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Lu Xiaobu quickly opened his pants and stared at his little brother.
Or half the little finger.
Then……
"Forehead……"
Lu Xiaobu was silent for three seconds, and then asked the system: "Excuse me, did you change it directly for me?"
There is no way not to be silent. Before adding other attributes, I added them little by little, you can feel it.
But this time!
Biu’s got bigger in no time!
Do you understand?
Just a bit of biu!
It's like replacing it directly.
But it's much better than before. The baby elephant evolved into a mammoth.
How do you say something?
There is a fish in the North Ming Dynasty, and its name is Kun. The Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in one pot... Well, I can't hold it with both hands!
"What? Do you still want to make a documentary? Or do a live broadcast?" The system sneered and said: "You asked me if I could wrap it around my waist. Now go ahead and do it! If you can wrap it around your waist
, I call you brother!”
"Okay, okay, you are social, you are social, you are the most social, okay!" Lu Xiaobu was speechless: "You still hold grudges over this matter, is it because you don't have it?!"
system:"……"
I want to kill him!
Is there anyone who can crowdfund for me?!
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After Liang Lan temporarily dealt with the matter of creating the Chinese website, she put down what she was doing and returned home.
It has become a habit for her to come back and clean the young master's room at this time every day.
"Huh? Zhang Meng? Why are you back?"
Liang Lan walked upstairs and looked at Zhang Meng sitting in the living room and asked doubtfully.
"I came back with the young master." Zhang Meng replied.
"oh!"
Liang Lan nodded, didn't take it seriously, took out the key and opened Lu Xiaobu's door!
Then……
The air fell into a deathly silence!
Lu Xiaobu stood there, staring at Liang Lan who opened the door and entered with twitching lips.
Liang Lan held the door and stared blankly at Lu Xiaobu in front of her...
Of course, there is something that cannot be ignored...ahem.
Swish——
Liang Lan's pretty face turned red all of a sudden. The blush spread quickly like a flame, and her ears and neck were all red!
An urge to scream rolled in Liang Lan's throat!
An ordinary woman would have screamed in shock!
But after all, she is not an ordinary woman. She knows that shouting will not solve the problem, but will make it more embarrassing!
She forced herself to calm down...
Turn around...
close the door……
Bang!
The moment the door closed, Liang Lan couldn't hold on anymore, her body went limp and she sat on the ground!
Her whole body is hot now!
What is the young master really doing?
It's daytime!
For a moment, her mind was in such chaos that she didn't even know what she was thinking.
in the room.
Lu Xiaobu quickly arranged his clothes.
He also couldn't laugh or cry.
What is this!
The baby elephant has just grown into a mammoth and is being admired by tourists!
There is just no food, which is a bit sad.
Now that he is back, Lu Xiaobu is too lazy to go to school anymore, so he might as well just sleep at home until the end!
When it was dinner time, Liang Lan was obviously still a little embarrassed to see Lu Xiaobu, so she directly took Wu Qianmin to go shopping.
"Sister Lan, what's wrong with you? Your face is always so red." Wu Qianmin asked strangely.
"That...that's...that..." Liang Lan hesitated, and finally gritted his teeth: "I'm telling you, don't spread the word!"
"Okay!" Wu Qianmin's gossip fire was burning brightly.
"That's it..." Liang Lan said in Wu Qianmin's ear.
"What!?"
Wu Qianmin almost jumped up.
Her pretty face turned red, and she unconsciously gestured with her hands in the air: "Really?!"
"real!"
Liang Lan said with certainty.
The two women automatically made up their mind, and then...
"hiss!"
Both women gasped.
Don't dare to think, don't dare to think!
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In the afternoon, Lu Xiaobu, who originally planned to sleep all day, found that he couldn't sleep after leaving school!
I had nothing to do, so I took the second-rate guy out for a walk on a whim!
If you dare to take a second-rate person out of the house, the second-rate person will run to the RV.
Only since the last time I showed up.
This guy is living an extremely nourishing life now.
Following Lu Xiaobu everywhere every day, Liang Lan even prepared a doghouse for him in the RV.
"You idiot, come back, I won't take the bus today."
Lu Xiaobu shouted.
After hearing this, the second-hand man walked back slowly.
This guy's tail was drooped, and his face was full of reluctance.
"Hey, you're a dog! Why are you lazier than me? Shouldn't you be jumping for joy?"
Lu Xiaobu was speechless. What kind of things were around him?
One system is lazy enough, but a second system is also lazy.
The second-rate guy raised his eyes to show his disdain!
"Damn it!"
Lu Xiaobu was so angry that he wanted to beat it!
Do you dare to disdain me?
"Ouch..."
The idiot immediately lay down on the ground and looked at Lu Xiaobu with extremely aggrieved eyes, looking extremely pitiful.
"Your uncle, you are pretending to be pitiful!"
Lu Xiaobu was speechless: "What did you learn when you were wandering?"
The idiot rolled his eyes, as if he understood.
Then……
Then he performed a piece for Lu Xiaobu.
I saw its two hind legs hanging back, motionless.
Then it walks entirely on its two front legs.
Paired with those pitiful eyes.
It looked strangely like a dog whose hind legs had been broken.
It just moved forward step by step with difficulty.
At this time, an old woman passed by, and when she saw this, she felt heartbroken.
"Hey, what's going on?"
The old lady wanted to hug her, but the second-rate girl whimpered, indicating that she wouldn't be hugged.
"Are you hungry?"
The old lady quickly took out a piece of cake and handed it to Er Huo.
Then……
This idiot jumped three feet high, picked up the cake, and ran away!
"I!"
The old lady was completely dumbfounded when she saw the bastard walking so fast.
What the hell is this?
Got hit?!
Touched by a dog?!
The old lady is broken now!
"Second piece of goods, your uncle's!"
Lu Xiaobu also collapsed. This idiot actually ran to him with the cake in his mouth.
It's okay for you to be a porcelain, but you still want to deceive your master like this?
Lu Xiaobu looked at the old lady's suspicious eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched!
Helpless, he had no choice but to apologize to the old lady.
"System, are you sure that the second-rate creature isn't some kind of mythical beast? It doesn't look like a dog anymore."
Lu Xiaobu asked.
"Mythical beasts? Are you thinking too much? How can there be so many mythical beasts? It's just that this idiot is naturally smart. He has been wandering in society for a while and has learned a lot, especially in observing words and emotions. This idiot is very good! Plus
Yes, last time you gave him celestial beans, it developed a little bit of his intelligence, and that's just the overall effect." The system explained.
"Okay." Lu Xiaobu sighed: "I thought he was your illegitimate child!"
"Your uncle!"
The system crashed!
Hurry up, crowdfund, I'm going to beat him to death!
