a cultivator's world view!
In Lu Xiaobu's original worldview of the Celestial Dynasty, how could he imagine a group of old men in their seventies and eighties engaging in gang fights?!
Even in the world view of cultivators, age does not represent cultivation level.
But where is this?!
This is the spiritual world, and everyone who can come is basically a Mahayana existence!
A group of old Mahayana monsters did not cause mountains to collapse at the snap of a finger, but instead twirled their beards and started fighting in groups. If their disciples saw this, would they be frightened and go crazy?
Come closer and listen.
Lu Xiaobu was even more broken down!
You will never guess why these people started fighting!
"Let me tell you, Xiaoying is one of ours. If you dare to get involved again, I will chop you into pieces!"
This is what Lu Xiaobu said just now when he saw the old man twirling his beard.
The opponent was not to be outdone: "Brother Draft! I have fallen in love with Xiaoying! Get out of here! I don't care about life and death. If you don't accept it, you will do it. Who is afraid of whom!?"
"How dare you be so arrogant?!"
"You're so arrogant, what can you do?!"
"What kind of skills do you have in the spiritual world? If you have the skills, report the coordinates, and I will bring someone to kill you right now!"
"No need! Just reveal the coordinates and I'll go find you!"
"What the hell! It will only serve as a slander for the sake of words!"
"CNN, you are such a badass!"
"..."
Then, Lu Xiaobu saw the two sides starting to fight.
That was a brutal beating!
It’s not that the blood donation is tragic, but it’s the kind of tragedy you would feel when you see a group of old men fighting in a gang!
What made Lu Xiaobu even more speechless was that, judging from what they meant, were they jealous of a woman named Xiaoying?
Don't ask why Lu Xiaobu knew it was a girl as soon as he heard it.
These two gangs are all big men. Could it be that they are fighting over men?
It really is!
Lu Xiaobu had an inexplicable feeling that this place was very much like the online world. With its unique concealment, it completely released the dark sides in people's hearts that they usually don't want to say!
It's just that Internet trolls only use their words, but here, in addition to using their words, they can also use their hands!
It doesn’t affect the body anyway!
Lu Xiaobu shook his head and prepared to leave.
result!
He was seen!
The two old men who were beating each other saw Lu Xiaobu and were furious!
"What are you looking at?! Why are you shaking your head?! What do you mean, are you saying that Xiaoying is bad?!"
"What the hell, you are so old, but you still have the skin of a young person. It seems like you are here just for Xiaoying!"
"Fuck him!"
"What the hell, we haven't even fought for it yet, and there are still people who want to take advantage of it?!"
"..."
As a result, Lu Xiaobu inexplicably became the public enemy of the two groups of people, and they all clamored to kill Lu Xiaobu!
"Damn it! Who the hell are these people!"
Lu Xiaobu felt that he was thinking of those people who watched the fight on the Internet, couldn't stand it anymore, said something fair, and were jointly attacked by both parties!
No, he is more unjust than those who speak justice!
After all, he just shook his head!
then!
Three minutes later, Lu Xiaobu pulled the beards of the two old men with one hand and tied them in a knot!
Dead knot!
In terms of true cultivation, he may be slightly inferior!
But, a group fight?! A group fight where you pull your hair and gouge your eyes?!
Not to brag, he challenges everyone here!
Their long beards will become their Achilles heel!
However, that's it, these old men are still clamoring!
"Boy, if you can, let me go?! I'm going to fight you for three hundred rounds!"
"What the hell! If you can, tell me your coordinates, I will kill you in real life!"
Listen, listen, do you think this is a common tactic used by trolls on the Internet?!
Lu Xiaobu, who is experienced in this area, decided to teach them a lesson!
then!
Another beating!
What can be solved with fists can never be solved with words!
The last group of guys who were beaten screamed in agony.
Looking at their old faces, Lu Xiaobu almost felt like respecting the elderly and loving the young!
As the old men begged for mercy, Lu Xiaobu tangled the beards of all the old men together, then turned and left.
As he walked, he cursed: "What kind of bullshit place is this spiritual world!"
While walking, Lu Xiaobu saw two more people.
Well, these two are much more elegant and are playing chess!
Lu Xiaobu was a little interested and went over to take a look!
Well, what a special checkers game!
Damn it, you uncles, you two look like immortals, just like those immortals on TV playing chess. When you look at it, what kind of checkers is it?!
How the hell can you still act decent?!
Especially, these two are both really bad chess players!
I guess you all can’t believe it!
Two stinky chess players playing checkers will definitely be the first game in eternity!
Lu Xiaobu cursed his mother and left.
Keep walking!
Finally saw something serious!
Alchemy!
Right, this is what a serious cultivator looks like!
Practicing Taoism, refining elixirs, and seeking immortality!
Lu Xiaobu stepped forward with an open mind to learn...
After asking a few questions, Lu Xiaobu knew the name of the elixir the other party wanted to make!
Tomato and Egg Dan!
Then!
Lu Xiaobu kicked over the alchemy furnace and walked away cursing!
Tomato and Egg Dan?!
Why the hell don’t you practice Buddha’s Jumping Over the Wall Pill?!
After all, it’s more expensive than tomato and egg pills!
The old man who made alchemy was so angry that he cursed on the street!
Keep walking.
Lu Xiaobu saw it...
The five old men who drew erotic pictures were not ashamed!
The old lady who holds a concert and her fanatical fans!
Well, this old lady’s name is Xiaoying!
Lu Xiaobu also received a flying eye!
Fans jumped to beat him!
Lu Xiaobu fled!
at last!
Lu Xiaobu saw nothing!
Because, fans of the old man who fights in groups, the old man who plays checkers, the old man who makes alchemy, the old man who draws erotic pictures, and the old lady named Xiaoying have gathered together and are chasing him crazily!
Adhering to the wise saying that two fists are no match for four hands, Lu Xiaobu ran forward in a daze!
Some people say, why doesn’t he fight back?!
Nonsense, he has already discovered that energy cannot be used here, and even the strength of this body is not great. Counterattack is useless!
However, he finally came to the core position because of this, and there were finally no more ridiculous things here!