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Listen to Xu Yi's quotation for boiled cabbage.
"puff!"
The fat man spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "Are you kidding me? It's just a cabbage cooked in boiling water. No matter how delicious it is, you want me to pay 998?"
Not only him, but everyone around him sprayed.
"I'll go, 998? Are you kidding me?"
"Are you kidding me?"
"Enough is enough! We are all here to take care of your business. It's okay to joke, but don't go too far."
"That is, a dish of boiled cabbage can still be worth 998?"
"..."
"Sorry, I wasn't kidding."
Xu Yi shrugged and said seriously: "The price of boiled cabbage is indeed 998 per serving, and it is already a profit at a loss, and it is in limited supply, while supplies last, and we will not wait if it is out of date."
"Okay, very good, you are cruel! You are a black shop! I can see it. This is a scene directed by you from beginning to end. It is all a show! Just to deceive ordinary people like us!"
Listening to Xu Yi's firm words, Fatty gritted his teeth angrily:
"Everyone, please believe me. My name on Weibo is Jade Noodles Chilong. I have a certain status in the food industry in Shimen City. I have seen this kind of routine many times!"
People are like this, they will do anything to save face. In order to prevent others from talking about him, the fat man boasted about his awesomeness, but he couldn't afford the money, so he could only say that the hotel was a black shop.
After hearing the fat man's self-introduction, the people around him suddenly understood.
"So you are just eating dragons with jade noodles."
"I'm still a fan of yours. What Jade Face Eats Dragon is definitely credible."
"It seems like everything today is really just a show!"
"..."
"Please don't spit on anyone."
Xu Yi was extremely angry when he heard the fat man's slanderous words. He really wanted to give this guy a broomstick!
The fat man sneered, pointed at the students in Class 6 and said, "Spewing nonsense? Do they all have 998 shares? Don't say it's Lu Xiaobu's treat. If that's the case, it proves that you are just putting on a show!"
"this……"
When Xu Yi heard the fat man's words, he immediately stayed where he was.
What to do now?
The students were originally invited by Master Xiaobu, but now they are unable to tell the truth.
Otherwise, it will just be yellow mud that falls off your crotch—it’s not just shit, it’s shit!
"What's the matter? You have nothing to say. I just promised that these students will never be able to get even 100 yuan, let alone 998!"
The fat man said angrily: "A black shop, absolutely a black shop! I've seen this kind of routine too many times."
Passers-by also became angry.
"You Lu family are going too far. Everyone looks up but doesn't look down. Is that interesting?"
"That's right, the Lu family used to be very good. When did they start tricking others?"
"you……"
The passers-by became agitated, making it seem as if Lu's restaurant had poisoned the food, which is what everyone has pointed out.
What no one noticed was that a wretched-looking man showed an excited smile on his face and sneaked away from the crowd.
At this time, the fat man looked at Xu Yi proudly: "I let you cheat me, now I have nothing to say! I won't embarrass you, if one of them can take out 998, I will buy one, there are ten, I
Just buy ten points and do what you say!”
"Hey, Fatty." When Li Qiang heard this, he recalled the delicious taste of boiled cabbage and shouted to Fatty: "Come, look here."
The fat man looked around in search of a sound.
Li Qiang waved to him, then took out a thousand yuan from his pocket and slapped it on the table, sneered: "This is a thousand yuan, the extra two yuan are given to you, do you want some?"
"This!" The fat man's face suddenly turned green - he had just said that he had no money.
However, he refused to admit defeat and said with a pinched neck: "You can't prove anything if you are rich alone."
"Crack!"
A student on Li Qiang's left took out a thousand yuan and slapped it on the table, looking at the fat man with a sneer.
The fat man's face turned red: "These are only two..."
"Crack!"
A student on Li Qiang's right took out a thousand yuan, slapped it on the table, and looked at the fat man with a sneer.
The fat man was sweating on his head: "It's just..."
"Pah. Pah. Pah. Pah!"
Before the fat man finished speaking, 62 students, including Wu Qianmin and Zhou Jingyuan, each took out a thousand yuan and slapped it on the table. They all looked at the fat man with a sneer.
They would not watch Lu Xiaobu being slandered.
"I...you...you..."
Fatty wants to cry - don't you, you wouldn't be such a bully!
The sound of the money being slapped on the table was simply the sound of being slapped in the face!
The passers-by also stopped their activities one by one, their faces turned red, and they stayed where they were in embarrassment.
"Well...it seems like you have wronged a good person."
"They came with money!"
"It's over, it's over, I'm slapped in the face. It's so embarrassing!"
"..."
Li Qiang sneered on the side - Fatty, you are so unlucky. Normally there is really nothing you can do about it, but today, Master Xiaobu's school just rewarded us with a thousand yuan each! You are so embarrassed!
Xu Yi immediately added with a smile: "998 for one portion, a total of 62 portions, a total of 61,876 yuan, a big opening bonus today, for good luck, I will give you a fraction of 76, a total of 61,800 yuan, credit card or cash?"
The fat man's liver hurts - more than 60,000 yuan, I'm crazy, what did I brag about just now, and do what I said, what should I do now?
He can't stand still now, his face is in severe pain, and he can neither walk nor leave.
"Okay, okay, this is just a joke. They are all from the village, and I won't really ask you to pay more than 60,000 yuan."
Xu Yi suddenly smoothed things over: "If you can really afford it, buy one and try it. It's absolutely worth it. This is a dish that our young master Xiao Bu personally taught me to cook."
When you open the door for business, you cannot be rude and unforgiving, and now that Master Xiaobu is still here, his words and deeds can easily be mistaken for Master Xiaobu, so you cannot embarrass Master Xiaobu!
"Okay, okay." The fat man quickly borrowed the donkey from Poxia: "I apologize for my irresponsible words and deeds just now. I'll buy one and try it."
"Okay, please wait a moment." Xu Yi smiled.
soon.
A portion of boiled cabbage was served and placed in front of the fat man.
The fat man opened the lid, looked at it, smelled it, and looked at Xu Yi: "Although I did say something wrong just now, is this boiled cabbage really worth 998? After all, dishes are about color, flavor, and flavor, but now they are colorless.
, Erwuxiang, plus a name that is so low that it really makes me suspicious."
"You'll know after you eat it." Xu Yi smiled mysteriously: "If I don't eat your tongue for this dish created by Master Xiaobu, my surname, Xu Yi, will not be Xu."
"Come on, be careful, you won't end up like me just now." The fat man said: "However, as long as your stuff is really worth the money, I will recommend it to you."
He frowned, picked up the chopsticks, picked up the cabbage and lotus flowers, and put them in his mouth.
The moment his tongue touched the cabbage lotus...
"Bang!"
A sound of thunder that did not exist in reality suddenly resounded in his mind, making him stand frozen in place!
An explosive taste experience suddenly spread throughout his body like lightning, making him feel as if he was electrified, and his whole body was numb and numb!
The previous disbelief, distrust, and unpalatable feeling were all washed away in an instant by this explosive eruption.
He had never thought that the pure white cabbage with no aroma in boiling water could burst into such a strong and explosive flavor in an instant.
This absolute contrast, absolute opposition, can highlight the wonderful taste!
How can you refuse?
How can one refuse?
Absolutely can't refuse!
"Fat man, fat man, those are chopsticks, stop chewing them."
Xu Yi quickly woke up the fat man who almost bit off his chopsticks.
"Ah? Oh! Cough cough cough!"
The fat man woke up in a daze and quickly took the chopsticks out of his mouth.
"Is it really that delicious?" Passers-by looked at the fat man's demented expression and asked involuntarily.
"Delicious? No, not delicious!"
The fat man suddenly shook his head crazily: "Boss Xu, I said I wanted ten copies at the beginning, right? I think I have to keep my word. Come on, give me ten copies."
The passers-by were suddenly stunned.
"It's not delicious, why don't you order ten portions?"
"Is he out of his mind?"
"Um...I seem to understand. Did the boss say that the supply is limited and no one waits after it is overdue?"
"Fuck!"
"Fuck! Fuck!"
"What the hell, fat man, eat the dragon with jade face, you shameless bastard, you are so shameless! You actually want to take it all for yourself?!"