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Chapter 354 What I want is a slap to death

Lu Xiaobu received Hou Long's call and nodded. .

It seems that the lucky halo works after all, and it is not in vain that he spent 300 million to open the lucky halo.

And he naturally agreed to Hou Long's request on the phone.

Because what he originally wanted was not to fight and curse.

Just like Hou Long and others said, he can clearly distinguish between right and wrong.

He won't joke about the children's education.

What he wants is a stage to clear his name, that’s all!

As soon as it was announced that Lu Xiaobu was invited to participate in the Education Day, it caused an uproar.

There is huge opposition!

"This is nonsense! What a nonsense!"

"Why does a person like Lu Xiaobu participate in an education day and let him lead the children badly!?"

"If that were the case, I wouldn't let my kids watch that speech!"

"Absolutely not allowed!"

"..."

There are people watching the excitement.

"Hey, it's fun now."

"Zhu Zhixi versus Lu Xiaobu?"

"Is this going to be a public fight? It would be really fun if two people fight."

"I feel like there's going to be a fight, Lu Xiaobu is lawless!"

"..."

There are also those who finally found the opportunity to support Lu Xiaobu.

"Support! This decision is very correct!"

"Those who say Lu Xiaobu is not qualified, please go and get a top scorer in the national college entrance examination and come over to compare. Thank you!"

"Not only the top pick, but also the qualifications of Cross-Strait Peace Ambassador and the qualifications of one of the top ten outstanding young people, I'm waiting for you to get it!"

"Even if we don't talk about the big aspects, just talk about the positive words Lu Xiaobu posted on Weibo before, he is qualified!"

"..."

There's a lot of noise online.

However, neither Lu Xiaobu nor Zhu Zhixi, nor even the responsible party for Education Day, gave any response.

Zhu Zhixi didn't dare.

Lu Xiaobu was disdainful.

Education Day is not possible.

Leave everything to time!

However, thanks to the rivalry between the two major figures, the attention of Education Day has increased unprecedentedly.

Not only the students are paying attention, but even the adults are paying attention!

I believe the ratings of Education Day will definitely soar!

Of course, the premise is that nothing goes wrong.



However, one person was furious!

It’s Wei Hai!

"Fuck! What's going on? Why is Lu Xiaobu on stage?!" Wei Hai shouted angrily.

Most of all his efforts were wiped out by this insane decision!

There was a glimmer of gloom in his eyes, and it seemed that he could no longer simply let nature take its course.

You still have to use some means!



It's Education Day.

Lu Xiaobu arrived at the entrance of the venue.

The general manager Hou Long came out to greet him personally.

"I'll ask you to call me Xiaobu, okay?"

Hou Long said with a friendly smile on his face.

Lu Xiaobu's evaluation above was very high, otherwise they wouldn't have submitted the application, and it was quickly approved.

Of course, along with the approval came a notice that required Lu Xiaobu to control his temper.

"Of course, my name is Brother Hou or Uncle Hou?"

Lu Xiaobu also had a smile on his face.

"Brother Hou! I'm not that old yet! We are the same generation! Hahaha!"

Hou Long became more and more satisfied with Lu Xiaobu.

Look at Lu Xiaobu, and then look at Zhu Zhixi.

What a difference!

"Okay, then Brother Hou, although it's a bit like Journey to the West."

Lu Xiaobu responded politely.

"By the way, have you memorized the manuscript given to you?" Hou Long asked.

"I've memorized it, why don't I recite a few sentences for you?" Lu Xiaobu opened his mouth and said, "College is a necessary experience in life..."

Lu Xiaobu carried a lot of them.

Hou Long's face became more and more satisfied.

Sure enough, they saw the right person.

Being able to memorize the manuscript in such a short time shows that Lu Xiaobu really put his heart into it.

Very good, very good!

"Come on, let's go in!"

Hou Long said happily.

And what he didn't know was.

"Host, you are really cheating. Pay me mental damages. People asked you to memorize the manuscript, but you asked me to memorize the manuscript."

The system complained.

"Anyway, just take a look and write it down. It's true that you can't memorize anything."

Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and ignored the system's complaints.

That's right, the system was prompting Lu Xiaobu with lyrics just now and asked Lu Xiaobu to read out the manuscript.

Let Lu Xiaobu memorize the manuscript.

Hehehehe! Look at my expression! Hehehe!

"Have you prepared the things I asked you to prepare?" Lu Xiaobu continued to ask.

"Ready!"

The system said speechlessly.

"That's good."

Lu Xiaobu nodded.

He doesn't know how to do anything, and he doesn't know how to curse, but that doesn't mean he can't cause trouble!

After all, if he gives a speech step by step, the final result will not be what he wants.

What he wants is a sensation, an explosion, and a slap to death for Zhu Zhixi!



Students, teachers from various schools, and some invited parents entered.

Education Day has officially begun.

The opening ceremony was started by Zhu Zhixi.

I have to say that after the previous campaign, Zhu Zhixi's popularity is still very good.

As soon as he came on stage, he was loved by everyone.

"Teacher Zhu, well done! Speech despite injuries!"

"Be sure to take care of yourself!"

"Your body is the greatest wealth for children."

"..."

Of course, 80% of the fans are teachers and parents.

As for students?

None of them were interested. If it wasn't mandatory, they wouldn't listen to any Education Day speech.

Over and over again are the same clichés.

The speech began.

"Hello, students, at this opening today, I would like to talk about the 'useless theory of university' expressed by many people in today's society."

To be honest, Zhu Zhixi's skills are pretty good, otherwise he wouldn't have fooled so many people.

For example, now, he has memorized all the manuscripts.

You must know that many people cannot give speeches without manuscripts.

"I don't know what purpose some people have in making such nonsense, saying that university is useless..."

Zhu Zhixi is still going on.

Many teachers nodded their heads after hearing this.

But in contrast, almost all the students were lethargic and felt as if they were drowsy after listening to the lecture.

Sure enough, it’s still the same thing!

"The children here today have not yet entered society or made contributions to society..."

The students are more sleepy.

"Today's society is supported by our group of people, and we try our best to 'encourage' everyone to learn..."

A cliché!

However, this Zhu Zhixi has some strength.

He explains these clichés from another perspective.

That is, if it is really useless, why would they bother to persuade me again?

Because his entry point is good, some students can still listen to it.

This also made Hou Long nodded.

Although this Zhu Zhixi caused trouble, his speech was really good.

The end.

"University is not useless, ignorance is useless!"

Zhu Zhixi concluded.

Finished talking.

There was applause from below, which was quite enthusiastic.

After all, there were cameras there, and the students applauded in a dignified manner.

In fact, you can see a little absent-mindedness on most students' faces.

No matter how good the angle is, it will still be the same.

Now that the closing ceremony is over, everyone can't help but look forward to Lu Xiaobu's closing ceremony.

Well, you can skip the middle one.

But the closing ceremony absolutely cannot!


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