"Come on, let's see what heroes both sides have banned."
Lu Xiaobu finally started to do the commentary work: "Well, the purple square banned Dema, Debon, and the prince. Hey, the three brothers in the grass were all killed! Does the blue square have any control?
Psychological shadow?! Being cheated on by someone else?!"
After hearing Lu Xiaobu's words, everyone was stunned for a moment.
Overcoming difficulties?!
Then, the whole crowd burst into laughter.
"6666, let's get to know a man!"
"This has been done before!"
"Hahaha, Lu Xiaobu is really dirty!"
"Three big men!"
"Isn't that just a boy plus a boy!"
"I'm laughing so hard!"
"..."
"Hey, don't look at the purple side's strong ban selection, but the blue side is not far behind! They banned three wet nurses with a backhand, what does this mean?! This is a firm statement that their men should have sex with men.
What an attitude!”
Lu Xiaobu is full of saucy talk, crackling!
The audience held their stomachs and laughed!
"I'll go! Look, the blue side is really cooperative!"
"Ban nanny?! Men should fuck men!?"
"Be tough from the front!"
"Hahaha! Interesting!"
"Lu Xiaobu's explanation is so interesting!"
"..."
"Okay, let's stop making trouble. Let's talk about the meaning of the ban selection of both sides!" Lu Xiaobu got back to the topic: "Everyone also knows that the opening match we are having now is an entertainment match, not a formal match, so everyone's ban selection
It’s all quite casual.”
"Why! That's because they are the first to fight and are not so familiar with their opponents. Therefore, if they ban an opponent or one of their own heroes, something may be exposed. This will affect them in the future.
The game is unfavorable!"
"So, instead of doing this, it's better to ban randomly!"
"Of course, don't think that because of their ban, they won't play well. That doesn't exist! This is the opening game and the first game. They will definitely play an exciting game."
"You ask why?! That's because I'm here! If they don't fight well, I'll get angry and go up and give them a beating. Do you think they can stand it!?"
Lu Xiaobu kept talking and told everyone the true intentions of both sides in banning the election in humorous language.
Listening to Lu Xiaobu's explanation, the audience all nodded.
"Yes, that's it. Although the opening game is actually a very special existence, especially in our national competition, they have to play beautifully without exposing their own tactics and strongest heroes, so it is very difficult.
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"I was a little confused just now, but now I understand! Both sides are doing well!"
"The best one is probably Lu Xiaobu! Don't you think so?! Lu Xiaobu's explanations are so peaceful, but there are people who know how to listen!"
"That's right, even those well-known foreign commentators can't do this!"
"Have you noticed that in the past, when watching games, no matter how good the commentators were, they were only a supporting presence, and our eyes would still be attracted by the game itself! But today, with Lu Xiaobu
It’s different. When he speaks, our eyes can’t help but stay on him and listen to him seriously! This is very scary!”
"That's right, that's right. As soon as Lu Xiaobu opened his mouth, my ears perked up naturally. I listened carefully to Lu Xiaobu's explanation. Lu Xiaobu's voice is really nice!"
"Yes, so charming!"
"..."
Not only them, but also many foreigners, although their Chinese proficiency was not strong, could not help but listen to Lu Xiaobu's words and think carefully about their meaning.
"This explanation is good!"
"Yes, even a foreigner like me understands it!"
"This is the real explanation!"
"Yes, that's right, a good explanation should be like this!"
"..."
This is the scary thing about having a full charm attribute.
As the brightest star in the night sky, Lu Xiaobu attracts everyone's attention with every move he makes.
Everyone should know that when listening to someone speaking, what you hear when you pay attention and what you hear when you don't pay attention are almost two different concepts.
For example, if a very funny joke is told by someone who doesn't know how to tell it seriously, the joke will become a bad joke!
Because no one will appreciate it, or want to appreciate the laughter!
As an auxiliary game commentator, it is the kind of existence that will not be listened to seriously, so the usual sense of presence is not that strong!
However, Lu Xiaobu's charming attributes forced them to listen carefully and appreciate the meaning and laughter!
This makes Lu Xiaobu’s commentary, which may not be that good, become exciting!
While the audience was talking, the game officially started.
Both sides controlled the heroes to reach the river position in the middle and danced.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, did you see it? Dancing! Do you know when animals dance? That's when they are courting! In short, they come to me! Ahem!"
Lu Xiaobu explained with a wicked smile: "Actually, it's not just animals, even us humans often do the same thing!"
"For example, those girls who are dancing coquettishly in the bar, and those boys who are pretending to be cool, what are they doing?! Are they going to drink?! Then they are doing the mating dance!"
The audience really enjoyed listening to it.
"Lu Xiaobu, you are too bad, but I like it! Hahahaha!"
"Bowing to show respect, you call it a mating dance!"
"It seems that, Master Xiaobu, you still can't let go of the idea of knowing a good boy!"
"Hahaha, the most filthy commentary in history!"
"66666!"
"How about putting the competition aside for now and ending it like this, absolutely 666!"
"Who said our young master Xiaobu can't do commentary?!"
"Exactly, where are those stick guys? Why didn't they say anything?"
"Slap you in the face!"
"..."
The faces of people from Bangzi Country are indeed not very good-looking.
They really didn't expect that Lu Xiaobu's opening ability would be so good and his personal charm would be so high. He would attract everyone's attention as soon as he spoke!
Looking at their commentary in Bangzi Country, absolutely no one can do this.
However, they came with the idea of being picky and nitpicking, how could they give up so easily!?"
“The fight is about to start, and then it’s time to test your true commentary skills!”
"It's just that this kind of bells and whistles are of no use!"
"A commentator must have real skills!"
"That's right! That's right!"
"Just wait for Lu Xiaobu to make a fool of himself!"
