Bangzi Country proposed a list of the world’s top five healthy foods.
It's a little embarrassing on the Chinese side.
Mom sells batches, which is a bit weaker!
How can I bear this?!
As a result, everyone began to search for something that could defeat the other party in this aspect.
However, after searching for a long time, I really couldn't find it.
This is not because the food in China is not good.
It’s because there is so much good food in China.
But Bangzi Country is different. It just promotes kimchi over and over again, and exports kimchi culture over and over again.
This has led to the current embarrassing situation.
Although it is said that the delicacies of the Celestial Dynasty do not need to be recognized by others, but now they are grudges, and they will not lose if they lose!
As a result, everyone began to ask Lu Xiaobu for advice on Weibo.
"Master Xiaobu, fuck them!"
"Yeah, we can't lose!"
"I can't swallow this breath!"
"Mom sells batches, she's too much of a bully!"
"..."
This is no longer a war between celebrities, this is a confrontation between the honor of the two peoples!
Of course Lu Xiaobu saw it.
His face suddenly turned livid!
who is he?
A truly angry young man!
Can this be tolerated!?
Are you saying that my food in China is not good!?
Fuck you!
How to do it?
Turn on the lucky halo.
Doing the math, the seeds I planted earlier are about to sprout!
Even if it doesn't germinate, it's okay, just add some 'fertilizer'.
Lu Xiaobu still has less than one billion worth of money left.
It should be almost enough.
He won't save money this time. For the sake of the Great Celestial Empire, one billion is worth it.
I have the best food in the world, I don’t want to explain!
Love so and so!
Suddenly.
Lucky Halo started deducting money at a rate of 100,000 per second -
100000-
100000-
100000-
100000
…
Suddenly, an invisible force began to spread out with Lu Xiaobu as the center.
Do you know the butterfly effect?
A butterfly in the Amazon rainforest in South America, flapping its wings occasionally, can cause a tornado in Texas two weeks later.
And now the billion-dollar lucky halo is not just a butterfly, it’s a pterosaur!
But even pterosaurs need time, and they are not something that can be achieved overnight.
Therefore, when the two sides are currently fighting each other, China is at a disadvantage.
The battlefield probably looks like this.
"Everyone in your Bangzi country has plastic surgery."
“There is no food in your kingdom that is selected as one of the top five healthy foods in the world!”
"Your Bangzi country uses our Chinese characters."
“There is no food in your kingdom that is selected as one of the top five healthy foods in the world!”
"You cheated in the World Cup and blew the whistle!"
“There is no food in your kingdom that is selected as one of the top five healthy foods in the world!”
"You guys have the guts to say something else!"
“The import volume of our kimchi into the United States last year was US$5.34 million!”
"..."
Hearing these shameless words, the Chinese people really wanted to go along the network cable and beat them up.
You guys really have nothing else to say, right?
Nothing but kimchi is kimchi!
But to be honest, it’s actually quite heartbreaking.
After all, China has always been proud of its food culture, but now it is despised by a little kimchi.
I really can't stand it.
And at this very moment.
In the circle of foreigners in China, a large number of groups, Lao Ganma Cult, have emerged!
The purpose of this teaching is to promote Lao Gan Ma and let the delicious food of Lao Gan Ma baptize those people who have no sense of taste when eating, so that they know what real delicious food is.
They even set up a dedicated web page.
The above is everyone’s experience from not believing to trying Lao Gan Ma to falling deeply in love with her.
An American.
"The crispy and delicious peppers bloom in your mouth, it feels so wonderful! My friend recommended Lao Gan Ma to me and I will keep eating it. Wonderful Lao Gan Ma, wonderful spicy taste!"
A Canadian.
"At the beginning, my personal feeling was that this thing was too oily. You know, we don't like to use oily things directly for cooking. At most, we fry things with a little olive oil, canola oil, etc.
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"We are afraid to use it when we see so much oil. Of course, we know that most salad dressings do contain more than 50% oil, but after processing, they don't taste like eating oil directly."
"But now, now I can't live without Lao Gan Ma. I can confidently say: the traditional Canadian cooking ingredients are not as fragrant as Lao Gan Ma's. What I eat now is almost a bottle a week. Marinate the meat, season it,
It will taste better if you add some Laoganma to it. I think it will also taste better if put in coffee!"
A foreigner who has not been exposed internationally.
"I now put Lao Gan Ma on my eggs every morning. I also mix it with garlic to dip the dumplings I make. Today, I mixed Lao Gan Ma with pork, broccoli, and green pepper to make a spicy dish."
"I think when you marry a Chinese woman, you are marrying two women: your fiancée and your old godmother."
Similar remarks appear in large numbers on Laoganma.
There are also a variety of photos and videos.
Some are Lao Gan Ma on bread, some are Lao Gan Ma on steak, and some are Lao Gan Ma on Chinese food.
There are even some ways to kill yourself, such as coffee and Lao Gan Ma, such as the challenge of eating a bottle of Lao Gan Ma alone.
These texts, videos, and photos spread at a crazy speed among the circles of foreigners in China.
Jerry is an American who came to China on a business trip. Ever since the man named Lu Xiaobu made a big fuss in the United States, the United States has begun to strengthen communication and trade with China.
In addition to his normal work, he also has another interest, which is to bring back things that are not available in the United States and impress his friends around him.
So far, he has brought back two major products: Jueying mobile phone and Coca-Cola.
Every product made his friends around him scream in shock.
However, he was about to return to China this time, but suddenly found that there was nothing to take back.
Oh, of course, he knows about Brain Black Gold, but he personally doesn’t like that kind of thing, so he won’t bring it back.
And just when he was distressed, he saw Lao Ganma being circulated.
"Lao Ganma?" Jerry said in convoluted Chinese.
To be honest, he had seen this thing before, but when he saw the thick layer of oil in the glass bottle, he really refused in his heart.
This is like the chicken feet and chicken hearts that people in China often eat. No matter how delicious you say it is, he really can't accept it.
However, after seeing the people on the video eating so happily, he was finally tempted.
So, with an adventurous spirit, he bought a bottle.
When he got home, he took a deep breath, washed his hands, and opened the bottle cap with anxiety. Looking at the red and greasy stuff, his heart was full of resistance.
He picked up the spoon and took a spoonful...
After thinking for a while, he poured out all the oil inside...
After thinking about it again, he put back 99% of the contents of the spoon, leaving only a few...
After thinking about it for a while, he went to the refrigerator and took out the bread.
Finally, in a frightened and fearful mood, Lao Ganma finally entered his mouth.
One second.
Two seconds.
Three seconds.
"Bang!"
Jerry slapped the table: "I'll take it back this time."