Two days later, those high-quality popular science soft articles had spread on the Internet.
However, there has been no significant increase in sales of Brain Black Gold.
This scene made the people at Naoheijin feel even more chilled.
I feel that Brain Black Gold is completely finished this time!
That day, at eleven o'clock in the morning, this was the first wave of advertising bombardment.
Everyone in Brain Black Gold Company is paying attention to the effect of this shot.
Even Wu Yuanren, who had been drunk all the time, forced himself to rinse his head with cold water to calm down and start paying attention to the advertisement.
TV commercials have begun.
Two figures that were familiar to people on Earth suddenly appeared on the screen.
An old man and an old lady, these were designed by Lu Xiaobu personally and let professionals design them bit by bit.
It almost achieved the same effect as the "Melatonin" TV commercial in his world.
As soon as they appeared, the two animated characters, the old man and the old lady, jumped up and down.
"No gifts for the holidays this year!"
"No gifts, no gifts! No gifts, no gifts!"
"If you accept a gift, you will receive brain gold! Brain...black...gold!"
The 15 second commercial is over!
Everyone from Brain Black Gold Company sighed after reading it - sure enough, it is still a stupid advertisement!
Wu Yuanren even opened a bottle of Erguotou again, and his eyes couldn't help but moisten!
A cool song for myself.
However, they felt that Liangliang was their business and Liang Lan's plan would still go ahead.
This is just the beginning.
With an investment of 300 million in advertising, the bombardment of idiotic advertisements began.
For a time, no matter it was TV, forums, Weibo, video websites, newspapers, first-tier cities, second-tier cities, third-tier cities or even county-level cities, these stupid advertisements appeared everywhere.
Everyone was confused.
It was as if the world had become unrecognizable in just one day.
All they could see were the two old men and women running around blindly, and all their ears could hear were those extremely magical lyrics.
then!
Netizens exploded!
"Fuck, what a stupid advertisement! You must be sick!"
"Pfft! What the hell is this!"
"I feel like I'm blind!"
"What kind of stupid advertisement is this!"
"Returning to brain-destroying gold? I think it's brain-dead gold!"
"What the person above said is wrong. People say it is brain black gold. You can hack your own brain black gold!"
"Video websites are now full of these stupid advertisements! It's so deceptive! I've almost been brainwashed! Why are there such rubbish advertisements!"
"What kind of stupid advertisement is this made by a company? I'm going to scold them!"
Soon, someone broke the news.
"This is an advertising plan that was solely carried out by Lu Xiaobu. The other people just cooperated. It was all done by Lu Xiaobu."
When I heard Lu Xiaobu's name, I don't know why, but the online scolding suddenly stopped.
"Um...it's Master Xiaobu! Then I think I understand a little bit!"
"I also understand, it is indeed Master Xiaobu's urinary nature!"
"I feel like I probably guessed what Lu Xiaobu was thinking. Juebi deliberately let us be bombed!"
"..."
There are even people with skins on them.
“I won’t accept gifts during the holidays this year. If I accept gifts, just accept them...accept them!”
"Just collect the brain gold, hey, Bazahai!"
"Mom sells batches, I actually sang it! I was really brainwashed!"
"It's so magical!"
…
However, this is only a small part, and more are still curses, overwhelming curses.
"The prodigal's idiotic advertisement will not accept refutation or explanation!"
"It's a shameful advertisement, it's a shame Lu Xiaobu, don't explain it!"
"Lu Xiaobu has been a black man all his life, especially this stupid gold, I would never buy it even to death."
"..."
Seeing these scoldings, the people from Naoheijin Company looked as if this was indeed the case.
They said to Liang Lan in agony.
"Mr. Liang, how about we change the advertisement!"
"Yeah, really, don't ask for this advertisement. I think if we continue like this, we will be beaten up!"
"Mr. Liang, please talk to Master Xiaobu."
"..."
"Do your task, this is not an issue for you to consider."
Liang Lan scolded: "Intensify advertising efforts again and invest another 100 million!"
Others are not optimistic about it, but she is very optimistic about it.
Did you see that some people can sing now?
After a while, she guarantees that many people will definitely forget each other and never forget those two old men and women, their magical dancing and singing!
…
At the same time, Wu Yuanren finally couldn't help it anymore and hurriedly found Lu Xiaobu who was eating: "Xiaobu, your Uncle Wu has never begged anyone in his life. I'm scared. Can I accept it? I beg you today.
Let’s change the ad!”
"No change."
Lu Xiaobu said decisively.
"Do you really want to see your Uncle Wu begging on the street?" Wu Yuanren said angrily.
"If this is your interest, I don't mind, but if you say you are so poor that you go to the streets to beg, that's unrealistic. You can consider using money to bathe." Lu Xiaobu was there.
"Xiao Bu, are you really not going to change?!" Wu Yuanren said angrily.
"I really won't change it." Lu Xiaobu was extremely sure: "And the sales will definitely explode!"
"What the hell, sales are booming even after this! Do you know how my colleagues scolded me?" Wu Yuanren exploded with anger: "If sales are still booming like this, I... I will twist my head off!"
"Uh..." Lu Xiaobu was stunned for a moment, then looked at Wu Yuanren's head and thought for a moment: "There seems to be no place in my house to put your head, and it doesn't look good either. How about Uncle Wu, go shave your head?"
I guess it can also be used as a light bulb."
"puff!"
Wu Yuanren was so angry that he almost drank blood for three kilometers!
I have said this, and you are still so confident?!
Okay, I just had sex with you today!
Let's see!
Isn’t it just a company?
I don’t want it anymore, okay!?
Wu Qianmin stamped her feet angrily on the sidelines: "Xiaobu, you can't let my dad do it."
"That's your dad, not my dad." Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes.
"Humph, as it is now, there's no way you want me to be your father!" Wu Yuanren snorted coldly, and there was something in his words!
"Uh..." Lu Xiaobu was stunned.
Uncle Wu is quite naughty!
While we were chatting here, Lu Xiaobu's phone rang.
"Hey, Dad, what's wrong?" Lu Xiaobu answered the phone.
"What happened? What else could happen? Did you do that advertisement for Uncle Wu's company?" Father Lu said.
"Yes!" Lu Xiaobu nodded.
"Xiao Bu, let me tell you! You can fool around with others, but here with Uncle Wu, you have to pay attention to the size!"
Father Lu persuaded us: "Your Uncle Wu has helped us a lot. If you make your Uncle Wu angry and upset, Qianmin will not be able to enter our house. Be careful, I will beat you when I get home."
Your ass!”
"Don't worry, I will definitely not be able to enter your house!" Uncle Wu shouted angrily: "You have made me look like this, and your family is still thinking about my daughter. Why are you so shameless?"
"Uh... Old Wu is here." Lu's father suddenly felt extremely embarrassed, what happened.
"Don't worry, Dad, I know it in my heart. He has to send Qianmin to our house!"
Lu Xiaobu said with great certainty.
"You have a beautiful idea!" Wu Yuanren was so angry.
What, your family is eating some of ours!?
Lu Xiaobu ignored him and continued eating.
Come on, even my father, who always dotes on me, doesn’t believe that this stupid advertisement will be effective!
This is also something that no normal person would believe.
However, the facts will definitely shock everyone!
? ?ps: There are a few who have sung it, please stand up and let me take a look!
? We don’t accept any gifts during the Chinese New Year will only be accepted.