The faces of the celebrities present changed when they heard Lu Xiaobu's words.
"Lu Sheng, this is the master!"
"Yeah, you can't say that, this is art."
"Don't say that."
"..."
Today's welcome party was held for Lu Xiaobu. How could they not know Lu Xiaobu?
So I just gave advice in a low voice and didn't dare to yell out loud.
Chen Kun looked helpless: "Brother Lu, didn't you promise me to respect the master a little bit?"
"If you respect a chicken, what kind of master is he?"
Lu Xiaobu sneered: "Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, you are a charlatan."
"Don't use your ignorance as your capital. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense!" Ge Wen roared at Lu Xiaobu.
"Can't you understand? Okay, I can't understand, please explain it to me!"
Lu Xiaobu was so angry that he actually said he was ignorant.
"You are not worthy of me interpreting it for you. Let's wait until you improve your level!"
Ge Wen said coldly.
"Excessive? I improve my realm?!"
Lu Xiaobu narrowed his eyes.
And this time.
"Woof!"
The second-rate guy suddenly screamed and jumped out of Su Luoxue's arms.
He tugged on Lu Xiaobu's trousers.
"What's wrong?"
Lu Xiaobu looked at the second-rate guy and asked.
"Woof woof woof!"
The idiot yelled, looked up at the so-called art, and then looked at the ground.
That means - look at me.
"What? You also want to do some art?"
Lu Xiaobu was happy: "Okay, we are like some people who can't interpret their own works. I will interpret it for you."
"Woof!"
The second-rate guy nodded.
After calling, the fucker stood up, revealing his penis.
Whoosh!
Start peeing.
Lu Xiaobu immediately started exaggerated dubbing: "Appeared! Appeared! Pissing! You heard it right, it's peeing! My second-rate peeing! Okay!"
Lu Xiaobu's voice was extremely high-pitched, as if he had seen some unique treasure.
This voice echoed in the box, and the expressions of all the stars changed.
This is a slap in their face!
They also shouted like this when Ge Wen was doing art.
This Lu Xiaobu is too willing to do whatever he wants!
Everyone welcomed him today, but he slapped everyone in the face?!
And this is not the end.
This guy, just after eating that god-level dog food, he no longer looks like a dog.
It didn't just pee this time.
Instead, he ran while peeing.
Urine was sloshing freely on the ground.
"Did you see it? This is the legendary humanoid self-propelled cannon. Look at this ink pen and look at these lines. Each stroke is completely natural."
Lu Xiaobu continued his serious nonsense on the side.
Isn’t that just bragging! Who is afraid of whom!?
Master?! I can’t mock you anymore!?
Want me to improve my level?
You are on the same level as my second-rate guy!
Maybe it’s not as good as my second-hand product!
"good!"
Zhang Meng and the others were also cheering.
They all shouted.
"good!"
"Very good!"
"This is art!"
"..."
These shouts made everyone's faces turn green.
Chen Kun is no exception.
This is simply a slap in the face without any cover-up!
Especially Ge Wen was so angry that he exploded: "Nonsense! Bastard! You are insulting art, you don't deserve to be here."
"Woof woof!"
The idiot showed a proud smile and continued painting.
"good!"
"very good!"
"Very good!"
"..."
At first, the stars' faces were green.
But slowly, their expressions changed and they became suspicious.
"this……"
"Hey, although it seems nonsense, it seems like..."
"No!"
"Awesome!"
"..."
Because what appeared in front of them at this moment was no longer a messy graffiti, but gradually took shape.
…
soon.
The idiot shivered and shook his body.
The painting is over.
What is presented to everyone at this moment is a landscape painting!
Although there are still many flaws.
But everyone really saw it!
This is indeed a landscape painting!
A landscape painting drawn by a dog using urine.
They looked at the picture, and then looked at the bullshit painting by the master. No, it was calligraphy.
Suddenly, a feeling called egg pain appeared!
Although they don't want to admit it.
but!
like……
This dog...
Painted...
It is indeed better than Ge Wen!
After all, at least they understand!
As a result, their eyes became weird.
"Woof woof woof!"
After the second-rate guy finished painting, he still provoked Ge Wen and started barking at him.
"My idiot said, grandson, please see if my painting is better than yours."
Lu Xiaobu acted as the translator.
"That's nonsense! Let's not talk about the bullshit paintings! What you just said was just a dog's talk and a personal attack on me. I'm going to sue you!"
Ge Wen was so angry that he almost went crazy, and all the hair on his head exploded.
"Personal attack? Do you think I have the ability to attack you personally? What I said just now are just the exact words of my idiot."
Lu Xiaobu sneered, then looked at the second-rate guy: "Really, the second-rate guy?"
"Woof woof!"
The second-hand guy nodded in agreement.
"puff!"
Celebrities are going crazy.
"Oh my God! Lu Sheng, can you communicate with your dog?!"
"A dog, and so humane?"
"Lu Sheng, you are so amazing!"
"..."
"Woof woof woof!"
Dissatisfied, the second guy called again.
"My idiot said, please don't change the subject. How about returning to the art itself? Because it's almost done."
Lu Xiaobu said while suppressing a smile.
Celebrities are going crazy.
God returns to art itself!
God is so quick!
You also know that this is a painting made with urine!
"That's unreasonable!" Ge Wen went crazy: "Art? You don't deserve to say the two words art! This is not called art! Because it is worthless!"
"Okay, how do you express value?"
Lu Xiaobu asked with a sneer.
"Although mundane things like money can pollute art, money is indeed the best reflection of value. Someone just bought my calligraphy for two million, what about yours?"
Ge Wen said with red eyes.
He was humiliated and sent to his grandma's house today.
It’s okay to be despised!
He was actually despised by a dog!
If he didn't regain his temper, he felt he would have a heart attack.
"Two million?"
A sneer appeared at the corner of Lu Xiaobu's mouth: "Comparing money with me? Forget it, I won't throw money at you, so as not to accuse you of being a bully. I'll put it here today, my second-rate painting will sell for five
One million, does anyone want to buy it?"
"Five million? You want to sell it for five hundred and fifty?! Hahaha, are you crazy?"
Ge Wen immediately caught the words and began to laugh crazily.
He felt that he finally caught the opponent's handle!
He won!
He believed that absolutely no one would be stupid enough to spend money to buy a painting that was painted with dog urine and was almost dry.
However……
But he was the only one smiling in the entire scene.
