While the Internet was making a fuss, Lu Xiaobu was really choosing his commentary.
The selection method is to randomly select a game for commentary.
It is said that those who came are all well-known commentators in China.
However, Lu Xiaobu's brows were always furrowed.
In a word, what the hell is this!?
Group 1.
"Look, look, look! Turn it up, turn it up! Wow! Three kills! Four kills! Five kills! It's so perverted! This is so awesome!"
"The fight has begun! There are five people on the opposite side, and there are only three people on this side. It seems that we are going to lose this time, and the middle tower is probably going to be lost. Oh my god! The fight actually started!? Oh my god! My god! Something happened! I see.
We’ve arrived at Shenma! The five people on the opposite side have been wiped out! The team has been wiped out!"
Lu Xiaobu's lips twitched when he heard this: "Next one!"
Damn it, uncle, this is called commentary?!
These are the fucking melon-eaters, you haven’t seen anything, you don’t know anything, what do I want you to do!?
…
Group 2.
"Wow wow wow wow! He actually released a hurricane! What is he going to do!? Wow wow wow! The damage is a bit explosive! Wow wow wow!"
Lu Xiaobu's face was gloomy: "Get out of here!"
This one is worse than the last one!
Why don't you, as a commentator, analyze why the players dress up like this? What the hell are you talking about!?
Were you fucked!? Or fucking fucked?!
Draft it for me!
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The third group!
An Internet celebrity with a face similar to the one before walked in.
"roll!"
Lu Xiaobu directly slapped the table and cursed: "Damn it, don't you have a real explanation?! I don't want vases! Damn it, if I want to find some vases to put on the explanation table, I need to find them.
you?!
Lu Xiaobu was really pissed off, and the word "I" came out of his mouth!
…
Group 4.
ban selection stage.
Commentator: "Okay, it would be better if we see how a certain team responds."
After hearing this sentence, to be honest, Lu Xiaobu was a little relieved, at least he was no longer a whimpering one.
Then, after banning the hero, take the hero.
Commentary: "Sure enough, it's just as I expected."
Lu Xiaobu's face drooped.
Have you ever told the audience your expectations?!
What about this hindsight?!
Just wait a little longer!
Lu Xiaobu thought patiently!
Then.
One of the commentators' afterthoughts: "Sure enough, I knew it must be the blue square tower!"
Lu Xiaobu's fists clenched!
Commentator’s second hindsight: “As expected, the purple side chose to take the dragon after winning the team battle!”
Lu Xiaobu picked up the tea cup next to him!
Commentary’s third hindsight: “Hahaha, just as I thought…”
"I'm going to fuck you next door!"
Lu Xiaobu picked up the tea cup and smashed it: "You're just messing around with me here! Since you think so well, why don't you just say it! You're just giving me an afterthought here.
!roll!"
"Peng!"
The tea cup hit the commentator's feet, making him tremble with fright, and he quickly left in despair!
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Group 5.
A man came in.
Wearing a suit, it still looks a bit material.
"Let's get started."
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand.
"Master Xiaobu, please wait a moment. I have a few questions to ask."
Long Zimo suddenly said.
"What do you want to ask?"
Lu Xiaobu waved to the staff to stop, looked at Long Zimo and said.
This was the first person to ask him a question, and he was quite interested.
"What I want to ask is, Master Xiaobu, what are your standards?"
Long Zimo asked very seriously.
"Since you can ask this question, please tell me what you think a major should be like."
Lu Xiaobu kicked the ball back.
"Okay, then I'll tell you my opinion."
Long Zimo cleared his throat and said: "First of all, professionalism. This professionalism is divided into two points. First, it is the professionalism of the interpretation industry, clear articulation, quick thinking, and good Mandarin."
"Second, it's about e-sports. Of course, it's just the professionalism of LoL at the moment. The understanding of the heroes, the understanding of the game, and the understanding of the players are all included here!"
Lu Xiaobu listened to Long Zimo's analysis with a glint in his eyes: "Continue! You're right, I'll reward you with 10,000 yuan!"
"Thank you, Master Xiaobu, for the compliment, then I will continue!"
Long Zimo showed gratitude on his face: "In addition to professionalism, there is another point that is also very important, that is, typhoon, which means a person's expressiveness and charm. After all, the commentator is not a rigid announcer, but a person who wants everyone to
The explanation is easy to understand and comfortable to listen to, so personal charm is very important!”
"Continue, continue!" Lu Xiaobu's interest really increased. This Long Zimo is quite interesting!
"Finally, it's the partner! In my personal understanding, commentary and cross talk are similar in purpose and purpose. If you have a good partner, it's like a compliment, a tease, giving the right words at the right time, and even saying
It is very important to bring back the topic of deviation at critical moments!"
Long Zimo talks eloquently and clearly.
"Very good, very well said!"
Lu Xiaobu stood up and applauded: "It seems like you can do it!?"
"No, Master Xiaobu, I tell the truth, I can't do it. I have a very lonely personality. I may be able to do the first two, but I really can't do the last one. I often
I know how to steal words! So, if I can’t do it, I don’t need to interview.”
Long Zimo said neither humble nor overbearing.
"Okay, I'll reward you with another 10,000 yuan for your words!"
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: "Then tell me, among the commentators here today, who can do it?!"
"Thank you, Master Xiaobu!"
Long Zimo bowed and thanked, then raised his head, looked at the excited, confident, or indignant commentators outside and sneered: "Them? None of them can do it! They are all a bunch of guys selling dog meat with sheep's heads!"
"oh!?"
Lu Xiaobu's lips curled up, and what he said was interesting: "Isn't it said that all the commentators here today are well-known commentators! Why are they so worthless in your eyes?!"
"Because they are really worthless, Master Xiaobu, do you know? Their main business is not commentators at all, but anchors, e-sports moderators, and selling e-sports equipment! They all just regard commentators as a
Opportunities to show their faces, they have never regarded it as a profession, let alone studied it with concentration. I wonder, with such a mentality, what real abilities can they have?!"
Long Zimo's words were extremely sharp, with a deep sarcasm in his tone.
"Then according to your opinion, we in China have no real commentators?! Are you ready to be embarrassed in this global competition?"