Facts have proved that sand sculpture decoration is really not suitable for group fights, unless you just want to make people laugh to death.
Wang Yiyuan looked around, surrounded by a dense crowd of seventy or eighty minions, holding various swords, guns, sticks, axes, axes, hooks and forks in their hands. They surrounded Wang Yiyuan in a chaotic manner. It was the old enemy [Big Bad Alliance] that Wang Yiyuan did not recognize yet.
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It doesn't look very serious.
"Hot Chicken King Yiyuan, you have been surrounded! You are dead today! You must be killed by us once today, otherwise we will kill you every time we see you in the future! Jiejiejiejiejie..."
The eldest sister, Wu Shuang, held a loudspeaker and stood in front of the team with an arrogant look. She looked like a... uh... Minion female bully who forced girls into prostitution.
"When did eldest sister go crazy?"
"Isn't it because you're falling out of love?"
"Fart! How can a eldest sister with such a fierce head have a boyfriend..."
"Poof!"
While several minions were talking, a knife came out directly from the chest of the last minion, but Wu Shuang wiped the knife in his hand and walked away as if nothing happened.
"...Friend!" In the team channel, the fire juice named Mei Ah Du, who had just been shown dead in battle, uttered the last word, and the body turned into white light peacefully.
On the eve of the war, the [Big Bad Alliance] announced its first battle casualties.
However, this episode did not quiet down the scene. On the contrary, the messy discussion became louder and louder.
"Damn it, silence me, silence me!"
"Slip away!"
"Come, come, burn some incense, burn some incense, dedicate it to our warrior Brother Du! Someone come and play some mourning music!"
"A bow!"
"Two bows!"
"Three bows!"
"Hey, you died so miserably, Ah Du!"
"Family members respond!"
Obviously, everyone is very skilled.
In a sense, this group of people is really suitable for the Minion skin, emmm... maybe they are seriously preparing to make the other party laugh to death.
"Poof!"
Suddenly Wang Yiyuan moved like the wind, his eyes were red, and the big knife in his hand suddenly thrust forward. A minion was skewered on the knife, and turned into white light on the spot.
"You were the one who wiped out my ultra-rare limited edition skin with shimmering special effects?"
Wang Yiyuan's eyes were lifeless, like a walking corpse. Today, in front of them was a Wang Yiyuan who had no emotion at all. In other words, Wang Yiyuan's heart had already died after he found out that nonsense.
"What is he talking about?"
"Don't know?"
"Are you being stupid by playing games?"
Normally, when you are blocked while playing a game, you either yell and fight for your life, or you say harsh words and run away. This is the first time that everyone has encountered this situation where my heart is already dead and I have no hope for life.
"Why are you standing there? Kill him!" Wu Shuang, as the eldest sister, was the first to react and commanded the chaotic army of minions to kill him.
There is a famous saying in the history of football in the 21st century called "It all depends on Benzema".
Someone must carry something like a pot. As for who it is, it doesn't matter how long it's not you.
So the inability to open the skin must not be because of me! It’s because of that arrow! It was that arrow that caused the damage!
For an African chieftain, the most terrifying thing is not not to deliver the goods at all, but this kind of shrimp and pig heart that gives hope and then kills it with his own hands.
So, someone has to pay the price!
Wang Yiyuan is covered in fine armor and has sophisticated weapons in his hands. His strength of 53 points is the best in the server.
And what about the minions on the opposite side? Most of them don't even have 40 points of vigor, and most of the weapons they carry are standard weapons given to novices for the trial. Armor? What is armor?
There’s no such thing as leveling up in this crappy game, so what can’t be solved with Krypton Life?
Well, obviously, [The Big Bad League] is not enough to touch the legendary one-life card-ripping plot.
The result is predictable. Wang Yiyuan rushed into the crowd like a tiger attacking a flock of sheep, chopping melons and vegetables along the way.
When have the minions seen such a formation?
Before the plot of the Yellow Turban Rebellion started, Han Dynasty was a standard society ruled by law. What everyone called fighting, except for the novice trial, was to occasionally catch thieves and beat up gangsters on the road. They could not be killed, otherwise they would be wanted by the government. Even if
Occasionally, I would plant a flag or open a red PK, relying on the strength of the [Big Bad Alliance]'s numbers to make the opponent escape without a fight.
And what about Wang Yiyuan?
During the novice trial, he met Xu Shu and was almost beaten to the street; he caught a snitch in the middle of the night, and the other party and a whole patrol team chased him around the city for two and a half times; when he sent a message, a whole team of Taiping Taoists ambushed him, and if he was beaten to death, he was torn apart immediately
Card; It’s rare to stay up all night and run away from a plot character-level boss.
This may be the advantage of African Emirates...
Equipment, attributes and even combat experience are completely crushed, just like a flying dragon... forget it, just pretend I didn't say it.
This feeling is like returning to the first chapter, the group of bandits that Wang Yiyuan just met. They just need to cut them and it's done. What kind of techniques? It's all clouds.
After cutting and rising, Wang Yiyuan suddenly felt that his body was full of power, but the Wushuang gauge was full. Wang Yiyuan made a prompt decision and used Wushuang in the crowd!
A burst of light flashed, and the long knife directly picked up three or four minions. After a series of slashes in the air, they turned into white light in the sky with a "Fuck, that's awesome" and never fell down again.
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In just a few minutes, Wang Yiyuan actually killed half of them!
Although the sand sculpture players in the chaotic camp have little discipline or combat effectiveness, one advantage is that they will never lose morale.
After all, when a group of players saw their companions being hacked to death by Wushuang, they said, "Damn it, it's so fun, I want to try it too." Wang Yiyuan seemed to be numb as a group of players even started fighting among themselves in order to fight to die.
Who are they and why should I fight them?
Because of that unboxing? What unboxing? Does it matter what comes out? Why should I care about the result of unboxing?
The leading female player died and was resurrected. She had been repeatedly hacked to death by Wang Yiyuan three times, but she was able to charge forward with full energy every time.
Wang Yiyuan suddenly understood the frustration of those bosses in the games he had played before who were overwhelmed by the number of people.
Being continuously besieged by a group of people who are not as powerful as you, but can't be killed, and like to scream, is simply mental pollution.
Wang Yiyuan had a feeling that he was the enemy of the whole world. Oh, that was not entirely true. The two minions who had been shooting arrows seemed to have killed as many players as him.
"Knock on the inside, don't shoot at me!"
"A dog is an undercover agent compared to you!"
"Change to melee combat! Let's go to melee combat!"
Listening to these guys roaring angrily and then dying, oh, suddenly I don’t hate archery players at all.
Wait, how did they shoot me in the first place?
Ah, I am so tired and want to die.
It has been more than two hours, and Wang Yiyuan has not died once, but he will really get tired even if he is just killing monsters.
run?
As soon as he ran, seven or eight minions came directly to block them. After finally killing them, they were surrounded again.
Can't you design a weak death?!!!
"Bitch thief, take your life!" It was still the female player named Wu Shuang. Her one-eyed minion body jumped high and actually used the long-lost move of Salted Fish Drawing Slash!
Aren’t you tired!???
Wang Yiyuan put down the long knife in his hand tiredly. He closed his eyes and opened his hands, deciding to throw it away immediately to end this farce.
It took a long time, but the knife didn't come.
Wang Yiyuan opened his eyes, and the surroundings were empty, as if he had just had a dream.
(=Д=)???
On the other side, in a university dormitory, Wu Shuang stared at the power cut off at 10:30, staring blankly.
My heart hurts so much, as if I have lost something most important.