Chapter 64: Put the eunuch author in a small dark room
At home, Lu Xiaobu could only read novels to pass the time, except sleeping until midnight.
But what hurts him is that after reading the novel about this world, he slept more soundly!
They are all magical books with hypnotic effects!
How amazing!
"Sister Lan, aren't there any good novels? This novel is more hypnotic than the teacher's class."
Lu Xiaobu woke up from his sleep on Liang Lan's knee pillow for the twenty-eighth time and said extremely depressed.
"I think it's pretty good." Liang Lan looked at it and said, "These are the top novels in the novel rankings! The reviews are very high."
"The reviews are very high, let's talk about "The Road to the Sky"! Zhujiao went through a lot of hard work to find the enemy who killed his parents! It stands to reason that enemies would be extremely jealous when they meet! Just kill him with a knife!"
"No, he spent 10,000 words explaining why he was killed! From social ethics to legal morality! It's so eloquent that it can be called an epic masterpiece! Are you really so lazy?"
Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said.
"Since the first few are not good, would you like me to look for those that no one is looking at? Maybe it suits your taste?"
Liang Lan thought about the content of the novel according to what Master Xiaobu said, and her liver did feel a dull pain.
So she can only come up with ideas.
"Good idea."
Lu Xiaobu's eyes lit up and he pulled it down directly.
I went to look for those books that had the fewest comments and a lot of criticism.
Sure enough, something was gained.
This time he learned to read the comments first.
Lu Xiaobu finally found one.
"The Strongest Magical Equipment System in the City"
This is what the comments below say.
"Trash author, what kind of shit did he write?"
"What kind of society is this? Killing people casually? Killing every family? Do you work as a police officer to make a living?"
"No wonder you jumped on the street."
"..."
Liang Lan looked at these comments and shook her head.
Although she generally doesn't read male-video novels, she probably wouldn't be interested in reading them after seeing comments like this.
Of course, except Master Xiaobu.
"When I read this review, I realized it was a good book."
Lu Xiaobu rubbed his hands excitedly and opened the book.
Watch and comment:
"Well, it's cool. That's it. Just look at me and I'll kill your whole family and reward you with a leader."
One leader, one thousand yuan!
"Okay, kill this bitch and reward him with an alliance leader."
Two leaders, two thousand yuan!
"If you touch my brother, I will cut off your limbs. If you do well, I will reward you with the title of leader."
Three alliance leaders, three thousand yuan!
…
Liang Lan smiled helplessly on the side - after reading just a few chapters, he had already rewarded eighteen alliance leaders.
Even the grounding can't stop the young master from his prodigal behavior.
"I'll go! Why is it gone?" Lu Xiaobu sat up suddenly: "It's the critical moment, why is the eunuch missing?"
Liang Lan looked immediately.
I was surprised to see the title of the latest chapter.
"This book is suspended indefinitely"
The following few sentences are very short, but they reveal endless bitterness.
‘Sorry, I don’t know how many people, or even if anyone, will read this chapter.
But if anyone sees it, I can only say sorry.
I really can’t bear it anymore!’
Seeing this comment, Liang Lan understood. He sighed: "Forget it, young master, let's read other books. It's not easy for this author to write this without any income or even being reviled.
Now, he is a man of great perseverance."
"No, I want to read this book." Lu Xiaobu curled his lips and said, "Zhang Meng."
Zhang Meng: "Here."
"I want you to find out the address of this author and then bring him back to me."
"Don't we still have a villa that no one lives in? Let's rename it the Little Black House."
"Then lock the author of this eunuch inside and write a book."
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand and ordered.
How many readers on earth want to do this?
Today he acted on behalf of heaven and locked the author of The Eunuch in a small dark room to write a novel.
"Yes!" Zhang Meng's mouth twitched and he could only accept the order.
Liang Lan looked helpless.
Master Xiaobu, you are really good at playing.
I can't write anymore, I'm a eunuch, so the average reader can just curse a few words.
It would be better for you to just capture him and lock him in a small dark room?
…
Zhejiang Province is about a thousand kilometers away from Shimen City.
In a smoky hut less than ten square meters.
An unshaven young man sat in front of the computer, holding a wine bottle in his left hand and a cigarette in his right hand. He put his feet on the computer table and looked at the yellowed ceiling with a decadent look on his face.
"Failed again. Is there really such a thing as fate in this world? Can't I make a living by writing books?"
As Gong Hui spoke, tears began to well up in his eyes.
The mobile phone he put aside had several unread messages on it.
Parents: "My child, please listen to my advice. We are not the ones who eat this bowl of rice. I want to say hello to you. The electronics factory is short of someone. Please come back quickly."
Girlfriend: "Let's break up."
Landlord: "Let me tell you, don't think it's okay just not answering the phone. If you don't pay the rent, I will move you out within three days."
Classmate: "Hey, great writer, how come you are a eunuch? Didn't you say it will work?"
A book friend on the novel website APP commented: "The rubbish author finally stopped writing? What kind of stuff did he write?"
Gong Hui knew the content of the message without looking at it. He had almost memorized the content.
He had always hoped that he could be like the pig's trotter in his novel, complete the counterattack and pretend to be a slap in the face.
But……
A novel is a novel after all, and reality slapped him hard!
What he didn't notice was the latest messages on his phone.
"The prodigal son Lu Xiaobu gives a reward - 10,000 book coins."
"The prodigal son Lu Xiaobu gives a reward - 10,000 book coins."
"The prodigal son Lu Xiaobu gives a reward - 10,000 book coins."
"..."
A series of eighteen identical messages were ignored by him.
Gong Hui picked up the bottle and took a swig.
Sadness is like wine, even more intoxicating!
Just when he was drunk and dizzy.
"Bang."
His door was opened.
A burly man walked in, it was Zhang Meng.
"You are the author who wrote "The Strongest Divine Equipment System in the City"."
Zhang Meng looked at this decadent man and asked.
"It's me. What's wrong?" Gong Hui asked dizzily.
"My young master likes the novels you wrote very much. He is very unhappy because you are a eunuch. He wants to lock you in a small dark room to write novels."
Zhang Meng's mouth twitched as he spoke out Lu Xiaobu's order.
He suddenly remembered something. The young master seemed not to have mentioned the issue of treatment.
It's over, it's hard to do now.
How to take people away?
"A joke? Don't tease me." Gong Hui said drunkenly: "Does anyone like my novel? Don't lie to me! How is that possible? I'm just a loser and trash!"
"It's true. Are you willing to come with me?" Zhang Meng asked seriously.
"If what you said is true, what if you are locked up in a dark room?"
Gong Hui opened his mouth to drink, but his eyelids still started to tremble.
Only in his sleep could he see the scene in which he could support himself by writing novels.
"Just promise. This won't be considered a kidnapping by me."
Zhang Meng put Gong Hui on his shoulders, paid the rent he owed to the landlord, and strode away.
Well, just like that, the future King of Shuangwen began his journey into the dark room!
He smiled in his sleep, but he didn't know what kind of nightmare would greet him!