"You asked me a few questions, then I'll ask you a few questions too."
Lu Xiaobu asked with squinting eyes.
"Please advise."
Zhang Peng pushed up his glasses, feeling extremely confident.
He is already familiar with any professional knowledge.
Lu Xiaobu: "How old are you?"
Zhang Peng: "Third year."
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
Lu Xiaobu went up and hit him with a critical strike!
Straight to the heart!
"Forehead……"
Zhang Peng was speechless all of a sudden. After holding it in for a long time, he finally said: "No!"
"Oh. I do!"
Lu Xiaobu nodded and hugged Su Luoxue beside him.
Just take a bite at her pretty face.
mua!
Su Luoxue's pretty face turned red, but she didn't make any rebuttal.
She is also somewhat used to it.
Moreover, Lu Xiaobu must be given face in front of outsiders.
"This...you!"
Zhang Peng's face turned red.
"Does it hurt your heart?"
Lu Xiaobu sneered: "I'll ask you again."
"explain!"
Zhang Peng's always calm tone disappeared!
Not having a girlfriend is the most distressing thing for him!
After all, although he is a nerd, he is also a man.
"Do you play basketball?"
"If you don't fight, it's a waste of time."
"Then do you play any competitive activities? Games also count."
"If you don't fight, it's a waste of time!"
"Then do you have someone you like?"
"have!"
Zhang Peng hesitated for a long time before finally speaking out.
"Then have you confessed your love?" Lu Xiaobu continued to ask.
"No!"
Zhang Peng gritted his teeth and said.
"You said you don't fight or grab, you don't have any passion at all, and you don't dare to confess to a girl you like! What kind of young man are you? Why don't you take care of yourself in old age?"
Lu Xiaobu sneered and said: "The biggest capital for young people is time. If you fail, you will have to start all over again. It's better for you to enter the retirement mode in advance! What's the point of living for you?!"
"Oh, that's right." Lu Xiaobu remembered it again and spread his hands: "I'm just telling the truth, don't blame me if you don't like it!"
Mom sells batches, don’t be surprised if you don’t like it, don’t be surprised if I don’t like it either!
I want to see what you can say!
As soon as these words came out.
Zhang Peng's face turned red instantly.
Lu Xiaobu used his words to slap him in the face.
What made him even more frustrated was...
He couldn't refute it!
Because what Lu Xiaobu said is right!!!
The people around also cheered.
"Well said!"
"666666! I have nothing to say except 666!"
"Young people should struggle and fight for it, instead of taking care of themselves!"
"I've decided to confess my love to you after class soon!"
"..."
"snort!"
When Zhang Peng heard what everyone said, he stood up angrily and turned to leave.
"By the way, let me remind you again, this is not how you provide for the elderly. Learn from me. This is how you provide for the elderly!"
Lu Xiaobu sneered, then lay down on Su Luoxue's lap.
Well, Su Luoxue brand knee pillow.
Although it's not soft enough, it's definitely tender, slippery, and icy cold!
So cool!
Su Luoxue's pretty face turned red.
This was the first time for her to use Lu Xiaobu as a knee pillow, and she felt so awkward.
Because in this posture, Lu Xiaobu’s head will be very close to a certain place!
So shy!
She had to hold back and didn't stand up.
When Zhang Peng looked back, he almost spit out a mouthful of blood when he saw this scene!
His fragile heart was stabbed and bruised all over, dripping with blood!
He didn't dare to stay any longer and was left like a lost dog.
It’s so heartbreaking!
Everyone around looked at Lu Xiaobu with envy.
"I'm so envious and jealous!"
"I want to do this too! But my girlfriend won't let me!"
"Hey, comparing people to each other is so irritating!"
"Master Xiaobu, please teach us how to pick up girls."
"Yes, Master Xiaobu."
"..."
For a time, more and more people gathered around Lu Xiaobu.
However, they all controlled the distance and did not get too close.
"What are you doing? There's no class anymore?!"
A scolding sound suddenly came.
When the students heard this, they all trembled in fright and quickly returned to their seats.
"Come on, the stubborn old man is here."
"Credits will be deducted again soon!"
"Made, why are you so strict every day?"
"..."
Lu Xiaobu also sat up and looked at the person coming.
Bald old man.
Wear glasses.
It feels old-fashioned and mean.
The temperament is somewhat similar to Zhang Peng, but more intense than Zhang Peng!
There is a word called old scholar, which refers to this kind of person.
When Su Luoxue saw this person, she immediately explained to Lu Xiaobu: "He is Professor Sun Yesun, an old teacher in the school. He is absolutely senior. Even the principal sometimes wants to sell him some face. Just now.
That Zhang Peng should be his disciple."
"Oh?" Lu Xiaobu raised his eyebrows: "You mean Zhang Peng was sent here by him?"
"Probably not. Although Professor Sun has an old-fashioned style, he is a very upright person! He will not do such stupid things." Su Luoxue gave a positive reply: "However, if nothing happens to you when you come to class this time.
, it should be arranged by him."
"Quiet!"
Sun Ye scolded and glanced at Lu Xiaobu.
Su Luoxue immediately stopped talking.
Even she is a little scared!
"Okay, let's start calling names."
Sun Ye went step by step and started calling the names one by one.
"Zhang Yong."
"arrive!"
"Wu Fei."
"arrive!
"..."
"Lu Xiaobu."
"arrive."
Lu Xiaobu also shouted loudly.
He still believed in Su Luoxue's words.
Since Zhang Peng was not sent by this professor, he still respected this kind of scholar.
When Sun Ye heard the voice, he raised his eyes slightly, looked at Lu Xiaobu, and nodded.
The roll call is over.
Sun Ye closed the roll call: "Okay, 12 people didn't show up today, so their credits will be deducted."
The students trembled again.
Only in this class, no one dared to shout for others.
"Today, we are going to talk about a movie that can be called an epic masterpiece, and you are very honored because its creator is not far from you." Sun Ye said with a straight face.
"hiss!"
Suddenly, a sound of gasping air came from the scene.
You must know that this old stubborn has a very harsh vision for movies.
Many masterpieces at home and abroad have flaws in his eyes!
He even once made a public statement - The Golden Fire Awards are rubbish! They are full of shady stories! They also deserve to be selected for movies!?
Because of this matter, he almost had sex with Fang Yunlong, who used to be a professor of Teidian and was now dismissed!
"That movie won this award!"
"It's not easy to say this from a stubborn old man!"
"Is it an ancient movie?!"
"No, that's not right. Professor Sun said that his creator is very close to us."
"Wait a minute! I think I understand."
"Hiss, could it be..."
"If nothing else happens, it should be..."
Everyone's eyes turned to Lu Xiaobu.
They all guessed it.
The movie that won this honor is the one that failed to win the Golden Fire Award, but has not yet won, but is the uncrowned king in people's hearts - "Westward Journey"!
And its creator is Lu Xiaobu!
They all guessed it, and Lu Xiaobu must have guessed it too!
However, he is a little numb!
Mom sells batches!
Does this mean he is ready to come to power?
What kind of plane are you doing?!
He talks about movies?
What a nonsense!
You might as well have a fight with me!
How to do it? How to do it?!
Waiting online, it’s quite urgent!
How about ruining the place?
No, no, people are praising him, so we can’t ruin the situation!