My appetite has been whetted, now you have an unlimited buffer?!
There are only four people in total, and even a fool can tell that they must be getting bigger and bigger.
Now Chen Wen and Fang Li have come out, the last one, you are starting to buffer now, you buffer like a chicken.
Just a picture!
Will the Lu Group fail to do this?!
"It's moving, it's moving!"
Suddenly someone noticed that the spinning circle started to move.
1%…2%…3%…4%…
It moved very slowly, but everyone watched intently.
Just move!
Although it is slow, it is better than not moving!
Everyone is staring at the circle, spinning and spinning!
finally!
99%!
Everyone got excited and came out, finally coming out.
Then!
The above shows that loading failed!
"puff!"
You can't even imagine how many people vomited blood and died at this moment!
Your mother sells batches!
You did it on purpose!
The person who died of vomiting blood used his last breath to get up from the ground and started to go crazy!
"Lu Xiaobu, come on!"
"What do you mean!?"
"Did you do it on purpose?!"
"Fuck you, uncle! If you don't move, just stay still, turn around, and then give me a loading failure. What do you mean?"
"If you have the ability, just keep holding it in and let it out!"
"..."
Read the reviews online!
Lu Xiaobu laughed loudly: "Hehehehe!"
People who are sincere about it are crazy.
Master Xiaobu, how many people are you going to piss off if we don’t play like this?!
Chen Wen and Fang Li's mouths twitched, when had they ever seen such a person?!
This is your own show. Is it really okay for you to play like this?
Grandma Huiyi also collapsed: "This little bu! It's really..."
Lu Xiaobu doesn't care about them. Anyway, he didn't see the real person, and you don't want to see the pictures either.
At this moment, some people have begun to break the news online.
"Don't wait, let me tell you. The fourth one is Sun Wanqi, Sun Tianhou."
"Hiss! Is it so scary?"
"Awesome, awesome! This lineup of mentors is truly luxurious!"
"But why haven't the pictures been released yet?!"
"I guess Lu Xiaobu doesn't want us to see it!"
"Damn, that won't work. I just had sex with him today. If I can't, I won't show this picture for the rest of my life!"
"That's right, I just came too!"
"Sit back and wait!"
"..."
Well, those who can keep paying attention to Lu Xiaobu are all fans of Lu Xiaobu.
Regardless of Lu Xiaobu's urinary properties, they are not much different!
Later, this group of people were as if they were having a seizure. No matter what time they kept their computers on, they would just open that web page and wait for Lu Xiaobu to post photos!
Slowly, more and more people joined in waiting for Lu Xiaobu to post photos.
In the end, someone actually opened the market. Let’s bet on when Lu Xiaobu will post the photo!
The person who broke the news probably didn't expect that they already knew who it was, but these guys were so idle, waiting for the pictures to load!
In fact, it is easy to understand, people are like this, the less they can get, the more they want.
A wife is worse than a concubine, a concubine is worse than a thief, and a thief is worse than not being able to steal.
The feeling of never getting it is like a cat, scratching and scratching in their hearts!
Not to mention he was confused, even Zheng Wanqi was confused.
Her Weibo was hacked inexplicably.
"We want pictures, we want pictures!"
"Yes, we want to see the photos!"
"Go and talk to Lu Xiaobu and ask them to stop torturing us!"
"..."
Zheng Wanqi looked at Ai Yanfei in confusion: "Xiao Ai, what photos do they want to take? I don't have photos on my Weibo."
"This is what they are talking about." Ai Yanfei opened the official website of "The Voice" with a sad look on her face.
Well, as Zheng Waqi, who has a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder, when she saw that 99%, and then when the loading failed, she almost smashed the table in anger.
Damn, it’s so uncomfortable!
…
There is a commotion here, and auditions for the TV station have begun.
The audition went relatively smoothly.
After all, Lu Xiaobu is a skinned person, but he keeps his word, which is obvious to all.
Since Lu Xiaobu said just listen to the sound, many people are brave enough to come here and give it a try!
Of course, there are also those who don’t believe it, so those people won’t say anything.
In the audition room, in addition to Lu Xiaobu, there were several music instructors.
These people are all here to help Lu Xiaobu select people.
They have also selected people for many talent shows and are very experienced.
In particular, a man surnamed Wang was the director of the auditions for the most popular show "Hot Voice".
So other instructors call him Teacher Wang!
"Let me tell you a little bit first. Do you know what kind of person I want to choose?"
Lu Xiaobu sat on a chair and looked at several music instructors and asked.
"Strong?"
"Are you good at singing?"
"A graduate from a major?"
"Does he look like a champion?"
Several instructors answered based on past experience.
"No, I want someone with good voice recognition." Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: "The players I need are not excellent, but the kind that are unique. If you sing out, no one else can imitate them.
The voice! Do you understand?"
"Voice recognition?!" Teacher Wang suddenly frowned: "This is the first time I heard that this is used as a talent selection standard. What is the use of recognition? I don't understand. In the end, you still have to have singing skills, or you have to
I need stage experience!”
"If I want to hear good singers, I will also hold a chicken's "The Voice"! How much money can I use to hire someone to hold a concert? The king and queen can always sing better than others!" Lu Xiaobu
Rolled his eyes.
"You! This!" Teacher Wang frowned a little and felt a little angry in his heart, but he still suppressed his anger: "Okay, let's try it first."
Lu Xiaobu shrugged and said to Zhang Feng, "Go and make arrangements."
…
at the same time.
Players rest area.
Everyone was chirping.
There is everyone here.
Some nervously ran to the toilet again and again, some sat in the corner and practiced songs by themselves, and there were also "old people" who had experience in talent shows and talked to newcomers about their experiences.
Of course, there are also some who stand out from the crowd and draw a clear line between them and other players.
The most obvious one is Zhou Guogang, who has a serious academic background and has also participated in other talent shows.
He was called here by the music instructor, Teacher Wang.
So I feel confident enough to sit there and play with my mobile phone casually.
He felt that if he passed the audition, it would be fine.
After all, Lu Xiaobu is not a professional. Teacher Wang has the final say in auditions and so on. Teacher Wang will definitely let him pass.
Suddenly, Zhang Feng from the column team came in, "Get ready, we'll start right away."
Everyone looked over at once.
Zhang Feng took the list and said: "I'll call out names later and come one by one. After entering, it will all be a cappella. Everyone can prepare their own repertoire. If Master Xiaobu and the judging teacher feel that additional tests are needed, they will also ask everyone to sing some specific songs or
Specific additional test items.”
All must be sung a cappella, and a cappella singing is the test of your skills the most.
