Zhu Haixuan is still desperately collecting pictures that Lu Xiaobu has posted before.
result.
Lu Xiaobu's set of eighteen cards to defeat thieves immediately stunned him!
Let me go! Where did Lu Xiaobu find so many pictures?!
In fact, if you want to make it up casually, he can do it!
But what's the use of such a picture if it can't attract the public's attention.
This kind of emoticon looks simple, but in fact it also requires inspiration and foreshadowing. It doesn't just mean that just writing two words can be called an emoticon.
The expressions in the pictures and the text on them all need to be matched!
"Come on! Keep going!·jpg!"
Lu Xiaobu continued to post pictures.
Mom sells batches, and you want to fight with me?!
I can't kill you!
Will Zhu Haixuan continue?
He keeps on fucking!
It's like, everyone is fighting each other with spears and javelins. If you throw the javelin over, I will throw it back at you.
As a result, he just threw one back, and someone else took out Gatling, which was emitting blue fire. You play with it, you play with it!
It's better to stop early and pass the responsibility for stealing the picture to others, and stop the loss!
Therefore, his next action was to stop all activities, maintain a high profile and avoid delisting, and then throw out a scapegoat.
"Take the no-fight card with me?!"
Lu Xiaobu sneered: "Tang Geng, you can use my account to fight against him twenty-four hours a day!"
"Yes, Mr. Lu!"
Tang Geng guarantees to arrive immediately!
…
The next few points, Zhu Haixuan simply felt like living in hell.
Lu Xiaobu's Weibo is like having a seizure, with all kinds of emoticons being used to criticize him twenty hours a day.
Good guy, he doesn’t even dare to open Weibo.
Sometimes as soon as I open Weibo, I can easily get yelled at and freeze!
Your mother sells batches!
Where did you get so many pictures?!
…
At the same time, because of this incident, the online picture-fighting culture has gradually formed!
Countless young people began to collect the emoticons created by Tang Geng, and then competed crazily for the pictures on various platforms!
It’s a lot of fun fighting every day!
Later, Tang Geng's pictures alone could no longer meet their needs.
Countless people began to make their own emoticons, and then used them to fight in various ways!
The sky was dark and the earth was dark, and there was no light from the sun or the moon!
There was even a time when it was almost impossible to find words online, all were emoticons!
I don’t know how many people’s mobile phones have crashed because of the picture fight!
What is interesting is that because of this incident, the sales of Jueying mobile phones have actually increased.
There is no way, other mobile phones are too stuck.
Oh, actually I didn’t make much, just tens of millions casually, not much really!
Cough cough cough!
This is not the end.
This picture-fighting culture initiated by Lu Xiaobu, fueled by the Internet, is still spreading crazily!
The speed of spread is simply frightening!
Soon, Doutu culture will no longer be limited to ordinary netizens.
Good Voice instructor Chen Wen posted on Weibo: "My English name is, Wardtian·Woweihe Spicy Mo Shuai·jpg"
Backhand.
His wife, The Voice instructor Fang Li, came over and said, "Be careful what you say, my three-dollar slippers are no joke. jpg"
Chen Wen was stunned: "Auntie, I was wrong!·jpg"
Fang Li laughed loudly: "I admire you very much·jpg"
Netizens burst out laughing after watching it.
"Melon-eating masses·jpg"
"Noodle-eating people·jpg"
"My titanium dog eyes·jpg"
"Eat this handful of dog food·jpg"
"Where is the moral integrity·jpg"
"..."
Not only them, but even the Queen Sun Wanqi came out to do something: "She is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen·jpg"
Next to this emoticon is a photo of herself.
Netizens laugh at themselves
“I give full marks to this awesome show·jpg”
"When I look at it, your surname is Lu·jpg"
"Look at you pretending, you are from the Lu family, right·jpg"
"Look into the baby's eyes and say nothing else·jpg"
"..."
Well, there were a lot of emoticons about Lu Xiaobu tonight.
Except for the Lu family series above, the remaining 80% of these emoticons are Lu Xiaobu’s classic quotations.
for example.
"Reward, five thousand!·jpg"
"Zhang Meng, enter!·jpg"
"I'm just a prodigal, you don't accept it?·jpg"
"Believe it or not, I will throw money at you to death?·jpg"
"There are two things you can't do compared to me. One, you are not as prodigal as me, and two, you are not as lazy as me·jpg"
"Don't compare with me, you can't compare with me, and I'm too lazy to compare with you·jpg"
"Pretending to be cool with me? Do you know what Lu Xiaobu is?·jpg"
"Please call me the Patriarch of Doutu and worship me quickly·jpg"
"..."
Anyway, Lu Xiaobu was really spoiled on the Internet, with all kinds of expressions on his face!
There is even a special Lu Xiaobu emoticon website.
Lu Xiaobu was very happy when he saw it. As long as these bastards didn't do anything malicious to him, it didn't matter.
Even Lu Xiaobu thought he did a good job.
It’s very flavorful, for example, the ‘reward, five thousand·jpg’ is very charming!
Oh, by the way, it's worth mentioning that Lu Xiaobu's apprentice and the instigator of this incident, the female academic tyrant Zhang Shilin, never said a word from the beginning to the end.
Lu Xiaobu couldn't figure it out, so he called her specifically to ask.
Do you know what she said?
The original words are as follows.
"Boring! A group of people who can obviously travel in the sea of books and have cultural exchanges are trapped in a low-level, childish and utilitarian struggle! I will not waste my time for such a so-called struggle and reputation.
!”
Listen to this.
How touching, how lasting righteousness, and what a sudden relief.
Even Lu Xiaobu was filled with emotion after hearing this.
Then.
He asked Tang Geng to make an emoticon package for Zhang Shilin.
"You are all low-level and childish people·jpg"
"Boring·jpg"
"Only knowledge can comfort the soul·jpg"
"It's a shame to waste time·jpg"
"..."
Well, I posted it online after I finished it.
Good guy, that’s called fire!
It even overshadowed Lu Xiaobu’s emoticons for a time.
There is no way, the serious eyes and serious expression of Zhang Shilin, a female top student, are really too serious.
So that any text paired with it will have a miraculous effect.
for example.
Zhang Shilin’s version of ‘You are a bad pen·jpg’.
Do you know how you feel when you see this picture?
It feels like when you were in school, your class teacher glared at you, and then told you seriously that you were a bad person!
Are you saying this picture is not popular?!
It’s unreasonable not to be popular!
Too arrogant!
For example, another one of Lu Xiaobu’s favorite pictures.
Zhang Shilin’s version of ‘Still not coding?!·jpg’!
That look and gesture are so domineering!
Lu Xiaobu directly made this picture, enlarged it, and hung it in the dark room of the author!
One for each room, and the largest one in the living room!
Good guy, the author’s coding speed is so fast!
That’s called fast!
Hahahaha! So cool!
I'm so scared to death of you bunch of crazy writers, hahahaha!