Chapter 487 Will you recite the ninety-nine multiplication table jpg [For Mr. Shudong Wan
The second goal is determined.
They are the so-called five generals.
This time, Lu Xiaobu wants to fight five by himself!
Therefore, Lu Xiaobu directly posted an emoticon on Weibo.
"Are you scared? I can hit five with one punch!·jpg."
This is Lu Xiaobu's first public statement during this scolding war.
Immediately, netizens started to comment.
"Lu Xiaobu is back, some people are going to **** you!"
"Can't you still show off? Lu Xiaobu wants to fight five! Those five will stand up!"
"Which five?"
"Are you stupid? It's those five generals!"
"..."
These are fans of Lu Xiaobu.
And even more of them were from the Valü regiment.
"Lu Xiaobu, you finally stopped being a coward?"
"You're scared! I only dare to post a picture! You should fight me instead!"
"Shame on you! It's polluting the literary world! I'll beat you five more! They'll all crush you!"
"Come on! Sit down and wait for you!"
"..."
They didn’t need to wait, Lu Xiaobu started the war directly after posting on Weibo!
Lu Xiaobu directly targeted the Weibo posts that the five generals talked about the most and received the most likes.
The chief disciple of the Valu Regiment: "Can you go and see when Lu Xiaobu didn't curse others before? Did you?!"
Lu Xiaobu: "You are so crazy, can you memorize the multiplication table?·jpg"
netizen.
"Pfft! Hahahaha!"
"This picture, this expression, and this text are amazing!"
"That's right, that's right, you're so crazy, why don't you memorize the multiplication table and listen to it!"
"Provocation, Chi Guoguo's provocation!"
"..."
The first disciple of the Valü Tuan smashed the cup directly: "I'm going to recite the multiplication table that your mother sells! I'm crazy if I recite it?! Damn it! I'm a fool if I recite it! Fuck!
"
…
The second disciple of the Valu Group: "I strongly request the Lu Group's products to be re-inspected!"
Lu Xiaobu: "Obviously ugly, but still so willful·jpg"
netizen.
"Pfft! If you have money, you can be willful, and you can be as ugly as you want! Hahahaha!"
"Lu Xiaobu, you're doing such a disservice! You scolded me twice in one picture!"
"Hahaha, I couldn't help but say it was ugly, and I told him honestly that his so-called inspection of Lu Group's products was just being willful! Hahaha!"
"I'm so happy. Look at that picture, the people in it are so ugly that they cry!"
"I'm convinced! I'm convinced!"
"..."
The second disciple of the Valü Tuan had a hot temper and started to yell at her: "Your mother sells batches, you are the ugly one! Your whole family is ugly! I am not ugly!"
Then.
Lu Xiaobu: "Don't be arrogant. I have photos jpg of you when you were a child. How dare you say you're not ugly?!"
"Pfft!" The second disciple of the Valu Regiment almost spit out a mouthful of old blood: "It belongs to your uncle! That's a photo of you when you were a child!"
Netizen!
"Damn it! 6666! I thought it was really the photo of the Valu group! But when I saw it! Hahahaha!"
"Tadpole?! I was laughing so hard. Well, the identification is complete. This is indeed a photo of him when he was a child!"
"Damn! Upstairs, don't talk nonsense. Can you provide evidence to prove it?"
"No! But can you provide evidence to say otherwise?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"..."
The third disciple of Valü Tuan: "You idiot! Only these three words can express my emotions!"
Lu Xiaobu: "I have no way to deal with this idiot·jpg"
netizen.
"This one isn't fun, but it's straightforward enough!"
"Hard! Too cruel! What does this mean? It means that no one even bothers to argue with him!"
"Oh, poor child!"
"Of course Lu Xiaobu is qualified to say this!"
"..."
The third disciple of the Valu Regiment smashed the phone into pieces: "Fuck! Lu Xiaobu, who do you look down on!?"
…
The fourth disciple of the Valu Regiment: "Are you so willing to be played by Lu Xiaobu?!"
Lu Xiaobu: "Young man, let me tell you, when I was showing off, you were still in your father's belly·jpg"
Huh?! In your dad’s belly?! 66666!
…
"Don't tell me this, I told you that!"
Lu Xiaobu: "A person like you is a fool even after being educated·jpg"
Five pictures flicked upward.
That's a very sharp scolding!
Netizens who were not satisfied with Wei Zhong before all came over.
All kinds of onlookers!
"Lu Xiaobu is so talented! Hahahaha!"
"I'm so happy!"
"I just fuck you, what can you do?!"
"You are so crazy, can you memorize the multiplication table?·jpg!"
"..."
These five generals were so angry that Lu Xiaobu criticized them.
They posted on Weibo desperately, trying to get back at me.
But what?!
No one pays attention to their Weibo posts. They only want to see the emoticons posted by Lu Xiaobu.
Their role is to provoke Lu Xiaobu.
Then, let Lu Xiaobu post the picture.
"Lu Xiaobu, you..."
Lu Xiaobu: "You can scold me, I won't hit you, because daddy loves you·jpg"
"Lu Xiao, who drafted the plan..."
Lu Xiaobu: "Surprised! What, you said I am your father?!·jpg"
"Lu Xiaobu, your product..."
Lu Xiaobu: "You really worked hard to attract my attention·jpg"
"Lu Xiaobu, a person like you is not worthy..."
Lu Xiaobu: "When I press this button, your girlfriend will leak air·jpg"
"Lu Xiaobu, you are a human being..."
Lu Xiaobu: "Sorry, your appearance is too low to view this picture·jpg"
"..."
What is the nature of the war of words?
Scold someone?
No, make the other party angry, make the other party angry, make the other party smash the table in anger!
And what is the function of Weibo scolding?
It is to post a Weibo to attract everyone's attention, and then scold the opponent. The opponent has no power to retaliate and jumps up and down in anger. This is the essence of a scolding war!
The Valv regiment was very successful in what they did before, and they attracted everyone's attention.
However.
It's different now.
As soon as Lu Xiaobu's emoticon came out, 80% of the people who eat melons will care about who is right and who is wrong?
Their current interest has completely turned into Lu Xiaobu's emoticons. The only thing they care about is whether Lu Xiaobu has any interesting emoticons.
As for the scolding itself?
They no longer care. The so-called five generals of the Lu Regiment have become a tool for them to let Lu Xiaobu publish pictures.
So at this time, if there is no one to support, no one to pay attention to, no one to like, these so-called five generals have already lost!
What?
You can't?
Then give me a proof!
"Let's go. These five evil pens are no longer interesting. Go find someone else!"
Lu Xiaobu’s Weibo was released.
In just an instant, 80% of netizens immediately closed the Weibo pages of these five generals.
No one likes or follows their Weibo posts anymore.
Isn’t this a sign that they have lost?!
Some relatively sane netizens were exclaiming.
"Lu Xiaobu is too scary! In such a short period of time, he suppressed the crusade against him?"
"This is more than just containment! This is simply re-directing public opinion!"
"Just a few pictures? It's too scary!"
"Awesome! It's indeed Lu Xiaobu!"
"Lu Xiaobu has posted a picture again. I heard that the Valu Group has also posted a picture. Is this a picture contest? Go and take a look!"
"It seems that Lu Xiaobu is about to launch a general attack!"