Sun Wanqi was stunned when she heard Lu Xiaobu's question. Then she thought that Lu Xiaobu had misunderstood, so she explained:
"Don't think too much about it. I'm not trying to antagonize you, or I'm deliberately going against you. It's just that this global tour has been scheduled for a long time, and I wanted to turn it down. But, just yesterday, there was a big earthquake today, so
I can’t push it anymore!”
She was also helpless, knowing that Lu Xiaobu had just burned down the Jingguo Sacred Toilet, and the people across the country had the strongest emotions towards today.
She shouldn't go there, either emotionally or rationally!
However, there was no choice but just yesterday, a major earthquake swept through today.
Now, she had to go. If she didn't go, she would probably be scolded by people all over the world, even her motherland.
Therefore, when Lu Xiaobu asked, she was a little helpless.
"This is not important." Lu Xiaobu waved his hand and said, with a slight curve in the corner of his mouth: "I mean, can you take me with you?"
"What are you going to do?" Sun Wanqi's hair stood on end, and she was so frightened that she even spoke a dialect and accent that she had not spoken for many years.
This Lu Xiaobu burned down the Jingguo Sacred Toilet last time. The whole country has already regarded him as a thorn in their side. Not to mention allowing him to enter the country, they are being magnanimous if they don't send someone to assassinate Lu Xiaobu.
Of course, being unable to defeat it is also one thing. This is the Chinese dynasty after all. If large-scale assassinations are not shown, then small-scale assassinations cannot be defeated.
However, now Lu Xiaobu actually wants to go to Japan again?
Are you crazy?! Or are you crazy today?!
"Don't worry about it, just say it's okay." Lu Xiaobu waved his hands and didn't bother to explain.
"This..." Sun Wanqi frowned and thought for a while, and finally agreed: "Okay, if I don't take you there, you have to go! However, you have to agree to three conditions!"
"Say." Lu Xiaobu nodded.
"First, there is the issue of your identity. If you want to use the name Lu Xiaobu to enter today, it is not a matter of whether I take it or not. They will probably shoot you directly!" Sun Wanqi said softly.
"Of course." Lu Xiaobu nodded.
"Second, when you get there, you can't hide anything from me. Since I took you there, I have the right to know!" Sun Wanqi continued.
"This..." Lu Xiaobu frowned, appearing hesitant.
"What? You don't believe me?" Sun Wanqi's face suddenly darkened: "Are you afraid that I will inform today?"
This disbelief was the greatest insult to her.
She didn't even ask Lu Xiaobu what he was going to do, she just agreed to take him there!
As a result, now she is distrusted by Lu Xiaobu!
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid of you snitching, but I'm worried that you won't understand." Lu Xiaobu explained seriously, shaking his head.
"Oh, that's it, that's okay." Sun Wanqi's expression improved a little.
result.
The next second, the expression on her face froze. She gritted her teeth and looked at Lu Xiaobu: "You mean, I'm stupid?"
"That's what I appreciate about you. You are particularly self-aware." Lu Xiaobu nodded seriously.
"Me! You!" Sun Wanqi was so angry that she almost jumped up and slapped him.
What does it mean to be self-aware?
That is to say, you really did say that I was stupid just now?
Lu Xiaobu, you bastard!
No, no, I can't be violent, no!
"Just tell me, that's my problem!" Sun Wanqi said through gritted teeth.
"Okay then." Lu Xiaobu shrugged and said, "What about the third one?"
"The third thing is to help me write a new song." Sun Wanqi suddenly became a little nervous.
Compared with the first two conditions, this is the condition that is more beneficial to her.
After all, all Lu Xiaobu's songs so far are classics.
Well, including the song that made her feel ashamed and made her meow like a cat while being forced to sing it every day!
"I'm so tired, I won't write." Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said.
"Let's make conditions!" Sun Wanqi straightened her body and felt like she was drawing a sword for a decisive battle.
"Cat Lady." Lu Xiaobu narrowed his eyes, chuckled, and glanced at Sun Wanqi up and down, imagining what she would look like when she put on the Cat Lady costume.
"Impossible!" Sun Wanqi gritted her teeth in anger.
The most her fans could do was ask her to sing and meow like a cat, but in the end, Lu Xiaobu actually dared to ask her to dress up as a bunny girl!?
Lu Xiaobu: "That's the most, I just don't do it!"
Sun Wanqi: "No! Can! Can!"
She was about to be blown away. What did you mean? What this meant was that Lu Xiaobu had planned to do something in the first place?!
Lu Xiaobu: "I will take a step back, only I can see it myself!"
Sun Wanqi: "It still doesn't work!"
Tell me honestly! Could it be that you originally planned to broadcast live?!
Lu Xiaobu: "Don't push yourself too far. I'll take a step back in the end. I won't take pictures or make any souvenirs. How about that?"
Sun Wanqi: "Lu Xiaobu, go to hell!!!"
She picked up the pillow on the sofa and smashed it over!
That bullshit lady image, no more!
This Lu Xiaobu is simply a bastard!
It turns out that in his mind, a simple sentence of dressing up as a bunny girl actually means using hands and feet, live streaming and taking photos?!
Damn your uncle Lu Xiaobu, you are bullying others too much!!!
"I'm leaving, you can go on your own today!" Sun Wanqi stood up with a cold face and walked out.
Originally you asked me to take you to today, but you acted like I was begging you!
"The plain embryo outlines the blue and white brush strokes, which turn from thick to light."
"The peonies depicted on the bottle are just like your first makeup"
"The scent of sandalwood comes through the window and I understand my thoughts."
"The pen is half written on the rice paper."
Lu Xiaobu hummed a tune leisurely and did not stop Sun Wanqi at all.
But Sun Wanqi's footsteps stopped instantly, and her face showed an expression of attentive listening.
And this expression is still gradually expanding.
What song is this?
What a great song! Absolutely a great song!
Moreover, it is also a Chinese style, which is exactly the style she has always been playing.
Simply perfect!
So, Sun Wanqi took two steps back and sat down again.
"Huh? You haven't left yet? Sister Lan, see you off." Lu Xiaobu said with his legs crossed.
"After coming back from today!"
Sun Wanqi gritted her teeth and said something irrelevant.
"Okay, I'm not in a hurry." Lu Xiaobu was immediately happy.
The diva is wearing a cat girl costume, it’s so exciting!
"Then I'm leaving! We'll leave the day after tomorrow, don't be late." Sun Wanqi gritted her teeth and turned around to leave.
But the moment she turned around, a sly smile appeared on her lips. Garfield is also a cat! Hey hey hey! Don't blame me, I learned from you!
Sun Wanqi is gone.
"Sister Lan, help me prepare a false identity and prepare to leave today!" Lu Xiaobu made arrangements.
Little devils, you didn’t expect it! Your grandpa is coming again! Hahahaha! Kneel down to greet him!