Lu Xiaobu felt a little drowsy while listening to the recitation inside.
Suddenly, he remembered something.
There will be an exam later, what will he recite?!
Damn! I forgot about this!
The house leaked and it rained all night!
Just then.
"Next, Lu Xiaobu!"
His name was called inside.
It's his turn.
Mom sells batches, what is this recitation?!
"Is Lu Xiaobu here?"
There was a call inside again, and an examiner had already walked out, staring directly at Lu Xiaobu.
I also know this examiner Lu Xiaobu, he is Sun Ye who is pursuing Lu Xiaobu as his apprentice!
Obviously, it's too late to escape now!
Lu Xiaobu could only bite the bullet and go in. Forget it, just recite that one!
Enter the exam site.
There are three examiners, one is Sun Ye, one is the director who wants to meet Lu Xiaobu, and the other is a teacher from our school.
Since the person in front of me is Lu Xiaobu, I don’t even need to introduce myself!
"Mr. Lu, what do you want to recite?"
Sun Ye said eagerly.
If it weren't for his status as an examiner, he would have rushed out to become a disciple right now!
"Ahem!"
Lu Xiaobu stood up straight and coughed.
Hear his cough.
The three examiners all sat upright.
They couldn't help but be nervous. Although they were said to be examiners, the person in front of them, apart from being younger than them, could be their teacher in many aspects.
Needless to say, there is no need to talk about money.
As for the director, "Journey to the West" killed everyone in an instant!
When it comes to recitation and literature, Lu Xiaobu is a master who shocked the literary world.
How can they not be nervous?
In fact, they were already guessing before Lu Xiaobu came in.
What will Lu Xiaobu recite this time?
Is it "The Story of Young Heavenly Dynasty"? Or "The Story of Horse"?
No matter which of these two articles it is, it would be an honor for them to hear it recited by the original author!
Then!
Lu Xiaobu finally spoke.
The three examiners couldn't help but hold their breath!
Even the candidates outside the door became nervous, more nervous than they were taking the exam themselves!
They are really looking forward to it!
finally!
Lu Xiaobu started!
"I won't accept gifts during the Chinese New Year this year. I won't accept gifts. I will only accept brain black gold as gifts. Hey, Bazahei!"
"puff!"
Sun Ye vomited out a mouthful of old blood, and his whole face turned green!
Mom sells batches! Please allow me to use foul language!
Otherwise I will be suffocated to death!
Mr. Lu, you are going crazy!
This is a recitation, a recitation test!
Even if you don't recite your masterpiece, you can just write a poem!
What does this mean?!
Advertisement slogan!?
What kind of poetry is this? What kind of recitation is this!?
Cai Long, the director who wanted to see Lu Xiaobu, also had a look of pain on his face.
Oh my God!
I have long heard that what Lu Xiaobu is best at is not following the routine, but he never expected that he would be so inconsistent?!
This is no longer not following the routine, this is basically the rhythm of heaven!
Still bazaar black?!
You still think your ads torture us enough!?
As for the third examiner, that teacher, he has gone crazy!
She no longer knows what to say!
Even the candidates outside the examination room were stunned when they heard Lu Xiaobu's recitation!
I’m going to fuck your uncle’s Lu Xiaobu!
Are you still a normal person?!
This is recitation! Recitation!
What advertising slogan are you reading?!
This isn't the end yet.
The most annoying thing is that Lu Xiaobu could actually say seriously: "Thank you to the three examiners. I have finished my recitation. Please rate it!"
Hit your mother for selling batches! Score!
Can we have some face time?!
Do you still want the examiner to give marks?!
If they were the examiners, they would kick you out!
However, what they thought was...
The three examiners did not coax Lu Xiaobu away, but after they calmed down, the three looked at each other and actually started questioning Lu Xiaobu.
"Mr. Lu, can I ask you why you chose this..."
Sun Ye said with a pained face, he really couldn't say the word poetry!
"Words!"
The female examiner added on the side.
"Yes, words! Why did you choose this?!"
Sun Ye let out a long breath.
"Why? There's no reason, because it's short."
Lu Xiaobu said matter-of-factly.
Of course, don’t mention the fact that he didn’t memorize other articles!
"puff!"
Everyone once again received a critical hit of 10,000 points!
What you said makes so much sense, I am speechless!
Can you tell us why you are so confident?!
"Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!"
Sun Ye clutched his chest and gasped for breath.
No, my heart hurts!
After a while, his mood stabilized again, but this time, he already had a hint of anger.
He no longer cares about Lu Xiaobu's directorial skills. He is now an examiner, and what he wants to ask about is the exam!
"Mr. Lu! May I ask, how do you understand recitation?!"
Sun Ye said sharply.
"Then how do you understand recitation?!"
Lu Xiaobu found a chair and sat down.
He knows this old man's temper. If you don't fool him... ahem, no, you won't convince him.
He will keep chasing you!
So, come on!
"Recitation, reciting, means clear and loud voice; chanting, means reciting. Reciting is a language art that uses clear, loud voice and combines various language means to perfectly express the thoughts and feelings of the work."
Sun Ye is worthy of being a professor, and the definition comes right out of his mouth!
"Don't tell me this, the recitation I want needs to express the meaning."
Lu Xiaobu waved his hands, not bothering to listen.
"Meaning? The reciter wants the listener to understand the meaning of the poem and the emotion of the poem!"
Sun Ye said again.
Sun Ye's words were absolutely correct, and the other two examiners nodded.
The candidates outside the door even applauded!
"Okay! I agree!"
Lu Xiaobu also clapped his hands to express his approval.
"Since you agree, then why do you?!"
Sun Ye was so angry that he was speechless!
"Listen to me."
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand and said with a wicked smile: "Then when I recite, don't you have emotions? Don't you have pictures?"
"If you think about it again, it's just a scene of two old men and old ladies fooling around, isn't it?!"
"Then there's the emotion. If you didn't have the emotion, would you be so angry that you want to vomit blood now?! How dare you say you don't have the emotion!"
After hearing Lu Xiaobu's words, the scene suddenly fell into silence!
If you listen carefully, you will hear countless "Puff! Puff! Puff!" sounds!
What is this sound!?
This is a heartbreaking sound!
Every word Lu Xiaobu said was piercing their hearts!
Your uncle's!
But isn’t there a picture?
How long have they been brainwashed? Not to mention the pictures. They didn't jump up or jump twice. It's all a sign of superb self-control!
And emotions!
Is it also an emotion to want to hack you to death with a knife?!