"Happy New Year, happy New Year, have you bought your tickets?"
Lu Xiaobu pulled out a chair and sat down, and said very casually.
A normal person with no stage experience would definitely be nervous if he was stared at by so many people.
However, for Lu Xiaobu, where is this?
It felt like the emperor came down from the Jinluan Palace and came to the local government office. It was a small scene, and it couldn't be a smaller scene!
"Buy a ticket?"
All these guys were having fun.
Do you have tickets to watch the Spring Festival Gala?
It's all about buying relationships.
then.
"No!"
they shouted collectively.
"Go, go, go and pay for your tickets. You are so honored to see me perform and why don't you buy a ticket? If you don't buy a ticket, who will pay me my salary!"
Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said.
"Hahaha!"
Everyone laughed.
Lu Xiaobu wants a salary?!
This is so cool.
"Okay, okay, let's stop making trouble and get down to business." Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: "Who is that, Bai Jun, don't be so catty, come out, don't use any tricks, come up and take a look clearly."
As soon as Lu Xiaobu said these words, everyone immediately started looking for Bai Jun.
soon!
The White Army was discovered.
"Here it is!"
The audience around Bai Jun immediately shouted.
The next second, everyone's eyes were fixed on Bai Jun.
Bai Jun was not timid at all. He picked up his phone and walked to the stage: "Lu Xiaobu, you are really looking for death! Facing a magician like me, I can find your flaws just sitting here.
, you actually let me go up now!"
Listen to this, how arrogant!
However, he overlooked one thing, that is, this is Shimen!
then!
"Crack!"
Bai Jun received a slap on the back of his head!
"who!"
Bai Jun immediately turned around and roared angrily.
However, the audience looked at him with innocent faces!
"Just wait for me!"
Bai Jun gritted his teeth and said harsh words, turned around and left.
Then!
"Crack!"
Another slap!
Well, this slap is much stronger than the one just now!
"you!"
Bai Jun was furious and turned back to glare again!
Well, they are still innocent viewers!
"Made!"
Bai Jun cursed angrily and turned around again.
Then, he turned around suddenly and saw a girl standing up and preparing to hit him!
"Don't let me catch you!"
Bai Jun immediately laughed proudly and went up to catch the girl!
Then!
"Fuck you! Slap him! What do you think he can do? Remember not to slap him in the face! He's still going to be on stage!"
Well, these spectators started fighting openly and openly!
Chicken, what do you think you can do if you find out?!
I'll beat you if I beat you, this episode will never be broadcast anyway!
Twenty seconds later, Bai Jun rolled down from the audience!
Yes, it just rolled down, really rolled down!
"You! Just wait for me!"
Bai Jun stood up in disgrace and said angrily.
Then, he glared at the photographer: "Why didn't you take a photo just now?"
"Slap you to paralysis!"
The photographer let go of the camera and slapped Bai Jun in the face!
Where does this kid think he is?!
This is Shimen!
Moreover, Shimen TV Station has been favored by Lu Xiaobu more than once.
To put it bluntly, Lu Xiaobu is probably more capable of speaking here than Director Nie. You are so arrogant here and provoking Lu Xiaobu. If not, who will hit you?!
The White Army was beaten!
My head is buzzing!
Did he come not to the Spring Festival Gala but to the Lu family?!
Why is everyone targeting him?
But forget it, he gritted his teeth, looked around the audience resentfully, and finally fixed his gaze on Lu Xiaobu on the stage!
Lu Xiaobu, yes, it’s Lu Xiaobu!
Just get rid of Lu Xiaobu and get rid of Lu Xiaobu!
This way you can get revenge on them all!
So, at this moment, his resentment towards Lu Xiaobu began to double!
He must make Lu Xiaobu disgraced!
Just like that, one minute has passed since Lu Xiaobu said that Bai Jun should come to power.
The audience at the scene knew what happened, but the people watching TV did not.
"What's going on?! Why don't you come up?!"
"What happened? Why didn't you take a picture?!"
"I'm so anxious!"
"Isn't it because the White Army is afraid to come up?"
"No! The White Army was quite arrogant before! They even started a live broadcast!"
"Yes, live broadcast! Go watch the live broadcast!"
"Don't look at it, it's gone a long time ago!"
"Yes, Lu Xiaobu is the leader in the live broadcast industry, how could he not know about this!"
"..."
And this time.
The White Army is coming up.
Well, I came up with a disgraced face.
"Holy shit! Hahaha! Has this guy Bai Jun been beaten up? Why did he come up like this?!"
"Interesting, interesting!"
"Are you provoking Lu Xiaobu?!"
"What a provocation, didn't you see that his pants are open! Hahaha!"
"..."
At this moment, the embarrassing image of the White Army became the happiest moment for everyone this year!
Well, let’s get down to business!
"Lu Xiaobu! You are dead!"
Bai Jun gritted his teeth and looked at Lu Xiaobu in front of him and said!
Lu Xiaobu looked at him coming in a panic, but Bai Jun, with endless hatred in his eyes, sneered and didn't bother to pay attention to him!
"Crack!"
Lu Xiaobu snapped his fingers, causing everyone's eyes to focus on him.
"Now, the magic begins."
As Lu Xiaobu said this, he bought up all the fire and intelligence attributes.
Well, it’s still hot!
If it looks more shocking this way, the effect of the program will be better.
Then.
Lu Xiaobu reached out and tore off a piece of Bai Jun's clothes: "Lend it to me!"
"I!"
Bai Jun was stunned!
I'm drafting it for you!
Don’t you have any clothes?!
Also, why do you have to rip off my clothes on the spot when you perform a magic trick?!
Don’t you prepare in advance?!
Also, borrow?!
Are you going to return that rag to me?!
Lu Xiaobu still ignored him and would deal with him later!
"Everyone has taken a good look at it! This is an ordinary piece of cloth, well, it's a fresh piece of cloth."
Lu Xiaobu shook the cloth in front of everyone.
Then, he took out his lighter and lit the cloth!
"call!"
The strip of cloth burned instantly.
The audience immediately exclaimed.
"It's really fire!"
"Master Xiaobu, what are you doing?"
"You don't want to perform fire magic! How can you perform this!"
"Did the fire go out?! Well, what a magic trick!"
Well, this last audience member is a funny guy!
"This is an ordinary ball of fire!" Lu Xiaobu said while holding the burning cloth: "The next step is to witness the miracle."
Bai Jun stared at Lu Xiaobu from the side.
Everyone knows that Lu Xiaobu is about to start performing magic tricks!
So, it's time for him to start looking for loopholes!