Now, when I look back at the spokesman, Nobi Chihaya, who was so arrogant before, I feel that I am sure of victory, and that my life has reached its peak.
His face was already ashen!
The Japanese reporter in front of me had long since dared not ask questions.
Now the people asking questions are reporters from other countries.
Reporters from various countries have long since changed from the previous question of how to punish Lu Xiaobu and how to sentence Lu Xiaobu to...
"Please give me a reasonable explanation for your fraudulent news!"
"We need a reasonable explanation for this blatant frame-up, which can even be said to be murder!"
"Excuse me, is the evidence you so called this time also forged?!"
"Excuse me, did you burn down the Jingguo Sacred Toilet yourself?! What kind of heart did you have?!"
"Please give me an explanation!"
"Please give me an explanation!"
"..."
Countless microphones and countless sharp remarks were like knives, thrusting crazily into Nobi Chihaya's heart!
He couldn't even stand firmly, and actually fell to the ground in full view of everyone!
Journalists from various countries, especially those from China, will not let this detail go unnoticed.
Suddenly!
"The spokesperson fell down due to a guilty conscience. It seems that there may be a hidden secret!"
"Falling down?! Is this a sign of guilty conscience?!"
"This incident is by no means simple, and we will continue to report it eventually!"
A piece of similar news was posted instantly, causing even worse critical damage to the current Japanese official!
However, Nobi Chihaya had no time to worry about this.
He was sitting on the ground ashen, and the hair on his head instantly turned white!
It’s over! It’s completely over this time!
He never thought it would turn out like this!
It was obvious that they were sure of victory and victory, but why did it become like this in an instant!
Today's prestige has plummeted. The best outcome of this incident is that today the mute eats coptis!
They, a great country, were actually being fooled around by one person, and slapped them in the face one after another in front of them?!
He really felt pain on his face, not his own face, but today's face!
Once upon a time, they joked that Bangziguo was slapped crazily in the face by Lu Xiaobu alone!
However, when it came to them, they were all confused!
Their country was also beaten crazily by Lu Xiaobu alone! He was slapped crazily in the face!
Wait a minute!
Nobi Chihaya suddenly thought of a possibility, and instantly broke out in a cold sweat, sweating like rain!
Gudong!
He swallowed hard!
Could it be that Lu Xiaobu had already calculated everything before!?
Precision design step by step?!
The Bamboo Art Competition, Daochuan Society, Yasukuni Shrine Toilets, and press conferences were all intertwined, and together they caused tons of critical damage today!
To be honest, Nobi Chihaya would rather believe that all this is a coincidence than believe that it was designed by Lu Xiaobu!
After all, if all this was really designed by Lu Xiaobu, then this Lu Xiaobu simply cannot be described as terrifying!
People who can play tricks on others are called smart people!
Anyone who can fool an army is called a counselor!
Anyone who can play tricks on a country will become a traitor to everyone!
But, what should we call a person who can play tricks on other countries?!
Demon King?! Or God?!
It seems that there are only two titles!
Thinking of this, Nobi Chihaya seemed to see Lu Xiaobu in the sky, covering the sky with one hand!
fear!
Filled his heart!
…
Today's Royal Palace!
"Eight! Gate! Ya! Road! Eight grid! Yalu! Bagaya road!" Today's emperor is holding a samurai sword and slashing at the pillars around him crazily!
He had already regarded the pillar in front of him as Lu Xiaobu!
His eyes were blood red and he looked crazy!
How could he not be able to think clearly about things that Nobi Chihaya could think about?!
They are a great country, but they are actually being fooled around by such a little Lu Xiaobu?!
Shame! Shame!
He once said that this was one of the greatest humiliations of all time!
However, now, ‘one’ can be removed!
This is the most shameful thing ever!
"Ahhhhh!"
Today's emperor wildly waved his sword: "Where's the Prime Minister! Call him over! I'm going to chop him!"
"Well, Emperor, the old prime minister has resigned and the new one has not yet taken office."
A servant next to him said while wiping cold sweat.
Fortunately, he did not take office, otherwise he would probably have had two prime ministers replaced within a few days!
"Lu! Xiao! Bu! Go to hell! Go to hell! Go to hell!" Today's emperor continued to slash at the pillars frantically!
…
Parliament today!
"Why is this happening?! Why! Why!"
"Just one Lu Xiaobu?! Just one Lu Xiaobu?! Why does the entire Japanese Empire have to bow its head?!"
"Lower your head?! Do you think bowing your head is the end of it?! I have received news that the Chinese side is drafting a lawsuit against us for intentional arson and attempted murder!"
"Baga! Why?! Why!? Our Yingguo Sacred Toilets were burned by them! We can't hold them accountable! Now they want to hold us accountable?! Is there any justice left?!"
"Baga! Made! Fake! His grandma! I'm so frustrated!"
"Aggrieved?! There is something even more aggrieved! That is, there must be an outcome to this matter! Tell me, who is going to apologize!"
"Apologise?! Apologize to your mother! Whoever wants to be embarrassed or scolded will do it! I won't go! If you can't beat me, I won't do it!"
"I'm not going either!"
"That's right! Arrest those two retarded people who made arbitrary decisions before! And that spokesman!"
"..."
They all were furious!
If the frustration in their hearts could be turned into fuel, they would probably be able to find another habitable planet in a spaceship!
After all, those who have done something wrong do not need to be punished, and those who have been bullied have to find ways to apologize to avoid being held accountable!
This is the same as if someone slaps you, you can't resist, you can't cry out that it hurts, and you have to be careful and ask flatteringly: Does it hurt? Are you satisfied?! How about another slap! It's the same!
Just ask, is there anything more frustrating in this world than this?!
No! Absolutely not!
…
After receiving the order, the arresting officers rushed to the homes of the responsible persons who had discussed setting fire.
But I saw no people, only a few corpses!
Several corpses that committed suicide by disembowelment!
Oh, make no mistake, they are not here for any responsibility or anything like that.
They just know that if they are caught, the outcome will definitely be worse than death!
Therefore, it is better to commit suicide and leave a reputation for being conscientious and courageous in taking responsibility!
Hey! Wait! Did we accidentally discover the true essence of Bushido?! Cough cough cough!