Chapter 66 I will never write novels again in my life
Although what Lu Xiaobu said was terrifying, these authors also knew that Lu Xiaobu was playing tricks on them.
After I calmed down, not only was I no longer afraid, I was even a little excited.
After all, on weekdays, the editor is their immediate boss, the one who has the final say.
But now they actually have the possibility of having an editor and an editor to guide them, which is really a blessing.
At this time Lu Xiaobu spoke again.
"Of course, everyone knows it was just a joke, now it's serious!"
Lu Xiaobu nodded: "Aside from a thousand words and a hundred words, as long as you complete the task, you don't have to think about your daily meals. Let me know what you want to eat two hours in advance and I guarantee it will be delivered to you. Of course, the place where you live is in the villa, that's enough
You live here."
"Thank you, Master Xiaobu!"
The authors immediately cheered.
One thousand words and one hundred words is enough to excite them!
You know, that’s 720,000 a year!
Now it actually includes food and accommodation, it’s so cool!
"Not only that, as long as you complete the task, I will not restrict your personal life. And every week, each of you will have a chance to find inspiration." Lu Xiaobu continued.
"What does it mean to find inspiration?" Luo Bao wondered.
"For example, if you want to write about mountains or water, but you can't find the feeling, tell me in advance and I'll have someone take you to see the famous mountains and rivers." Lu Xiaobu said calmly.
"hiss!"
All the authors took a breath of air and looked at each other.
A dizzy feeling appeared in my head, as if I was drunk.
What does it mean to find inspiration?
To put it simply, it’s basically like traveling once a week!
In addition to the previous salary of 720,000 yuan a year, everyone here is basically earning a million yuan a year!
Such treatment!
Such enjoyment!
I wouldn’t even change it for an emperor!
If the person in front of me hadn't been Master Xiaobu...
If it weren't for the 5,000 soft girl coins that I already got...
Even if there is a contract, they will never believe this pie-in-the-sky thing!
"Okay, now that we've talked about rewards, it's time to talk about punishment." Lu Xiaobu said.
This sentence is like a basin of cold water, making the authors calm down from head to toe.
Yes, such a high reward is definitely not for leisurely people.
There will definitely be punishment.
They looked at each other and were ready to pay a huge fine!
"My punishment will be terrible!"
Lu Xiaobu looked around with fierce eyes.
Looking at Lu Xiaobu's eyes, they were all trembling with fear and wished they could huddle together to keep warm!
Is it more than just a fine?
Lu Xiaobu was very satisfied with their expressions, so he said "viciously":
"People with less than 20,000 yuan a day have one meal a day. People with less than 10,000 yuan have only one piece of bread and a glass of water a day. People with less than 5,000 yuan have no food to eat. As for those who don't have a word, they are not allowed to go to school.
Toilets! Of course, if the quality is not good, it doesn’t count!”
"thump!"
A group of people all fell on their backs, their livers hurting terribly!
My young master!
Is this what you call a terrible punishment?
How terrible!
"Okay, okay, let's go and code." Lu Xiaobu waved his hand and said: "After all, we just came here today, so you can give us four thousand each. The task of twenty thousand will start tomorrow."
"yes!"
The authors immediately saluted and hurried to the small dark room.
They didn't forget to lift Feng Lei Zhuojiu lying on the side.
Lu family hall.
Father Lu looked troubled: "This is the first time I have seen Xiaobu lose his fortune with my own eyes! I feel so bad!"
Lu Hongbin nodded quickly, but also felt extremely distressed: "Yes! Yes! It's terrible, one million, just to read a novel? There are a total of twelve people here! Twelve million a year? How many novels can you get?
novel?"
Lu Wenhuo curled his lips: "So what if you feel sorry for me? You know, Xiaobu doesn't have to spend our money now. He only has one Coke factory, and he can support ten or twenty more!"
Lu Hongbin stared at Lu Wenhuo: "A guy who has never made a dime has no right to say this."
Father Lu nodded: "Yes, you are the most useless now, second brother, look at Xiaobu."
Once the proud son of heaven, Wenquxing came to earth, but now he is the target of criticism in the Lu family.
Lu Wenhuo: "I..."
My balls hurt, why did it get involved with him?
He gritted his teeth, "Just wait until Li Xide and I have perfected the smartphone, so you can still talk about me."
Yes, Li Xide, who has been missing for the past few days, has been hanging out with Lu Wenhuo, working hard to perfect smartphones.
A technology emperor and a top student are all fully prepared to soar into the sky!
…
Add wind and thunder to cook wine, and a total of twelve authors came to the small dark room.
"Okay, everyone has a separate room, you can choose it yourself." Lu Xiaobu said.
They looked at each other and immediately chose their favorite room!
And he immodestly carried Fenglei Zhujiu to the room where no one liked it.
"Oh my God! It's a cherry keyboard. I've seen on the Internet that masters use this keyboard, but I didn't expect it to be available here!"
People who love hot dry noodles screamed in surprise.
For Internet article writers, it is not very important whether the computer is good or not, but having a good keyboard can make it easier for them to code and more efficient.
So the first thing authors pay attention to is the keyboard!
"Not only that, there are black, green, tea, and red keyboard switches next to it. Master Xiaobu completely took into account the differences in our personal habits!"
The exclamation of radish is no weaker than that of hot dry noodles!
The two of them were still exclaiming, but a sound came from other rooms.
Crackling, crackling!
Pipi Xia even had time to speak: "Don't be shocked, we have to pay 4,000 yuan today! Don't you want to eat?"
"I'll go! You guys are fast enough!"
Hot dry noodles and radish immediately became anxious and joined the code-word army.
Suddenly there was no other sound in the whole villa, only the sound of crackling code words.
Of course, there is also the drunk guy whose pen name is Fenglei Zhuojiu, and the only one here who hasn’t signed the contract yet is Gong Hui’s snore.
…
It was evening, and after Lu Xiaobu satisfactorily read the chapters written by everyone, he finally announced that dinner was ready.
Since time was tight today, the authors were not allowed to choose their own food, but the exquisite dishes were prepared in the Lujia Restaurant.
Of course, boiled cabbage and cola are indispensable.
Good wine and good food, the guests and hosts enjoy themselves.
And everyone is happiest when eating and drinking most heartily.
"Huh? Where is this? Why am I here?"
Gong Hui covered his head with a splitting headache and climbed out of bed, smelling the fragrance and came to the wine table.
"Fenglei, you're awake." Regan said to Fenglei with a red face, "Hurry up and enter the code when you wake up."
As soon as Gong Hui heard the two words "code word", the string in his mind was immediately touched, and he became furious and roared:
"Code words? Code what words?! Let me tell you, writing novels does not make money, it is only a dead end. I, Fenglei Zuojiu, will never write another novel in my life."