As expected, under the pressure of this general trend, the news of the League of Legends internal beta was hardly taken seriously by anyone!
Americans selectively skip all news about League of Legends.
Oh, no, they even gave me a negative review!
The current rating is 1.1!
The lowest ever!
"It's a rubbish game. Although I haven't played it yet, it's definitely rubbish!"
"This is a game produced by a Chinese company. Sorry, I don't play it!"
"Even if it's really fun, I won't play it!"
"That's right, the Chinese people should get out of the United States!"
"A rubbish arm-wrestling company, a company that only cares about money!"
"A gang-busting company with no integrity for money!"
"..."
When Green saw this negative review at the company, he was so angry that he scolded his mother: "Fuck! Bichi! A bunch of scum!"
Lu Xiaobu looked at the furious Green and curled his lips: "Come here, I'll teach you the national curse!"
"What?"
Green was confused!
"Come on, say it to me, MLGB!"
Lu Xiaobu said seriously.
"What!?"
Green is crazy!
My boss!
Is now the time to say this?
Haven’t you seen players frantically posting bad reviews?
Are you still in the mood to teach me to curse!?
No, I want to know how do you express this kind of emotion in China?!
Li Jin saw Green's thoughts from the side and said softly: "This emotion is called, egg hurts, come on, say it to me, d~an egg, t~eng hurts! Egg hurts!"
"Egg?! It hurts?!"
Green was stunned as he read out these two awkward words.
He wants to die!
Why?
Why aren't you anxious about Boss Mao?
Is this a unique talent of the Chinese people!?
Or is this the power of Qi!?
Forget it, my balls hurt!
Well, this word is indeed quite appropriate!
"Come on, let's play."
Lu Xiaobu greeted the employees to play LOL together.
Some people, like Green, were not in the mood to play and shook their heads.
But there are still some people with big hearts.
"Oh, boss, I'm not looking down on you. This idea is yours, but we made this hero ourselves. We are very familiar with them. Be careful not to give you face!"
A white guy said excitedly.
The others also nodded shamelessly, obviously very interested in torturing Lu Xiaobu!
They are not afraid of Lu Xiaobu's anger. They have been in contact with each other more in the past two days, and they really like their Celestial Boss more and more!
Funny and humorous, and most importantly, rich!
"cut!"
Lu Xiaobu curled his lips: "Come on, come on, I'm going to put it here today. Anyone who can beat me will be rewarded with five thousand dollars."
Suddenly, a large group of Americans’ eyes turned green!
Although they have only been in contact for a few days, they already have an understanding of Lu Xiaobu's generosity!
If you say this to others, you might be joking!
But when it comes to their boss, Lu Xiaobu, it's true!
Everyone turned on their computers and logged into LOL.
Since it is an internal beta, only the matching function is open, not rankings or anything else.
Therefore, they all chose to match, hoping to match Lu Xiaobu and use the heroes they designed to win the five thousand US dollars.
However, something happened that shocked them!
"Oh Maiga! Boss, are you practicing secretly at night?"
An employee looked at his 0-0-12 data and looked confused!
The heroes he and Lu Xiaobu used were all made by him himself - Annie!
But why?
Instead, he, the producer, was beaten!?
"Hmph, you want to torture me?"
Lu Xiaobu chuckled.
What about the producers?
Does the creator have to know how to play games?!
As an old bronze player who has been playing in LOL for a long time, he is proficient in all kinds of techniques to go with the wind and waves and against the wind.
He has always felt that Bronze is the deepest level in LOL!
Here, even professional players cannot guarantee that they will win!
Because, he not only has to be careful about his opponents, but most importantly, he has to be careful about his teammates!
Like now!
"Boss, you've gone too far! That's my wild monster!"
A black man who was matched with Lu Xiaobu and chose the jungle position made him want to cry without tears!
Lu Xiaobu seemed to pass by by accident every time.
Then!
With one skill, he took away the wild monster he was about to kill!
He is a majestic jungler, but he is only at level 5 now!
He wants to cry!
The boss is so shameless!
Not only are you grabbing heads, minions, but also wild monsters!
He wanted to say something to Annie's producer - you are being abused! Don't you see how much money the boss has eaten!? It's almost the whole team's money!
They were having a great time here, and everyone selectively forgot about the closed beta for the time being.
…
Tom is so sad!
His girlfriend broke up with him!
He decided to use games to vent his anger!
So, he bought a lot of snacks and drinks and sat in front of his computer.
After playing a few games that he often played before, he always cheated his teammates because of his poor condition.
So, he chose to change games to play.
After browsing the game.
He took a fancy to League of Legends, a Chinese game that was in closed beta testing.
His idea is very good. Since there are not many people playing this kind of game, it will be a trap.
So, after giving a negative review, he opened League of Legends.
When he created an account, he maliciously named him a funny name - I am your father!
After creation is complete.
Four option boxes appeared in front of him.
I'm a newbie: You're new to real-time strategy games and hero battle games.
What I played: You have played some real-time strategy games, but you are not a master.
I'm a veteran: you've played some real-time strategy games, you know how to play real-time strategy games
Master, do you know: You are a very powerful real-time strategy player, so awesome!
“Oh my god, if nothing else, I love the idea!”
When Tom saw these four options, he suddenly became happy: "Of course I am the master, do you understand?!"
Entering the game, Tom did not choose to start the novice level.
Instead, I selected Match directly.
"I feel like I'm going to have to wait all day or run into a robot again."
Tom said to himself.
His reaction was normal. After all, he knew very well what kind of environment LoL is currently in the United States.
However!
Match successful!
"Oh, my God, is it really a robot? So fast?!"
Tom felt a little unhappy: "Don't the wrist force company know how to design a time, and after a period of time when there are no more people in line, then match the robot? Did they give up so quickly?"
However, he complained, but still clicked in.
Fortunately, he took a photo of Lu Xiaobu!
Then……
"Fuck, that's my head!"
"Hao Cao Cao, did you do it on purpose!?"
"Oh my god, that's my monster!"
"My head was robbed again!"
"Oh, my army line! I have no economy!"
"..."
Half an hour later!
Tom gritted his teeth and clicked match again: "That bastard, I must find you and take revenge!"
At this time, his girlfriend called: "Oh, Tom, I was wrong, let's make up!"
"Go away! I want to play League of Legends!" Tom hung up the phone fiercely!