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Chapter 947 I really want to be a joke

The Jianghu order of the Xue family was issued, and the Jianghu, which had been silent for a long time, began to slowly take action.

In cars, trains, and airplanes, people wearing monk robes and robes began to appear from time to time!

In the eyes of the general public, these people are nothing special.

At most, it would be like holding a Dharma conference or something like that.

However, in the eyes of some discerning people, they were almost frightened.

Yue Hongwei is a second-tier martial arts star. Although he is not as good as an international superstar, he is still well-known to a certain extent.

He was invited to participate in a reality show and needed to take an overnight train!

Of course, it's a soft sleeper.

"Clang clang clang!"

He knocked on the door and walked in.

The camera follows closely behind.

They wanted to film the reactions of the passengers sitting inside.

Their reactions are also one of the show's selling points.

However.

"I'm going!"

When the photographer saw the people inside, he immediately cursed!

What the hell?!

A small room for four people in total, one monk and two Taoist priests!?

In contrast, Yue Hongwei, who was supposed to be the outstanding star, turned out to be the most ordinary one!

The film crew almost cried, what kind of luck is this!?

Should I buy lottery tickets today?!

The film crew quickly began to discuss.

Finally, after some discussion, it seemed that this combination was quite fun!

Otherwise, give it a try!

If it really doesn’t work, just think of another way!

"Don't point your hand at me." A Taoist priest looked at the camera and frowned.

"We are a reality show, and we want to..." the camera crew explained aloud.

"I told you, don't point that thing at me!" The Taoist priest frowned again.

"Okay!" The film crew was helpless. They didn't cooperate, and they had no right to infringe on their film and television rights.

Just as everyone was retreating, a relatively young and energetic photographer muttered: "What are you pretending to be? You are not happy to be on TV! They are probably a group of fake Taoist priests and monks who came out to swindle money!"

After saying this, the expressions of the three people in the room darkened!

The Taoist priest who just spoke shook his hand slightly, and a peanut placed on the table was ejected.

"Crack!"

The peanut hit the young man's mouth accurately, causing him to cough immediately.

"Misfortune comes from the mouth, and disease comes from the mouth. Young people should pay more attention." The Taoist priest said lightly.

The young man was furious and ready to shout.

However, Yue Hongwei's eyes were full of shock: "You all get out! Get out!"

After hearing Yue Hongwei's words, the film crew looked at each other and all retreated.

The door is closed.

Yue Hongwei stood up straight and cupped his fists: "Junior, I have met three seniors!"

"Oh? Are you also a martial arts practitioner?" After hearing this, the guy who just threw the peanuts looked at Yue Hongwei and said, "Well, you are indeed a martial arts practitioner, but it looks like it has been abandoned for a long time.

Bar!"

Yue Hongwei suddenly smiled awkwardly: "But it has been abandoned for a long time."

He has practiced martial arts since he was a child, but after he embarked on the road to stardom, he indeed fell behind a lot in martial arts.

After all, the so-called martial arts stars use more showmanship than real skills.

After going back and forth like this, the two parties became acquainted and started chatting with each other.

"I wonder where the three seniors are going?" Yue Hongwei asked: "Could it be that something big happened in the world?"

"The Xue family issued an order for Jianghu." The Taoist priest nodded and said casually.

"Jianghu Order?!" Yue Hongwei's pupils suddenly shrank.

He had only heard of Jiang Hu Ling, but had never seen it before. He didn't expect to see it today.

What big thing happened in Jianghu?! You actually want to use Jianghu Order?!

"By the way, it just so happens that the target of this Jianghu Order is a man named Lu Xiaobu. Do you know anything about him? Can you tell us about it." The Taoist priest continued to ask.

"It turns out to be Master Xiaobu!" Yue Hongwei suddenly laughed bitterly.

When he heard this name, he suddenly felt that it was normal for Jianghu Ling to use it!

After all, the three words "Lu Xiaobu" have always been synonymous with making trouble!

"You really know him?" The Taoist priest raised his eyebrows: "You still call him young master? Are you his retainer?!"

Another Taoist priest and the monk also looked at Yue Hongwei, obviously they were also concerned about this issue.

"No, no, no, don't get me wrong, you three!" Yue Hongwei waved his hand quickly: "I am not his retainer. I even said that I have never seen Master Xiaobu with my own eyes until now. It's just that in the outside world, Lu Xiaobu is called Lu Xiaobu.

This is it!”

"Huh? If you're not a retainer, why do you need to address him with honor?" All three of them were a little puzzled.

"Because we don't want to call him uncle!" Yue Hongwei smiled bitterly: "We can only settle for the next best thing and call him young master! The things he did are too shocking!"

"For example?" The Taoist priest became interested.

"For example, burning down the Jingguo Sacred Toilet!" This was the first thing that popped into Yue Hongwei's mind!

"What?! The place burned down?!"

When the three people heard this, they stood up and asked in disbelief.

"Well, it was burned. I still have a video here. Take a look." Yue Hongwei also expressed his understanding of the delayed information from the three people.

After all, smartphones have only been around for a few years, so I guess these guys are the type who have always lived in seclusion and have never understood the changes in the outside world.

After the three of them watched the video, even the monk, who had always been calm and calm, showed a hint of ecstasy.

Not to mention two Taoist priests.

"Junior brother, such beautiful scenery is so stunning!" the older Taoist priest said excitedly.

"It should be so, but there is no wine!" The younger one, the one who had been talking just now, sighed.

"Wait a moment, you two. I'll go find some wine." Of course, the junior Yue Hongwei took the initiative and took care of the monk: "Master, you..."

"It's okay. Although the poor monk can't celebrate this beautiful scenery together, he shouldn't hinder it." The monk shook his head and said with a smile, "Little benefactor, go! Don't keep the two of you waiting for a long time."

"Okay!" Yue Hongwei hurriedly went out to find a drink.

He was laughing in his heart, because the burning of the Yingguo Sacred Toilet made the three of them so happy.

I really don’t know if these three people will turn around and go back when they know everything about Master Xiaobu!

Young Master Xiaobu, who was targeted by Jianghu Order, was shocked at first, but after thinking about it, he realized - this seems to be a joke!

Is there anyone in the world who is more powerful than Lu Xiaobu?!

It’s probably gone!

Thinking of this, he suddenly wanted to go to the Jianghu Order Conference and see how these people tried Lu Xiaobu!

What outcome can the trial produce?

He felt that, according to Lu Xiaobu's past urine behavior, something had to happen!


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