Chapter Five Hundred and Twenty One Love to Look, Don't Look, For a Lifetime One Couple
During the discussion below, the moderator came on stage.
Lu Xiaobu, who was wearing a suit and leather shoes, walked onto the stage with a microphone in hand.
Why do you say you are carrying it?!
Because the microphone was wired and had a stand, Lu Xiaobu just carried the stand of the microphone and went on stage.
It feels like carrying a Qinglong Yanyue Sword!
The audience was delighted.
"Master Xiaobu, what are you doing here?!"
"Going to a banquet alone?! Or dragging the knife with you?!"
"Who are you trying to kill?!"
"Hahahaha, look at Lu Xiaobu's eyes, I'm so happy!"
"..."
"Peng!"
Lu Xiaobu put the microphone in the middle of the stage, looked at the audience and said, "Do you think my actions just now sounded like I was going to kill someone?!"
"picture!"
Everyone shouted in unison, excited.
It turns out that Master Xiaobu, you still know that your actions are the same as slashing someone!
"That's right! I'm going to kill someone, but who should I kill? I won't reveal the name, it's just a bad pen!"
Lu Xiaobu shrugged and said.
"cut."
Everyone rolled their eyes, this was so appetizing!
At this moment, the big screen behind Lu Xiaobu suddenly began to change.
The next second, a bruised and swollen face appeared on the big screen!
This stick was one of the leaders of the previous trouble!
moment!
"puff!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"66666!"
"It turns out that the evil pen is here to kill this!"
"Hahahaha! I'm so happy!"
"Director 6666!"
"..."
They are not stupid. Just after Lu Xiaobu said, cut off the pen, the director switched to a stick face.
The funniest thing is that there are still bruises on the stick's face, as if he had just been beaten.
And the stickman's expression changed instantly.
Cao! What does this mean?!
Call me names?!
Lu Xiaobu, don’t bully others too much!
"What's wrong?! Why are you laughing?!"
Lu Xiaobu pretended to be stunned for a moment, then turned around and became furious: "What kind of bad director are you?!"
After hearing Lu Xiaobu's words, the screen switched back.
"That's right." Lu Xiaobu nodded, then turned back and continued: "Don't mind it, everyone! As someone said, our director is not that good, so we occasionally make mistakes! Don't mind it!
"
Lu Xiaobu said he was sorry, but from his tone to his expression, he looked like he was just scolding you!
"Let me correct you again. What I said is bad writing." Lu Xiaobu said seriously.
Then!
The big screen behind Lu Xiaobu once again slid onto the stick's face.
The faces of people in Bangzi Country turned even greener!
What the hell, do you want to be so blatant!?
This is simply a personal attack.
"kindness?!"
Lu Xiaobu pretended to be stunned again, then slowly turned back.
But at this moment, the eyes of the audience were no longer on Lu Xiaobu, but on the big screen behind him.
They have been attracted by this god-level director.
really!
Just as they expected.
As soon as Lu Xiaobu turned around, the director started causing trouble!
They all started laughing too.
Because just when Lu Xiaobu turned around, the picture on the big screen started to move.
Lu Xiaobu turned his head from left to right.
then!
Lu Xiaobu turned his eyes back one inch, and the picture of the stick on the big screen moved one inch to the right.
If Lu Xiaobu moves two inches, the picture will move two inches.
Anyway, I don’t want you, Lu Xiaobu, to see it.
"It's nothing! Why are you laughing?!"
Lu Xiaobu seemed to know nothing and said doubtfully, turning his head back at the same time.
At this time, the picture of the stick appeared on the big screen again.
What does this feel like automatically?
It's like a naughty child fighting guerrilla with his parents.
When you come into my room, I pick up my homework. When you go out, I pick up the game console.
Anyway, I just want to play games!
And when it comes to the director, it’s this bad pen, this stick!
"Hahahaha! I'm convinced! I'm really convinced!"
"I have nothing to say. Only Lu Xiaobu's men can do such a directing!"
"This is a perfect lesson from Lu Xiaobu!"
"Hahaha, good job! Yes, that's right, that guy is the evil one!"
"I'll give you fifteen hundred points. I won't worry about you being proud. The more proud you are, the better!"
"With such a director, I believe there will be absolutely no problem in directing this game!"
"That's it! That's it!"
"..."
The happier the audience in China laughs, the uglier the faces of the stickmen become!
"This is Chi Guoguo's life attack!"
"Lu Xiaobu, I want to sue you!"
"Lu Xiaobu, you bastard!"
"We are at odds with you!"
"..."
The stickmen were so angry that they all gnashed their teeth.
Especially the stick that was always displayed on the screen made me go crazy with anger!
But Qi Gui Qi, he couldn't make the slightest move!
Because, he is already embarrassed enough now, but once he makes any action, such as covering his face, lowering his head, or avoiding, these actions can double his embarrassment!
Therefore, he really dares to be angry but dare not speak out!
"Hey! I don't know why you are laughing! It's true!"
Lu Xiaobu said nonsense seriously: "Okay, let me introduce you formally. I am the host of this competition. My name is Lu Xiaobu."
"In view of the fact that there are many people from Bangzi Country in our venue, I specially gave my name as Bangzi, Dad Lu, so friends from Bangzi Country can call me this!"
The audience was puzzled at first when they heard Lu Xiaobu named his stick.
After all, Lu Xiaobu is a very angry young man. Everyone knows this. Even lol does not have a Bangzi language version, so how could he name himself Bangzi country?
result.
Wait until the name comes out.
Everyone burst out laughing!
Sure enough, it's Lu Xiaobu, he doesn't even bother to backtrack when he scolds others!
Just tell the stick guys who are sitting here clearly that Lu Xiaobu is your father.
I just want to point my finger at you and scold you!
Just asking you if you are convinced!
These sticks finally exploded!
One person stood up and shouted: "Lu Xiaobu, you are sowing trouble and maliciously hurting others. You must be responsible!"
"Responsible?!" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes: "What responsibility do I have? Don't you Bangzi Country like to talk about Oppa? So, I named Lu Ouba and Oppa, or Lu Daddy for short. Is there any problem?
!”
"you!"
The gangster Lu Xiaobu was so angry that he vomited out a mouthful of old blood!
This is so damn shameless!
"Oh, by the way, there's one more thing."
Lu Xiaobu looked at the stick and sneered at the corner of his mouth: "Lol belongs to me, and I organized this competition. It is also a national competition for our country, and I am also the host!"
"So, if you like to watch it, go away if you don't!"