"The remnants of the Yellow Turbans come out and die! There is no way out for stubborn resistance! Come out quickly! Accept the people's trial! Try to be a good person in the next life!"
About a hundred Han army players from Guangzong's side were surrounding this small shabby house, but no one was willing to be the first to attack.
First of all, I want to emphasize that this is not because of cowardice.
There is a special section in the Tieba that records the personnel affairs of various players. Among them, a collection of player crashes called [Moments of Wisdom] is particularly popular.
For example, in an assassination mission, the player breaks through the door directly from the front, only to be swarmed by hundreds of swordsmen and chop it into a mosaic; or as soon as he enters the door, he steps directly into a trap pit and falls to death on the spot, etc.
The worst thing is that the author of this video is the unscrupulous official of "Wushuang".
As the saying goes, people are doing it and God is watching. If you make a fool of yourself and you can hide it from others, can you still hide it from the officials?
Of course, this [Moment of Wisdom] still has certain reference and educational significance. It has at least taught many people to use their brains when doing tasks, look around, and don't just act recklessly.
In short, it is always right to be cautious.
After the death penalty has been changed, it will cost a lot of money to die once. This mission is not a high-reward plot mission, so dying for it is not worth it.
If you are lucky enough to have a [wise moment], you will be embarrassed and thrown into grandma's house.
There are hundreds of teammates anyway, so why do you have to do such things by yourself?
The truth is this. The problem is that everyone here thinks so.
Three monks had no water to drink, that's why.
"People outside, listen, you are surrounded by me. Put down your weapons immediately and get out of here. Otherwise, when grandpa comes out, grandpa will kill you guys one by one."
Suddenly a rough male voice came from the room, it was Boss Wu himself.
The Han army players were not happy when they heard this. How dare you be so arrogant after being surrounded?
Just as everyone was packing up their weapons and preparing to attack, they were stopped by a player holding a big axe.
"Brothers, please calm down. This is obviously a way to provoke the generals. I'm afraid there is a trap in it."
The person who came was Fang Mufeng, a well-known local Han army expert in Guangzong. He was one of the top 100 characters in the Zhangjiao boss battle in the previous version. He was considered a big shot and his words were quite weighty.
"If you are capable inside, come out! Come out and the labor and management will let you fight with one hand!"
"Outside, if you have the ability, come in and I'll beat you to death with my hands, three feet, and even the spittle that comes out of your mouth!"
"You come out!"
"You come in!"
This elegant and easy-going confrontation lasted for more than half an hour.
There is no setting in the game where you can shout hoarsely, but unless you are a big boss from Zaun, this kind of high-intensity confrontation is actually very laborious. The Han army has already changed three or four main keys.
Although the boss Wu, who was hiding in the hut, sounded as energetic as ever.
But the vocabulary is relatively simple, with seven or eight sentences like "Come in and hit me if you have the ability" and "Are you pretty?" repeated over and over again.
But I can't stand it for a long time.
"Wait, something is wrong. Everyone, please shut up!"
The difference between masters and Cai Bi is that masters can always find clues in the details.
I heard that the Han army had ceased its troops, but the voices in the room were still shouting and cursing, which was particularly clear in the deserted village.
"You've fallen into a trap! Hurry, rush! Rush in!"
When a group of people broke into the door, they saw that the thatched house was already empty, but the sound of Boss Wu spitting out fragrance could still be heard in the air, which seemed extremely strange.
【Phantom Sound Curse】
Skill effect: A sound can be saved and played repeatedly in a designated area. The duration of this effect is determined by the mana input by the player in advance, and can be up to 2 hours.
The move called the recorder in the Yellow Turban Technique is notoriously useless. This sound does not have any harmful effects, and is directly blocked by the player. Generally, it is only used when the player performs a cool operation in the game and assigns himself a BGM.
Use it.
A large hole was made in the back wall of the thatched house with a weapon. Two footprints passed along the back wall and led into the forest not far away.
"Fuck, I was fooled."
In the mission requirements, there are a total of two enemies that the Han army needs to hunt down. Now with these two footprints, the people have basically run away.
"No, it's still wrong."
The voice that was scolding me just now must have been that of an adult man, but in the portrait of the mission, it was actually a mother and a son.
Obviously, there is another fish that slipped through the net.
Fang Mufeng looked around the room, but this typical poor family didn't even have a wooden bed or a place to hide.
Maybe I think too much?
"Check if there is a secret passage in the cellar. The others will follow me!"
The pursuit of the Han army failed, so they finally left and chased into the forest.
Not long after everyone left, at the corner of the thatched house, a puff of smoke dispersed, and three figures appeared out of thin air. It was Boss Wu and Huzi, mother and son.
[Illusion Hidden Curse]
Skill effect: Covering a one-foot square position with illusion magic has achieved the invisibility effect. No other spells can be used during the spell, and it cannot move. It can only deceive others with visual effects, cannot cover up the sound, and the spell will be automatically broken when attacked.
A weaker version of the illusion used by Zhang Jiao in the North Wudang Mountains.
I saw Huzi, his mother and his son hugging each other next to Boss Wu. The old woman tightly covered Huzi's mouth and nose with one hand, not daring to make any sound.
If all the bodyguards in the studio were present, even though it was more than 30 against 100, Boss Wu would still have the confidence to give the opponent a fight. However, the previous version update, Wu Liushou, as a good boss who is considerate of the people's sentiments, put a dent in the studio.
With paid leave, there are only two dads around who have been called back to work overtime just to comfort their children.
If the form is stronger than the person, it will be very helpless.
The two people who escaped from behind were naturally the father and mother duo, while Boss Wu used illusions to hide the mother and son in the corner of the room.
This is a plan to divert the tiger away from the mountain.
Of course, if the old woman's body hadn't recovered and she was really not suitable for a long journey, Boss Wu would have really hoped to take these two people and escape directly.
When Fang Mufeng inspected his surroundings just now, Boss Wu almost thought that this mission was going to be a failure.
But looking at the results, I finally got through it.
Under multiple misdirections, Fang Mufeng and other Han players quickly chased into the forest to hide and seek with the two studio brothers.
Taking this opportunity, Boss Wu also took the time to cook the last dose of decoction and talisman water, and fed it to the old woman to drink.
System prompt: "You successfully cured the strange old woman, your chivalrous bias +10."
"The Immortal is very righteous, and the civilian woman has no way to repay her kindness in saving her life. It's just that she doesn't have anything useful at home, and she only has this amount of money. She hopes that the Immortal will accept her..."
But Boss Wu waved his hands and said boldly: "Sister-in-law, you're welcome. It is my Taiping disciple's teaching to save the world and save people. Why should I care about mere vulgar things? I just have my true heart."
Are you kidding me? The medical fee alone is far more than this amount. Boss Wu is not a man who is short of money. He really doesn't take it seriously.
This small amount of money is probably the last possession of this NPC orphan and widowed mother, so I'd better be a good person and do it to the end.
Boss Wu was about to leave, but Hu Zi grabbed him by the corner of his clothes.
"Shangxian, I picked this up at the altar before and gave it to you."
It was difficult to refuse the child's gift, so Boss Wu touched Huzi's head and reached out to take the little talisman-like thing.
Taking a closer look, it was like being struck by lightning.