Chapter 378: The wonderful flower selected by eating melon seeds
After all the instructors understood Lu Xiaobu's thoughts...
This audition, filled with the sound of eating melon seeds, progressed extremely quickly.
"Crack, click, click, click!"
This is the sound of eating melon seeds.
"No, next one."
"Crack, click, click, click!"
"No, next one."
"Crack, click, click, click!"
"No, next one."
…
I ate pack after pack of melon seeds, and the trash can was filled with melon seed peels.
According to a normal talent show, there should be at least a dozen candidates now.
But here, there is only one.
…
Keep eating melon seeds.
Slowly, what everyone wanted began to appear.
A fifty-eight-year-old retired man who has no singing skills and only relies on roaring, but is emotionally explosive and sings rock and roll.
pass!
A cute fish-selling girl with a voice that is as hoarse as a lunatic and makes people feel distressed.
pass!
A train driver who knows nothing and is extremely ordinary, but has a high voice that shocked the audience!
pass!
There is another female physical education teacher who is completely opposite to Ning Feiping. She is obviously a woman, well, a female man, but she sings an explosive male voice!
pass!
…
Well, anyone who can make the instructor stop eating melon seeds is not a normal player.
So much so.
When the first day of auditions ended.
Just five weirdos!
In fact, when all the instructors went to see the person they had chosen, they all gasped and felt their balls ache!
What the hell is this?!
Take a look at the singing talent shows of other satellite TV channels at the same time, including the talent shows that were broadcast within the past ten years. Every one of them is one of them. Which contestant is not a handsome man or a beautiful woman?
Which player is not full of youth!
Beautiful boy!
Beautiful girl!
They abound!
And what about them?
burly chap!
Dry, thin and ugly man!
A cute girl with a hoarse voice!
A woman weighing 1,670 pounds!
There is also an old man!
By the way, there is also a career.
What are the careers on a normal talent show like?
Among the students at the conservatory, there are music workers who have graduated from majors, there are music teachers, there are piano teachers, there are guitar teachers, there are some who accompany singers, there are independent musicians who write their own lyrics and music, and there are even some who have signed with a talent agency.
Newcomer!
Either they have already debuted, or they are insiders in music-related industries!
Professional quality is clear at a glance!
Let’s take a look at the people selected by “The Voice”!
Bicycle repairman!
Train driver!
Female physical education teacher!
Cute girl selling fish!
There is a fifty-eight-year-old retired worker!
These are normal people. Who would think they can sing when seeing them?!
Even these instructors, if they hadn't heard those shocking songs with their own ears, they would never believe that these guys could sing!
However, it was them who sang it and made them stop eating melon seeds!
After these coaches came out of the audition site, they were all confused!
What on earth did they do?!
"Well, you all know how to choose people, right?" Lu Xiaobu stretched and looked at the instructors and said.
"knew."
The group of instructors nodded.
"Okay, starting from tomorrow, you can go all over the country to select people! All expenses and other expenses will be reimbursed."
Lu Xiaobu nodded and said.
"yes!"
Several instructors are also willing to go all out, just go crazy!
Anyway, they are just guiding people. Even if they are scolded, it will not be them!
After Lu Xiaobu left, Liang Lan stopped the instructors and continued: "Master Xiaobu's standards must continue, but there must also be normal singers. You understand."
She was complementing Lu Xiaobu's thoughts.
She often does this.
The instructors nodded.
They understood what Liang Lan meant. A talent show can't just be all these weirdos!
So what else is there to see?
Besides, how can there be so many weird things in the world?!
…
"The Voice" has officially started to get on track.
Liang Lan is taking care of the venue, equipment, seats, voting machines, hosts, advertisements, etc., so don’t worry!
In terms of auditions, several instructors are also involved.
No big problem either.
Well, I just ate too many melon seeds, and a few of them made me a little angry!
…
A few days passed.
Everything is business as usual.
Well, the photos on the official website are still buffering infinitely.
Regarding this matter, Lu Xiaobu was leisurely and contented.
Zheng Wanqi was so angry that she almost went crazy!
There is no way, who gave her obsessive-compulsive disorder.
As soon as someone left a message on her Weibo, she couldn't help but take a look.
Every time she saw 99%... failed to load, she wanted to vomit blood.
In the end, she was forced to do nothing.
Finally, using the theme song as an excuse, I contacted Lu Xiaobu and asked to rehearse the theme song.
Didn’t you not see me or post photos?
Then I'll let you see it!
"Hello, Mr. Lu? I'm Zheng Wanqi."
"What's going on? We haven't started recording yet. Don't be in a hurry."
"No, I want to rehearse the theme song, is that okay?"
"Okay, come on."
"Okay, see you in the afternoon. I'll contact Grandma Huiyi and the others by the way, so you don't need to contact them."
"Okay, I just like the worry-free feeling."
Lu Xiaobu hung up the phone and called the program team.
"Hey, what, the instructors are coming to rehearse the theme song, you guys prepare it."
"Ha!?" Zhang Feng, who answered the phone, went crazy: "Rehearse the theme song?!"
"What's wrong? Is there any problem?" Lu Xiaobu asked.
"Master Xiaobu, this isn't a problem, it's a big problem!" Zhang Feng was about to burst into tears: "Our theme song hasn't been decided yet!"
"What? The theme song hasn't been decided yet? What are you doing during this time?" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes.
"We've been thinking about it! We haven't decided which one we want yet." Zhang Feng pulled back strands of his hair.
Master Xiaobu, we can't just do whatever we want like you!
Every step we take needs to be carefully crafted!
After all, if you're not satisfied, you don't have to start over!
"Okay, wait for me, I'll go over and take a look." Lu Xiaobu stretched.
"No! I..." Zhang Feng wanted to say something else, but the call was hung up.
Zhang Feng is crazy!
Master Xiaobu!
The most urgent task now is not to tell me when the four mentors will come?
After all, even if you choose a song that is not satisfactory at random, it is better than letting the four mentors who include the Queen exist in it!
What are you doing here now?
It does nothing but make the already tight time even more urgent!
Zhang Feng looked around anxiously, but there was nothing he could do.
He really doesn’t know what Lu Xiaobu is going to do?
Do you want to rely on your face to make the four mentors turn around and go back?
