All the professors were waiting for Lu Xiaobu to tell him his conditions.
"It's nothing. I just need you several schools to unite and hold a talent show for me, and I'm going to form a harem. It doesn't take too much, just three thousand beauties."
Lu Xiaobu touched his chin and smiled.
"Forehead……"
The professors looked confused, looked at Principal Li, and asked with their eyes - is he telling the truth?!
Are you an emperor?
Let us, the universities, draft you!?
Build a harem for you?!
Just pay back three thousand beauties?!
What do you want to do?!
Also, come on, come on, just tell me, how did these two come out?
What do you want singles to think?!
Do you just want them to jump off the building hand in hand?
Su Luoxue's mouth also twitched.
Although I was mentally prepared, I was still hit hard!
OMG!
Three thousand beauties for you to choose from? Master!
Isn’t there enough beauty around you?
The rest of us... Bah, without me, they would all be top beauties!
Royal sister, luoli, student girl, aren’t they enough?
Three thousand beauties?!
Even if you take one a day, it will take you ten years!
"Well, Xiaobu, what do you want to do?"
Principal Li said with some anxiety: "We are all serious schools! Famous universities don't do that."
This Lu Xiaobu is good in every way, but he is unbearable when he is crazy.
You said that if this conversation were to get out, others would not let others point at their spines and scold them!
"What are you thinking about? I'm talking about holding a super large cosplay."
Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said.
"call!"
Everyone let out a sigh of relief: "It turned out to be cosplay! What did I think? Lu Xiaobu, you really know how to joke!"
Cosplay is just cosplay, why don’t you sound so scary!
It’s the talent show again, it’s the harem, it’s the three thousand beauties again!
We, the dignified university professors, are like a bunch of palace maids and eunuchs serving you!
Bah, what a metaphor this is!
"However, I want to cosplay the emperor, so I still have a talent show. Well, the women are my harem and the men are my guards!"
Lu Xiaobu smiled excitedly.
That scene is exciting just thinking about it.
Let’s just say which of you men doesn’t dream of becoming an emperor?
There are even many girls!
The same goes for Lu Xiaobu.
But you can't achieve it, but Lu Xiaobu can take this opportunity to have fun!
Envy or not!?
"Forehead……"
The professors were speechless!
Why do they feel so sore?
After wandering around for a long time, it turned out to be a talent show.
However, the professors thought about it and agreed.
After all, this is still a cosplay at the end of the day, nothing more.
Of course, they also made several demands.
"However, we will only cooperate with the issuance of notices. As for whether they are willing or not, we will not make any guarantee."
"Yes, and although we know you won't do that, I still want to say, please don't force it."
“There are also safety aspects that must be guaranteed.”
"..."
Lu Xiaobu naturally agreed that any problem that could be solved with money was not a problem.
…
Originally, these professors thought that few people would come!
However
Wait until major schools issue notices...
The enthusiasm of the students greatly exceeded their imagination.
They never thought that Lu Xiaobu's prestige among young people was so high!
The number of people willing to participate in each school reached more than 60%!
What a terrifying ratio this is!?
The boys won't say anything. After all, if they are willing, it still depends on whether Lu Xiaobu is willing.
But the girls actually took the initiative to send photos to Lu Xiaobu, and even revealed their measurements, height and weight!
Let me go, isn’t this your lifelong secret?
That’s it?
…
then!
The audition, bah, the cosplay selection has begun.
Lu Xiaobu was sitting in front of the computer, holding a cup of tea.
Zhang Meng, Li Jin, one on the left and one on the right!
The four girls stood behind Lu Xiaobu.
Liang Lan squeezed her shoulders gently.
Su Luoxue rolled her eyes and fanned.
Little Pepper gritted her teeth and handed the grapes to Lu Xiaobu's mouth.
Wu Qianmin pouted and stood aside, preparing to operate the computer.
At a quick glance, if Lu Xiaobu were wearing a dragon cannon, he would really look like an emperor.
Lu Xiaobu felt the gentle and gentle squeeze of Sister Lan's shoulders, and the gentle breeze carrying Su Luoxue's fragrance. He ate the grapes brought by Xiao Chili and let out a comfortable hum!
There is nothing better to enjoy life than this!
Principal Li stood aside with his mouth twitching.
What is this thing called?
Lu Xiaobu looks like an emperor, so what is he?
The chief eunuch standing next to the emperor?!
Why does it hurt so much!
However, he can't leave, he has to record it and then communicate with other schools!
"The draft begins."
Lu Xiaobu announced seriously.
Wu Qianmin pursed her lips and clicked on the information sent by various major schools for Lu Xiaobu!
"Well, this is not bad, eighty-three points, I'll take it."
Lu Xiaobu looked at the photo and nodded with satisfaction.
"Hey, okay!"
Principal Li took out a piece of paper and wrote it down.
Come on, he's looking more and more like the eunuch in charge, and now he's just a piece of cake!
"Next."
Lu Xiaobu took a sip of tea and ate grapes peeled with small peppers.
Wu Qianmin clicked on the next information.
"Well?" Lu Xiaobu frowned: "Seventy-five points, not very good."
Then he scanned the information.
Measurements:b83/w61/h89
"Okay, take it." Lu Xiaobu immediately grinned: "Not bad, not bad! After all, you can add ten points after turning off the lights!"
The four girls all had the urge to strangle Lu Xiaobu to death.
Can you be more obvious?!
And turned off the lights!?
What do you want to do!?
When Principal Li heard this, he couldn't help but take a sneak peek.
He swore that he didn't think he had any other thoughts, it was just human nature!
Then!
"oh!?"
Lu Xiaobu and his group made a meaningful sound!
"Cough cough cough!"
Principal Li's old face turned red!
Mad, why can't you hold it back?
If this is seen by outsiders, it will be ruined!
…
"Next!"
Lu Xiaobu squirted out a mouthful of tea: "Pfft, manager! This is a girl's information, why did you let a big man in?"
"What big guy?!" Principal Li said subconsciously, and then suddenly became anxious: "Xiao Bu, who do you call the manager!?"
What's going on?
He really regarded me as the chief eunuch!
Not like this!
"Ahem, cough, cough, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue." Lu Xiaobu waved his hands quickly: "Answer my question first."
"Let me take a look, eh?"
Principal Li glanced at the photo and was also stunned.
Then he looked at the gender and major carefully and understood.
"Look carefully, I'm from a sports school, majoring in weightlifting!"
Principal Li couldn’t laugh or cry!
"Okay, steward, she wants it too, let her be the imperial guard!" Lu Xiaobu nodded.
"Okay! Wait a minute, why am I the manager again?!" Principal Li was so angry that he wanted to curse!
…
"Next!"
"Hey, it's 90 points. It's just a little small at the top, but it's okay. Overall, it's 85 points! Accept it!"
…
"Next!"
"This is not good, it's only sixty points. Wait a minute, what? She has won numerous awards in the music major. Okay, let her be a court musician!"
…
Principal Li looked at Lu Xiaobu who was enjoying and giving orders, and couldn't help showing an envious look.
Even he had a dream of becoming an emperor!
As a result, the emperor did not take it seriously, and he could not escape the title of chief eunuch!