Well, it wasn't that long ago, when Wang Yiyuan burned Luoyang, it was Diao Chan who secretly assisted, which made the burning of Luoyang successful.
"Oops! Sister Diaochan, you miss me so much, give me a hug... take care of yourself."
Ahem, don’t get me wrong. I, Wang Yiyuan, am a gentleman. I am definitely not the kind of hentai who even takes advantage of paper people. Just now it was a completely habitual reaction.
"The little girl Diao Chan has met her adoptive father, Mr. Wang."
Diao Chan calmly took a step back, rolled her eyes at Wang Yiyuan in an amorous manner, and bent down to give her a blessing.
Wang Yiyuan only felt that his mind was shaken - last time, Diao Chan was still covered with a veil, and now their eyes met, Diao Chan's unconcealable charm came to his face, and the voice like an oriole sounded, just like a small hand gently touching
It stirred Wang Yiyuan's heart moment by moment.
At this second, Wang Yiyuan only felt that his head was hot, his breathing was short, and his limbs were weak... Wait, I'm not sick, I don't want to be quarantined at home!
System prompt: "Your blood pressure and heartbeat have increased sharply. The system has judged that you are not suitable to continue playing the game and will automatically go offline in ten seconds. Ten, nine, eight..."
Diao Chan is indeed the two most successful masterpieces of the artists of "Wushuang" together with Zhao Yun. Fortunately, it is only in the game, otherwise Wang Yiyuan, a senior single who was pregnant with SOLO, might have fainted from blood loss on the spot.
Calm down, it's just a paper man!
Think of those teachers on the hard drive! Especially the face-changing master, Gang Leader Qiao!
The system prompts: "Your status has returned to normal, and the automatic offline protection function has been suspended. Please play the game moderately and pay attention to your health."
Tsk, what a risk, what a risk.
Thank you Teacher Biluo, Teacher Biluo is awesome!
Wang Yiyuan's eyes regained clarity. He turned his head with all his strength, put his right hand around Wang Yun's shoulders and pulled him aside, not daring to glance even a little in Diao Chan's direction.
"Master Situ, is there something wrong... This matter needs to be hidden, but as long as Ling Qianjin fights in the crowd, I'm afraid the entire Chang'an City will surround me, right?"
Wang Yun was very satisfied with Wang Yiyuan's reaction.
This can be regarded as a bad joke of Wang Yun - God knows how much effort he spent to resist Diao Chan's dazzling charm.
"Shouyi is indeed a careful person - but this is exactly what someone wants."
"You only need to do this and this. When you deliver the letter and escape from the palace, you can directly join the little girl's dog-licking team and no one will find you."
Is that so?
...Okay, whatever you say is what it is.
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Wang Yiyuan finally got rid of that bad look of dressing up as a woman.
I saw him, dressed in coarse cloth, with two towering mandrels on his head, his face as red as a monkey's ass with blush, combined with Wang Yiyuan's delicate baby face, he looked like a handsome little book boy.
"It's a pity, you are still a bit bulky."
Wang Yiyuan's current identity is that of a book boy who accompanied Wang Yun to the palace to assist in processing official documents. This appearance was specially designed by Diao Chan with a lot of effort - after finishing all the makeup, Diao Chan even touched Wang Yiyuan's strong body with unsatisfied feelings.
of chest muscles.
"Girl, please respect yourself!"
Wang Yiyuan jumped back as if he was electrocuted, holding his hands in front of his chest with a frightened look, which made Diao Chan lightly stomp her feet and let out a sweet cry.
There is no way, Wang Yiyuan doesn't want to be kicked offline again.
As Diao Chan said, the only problem is body size.
A book boy who looks like Nezha who is the face of a hundred thousand cold jokes is really eye-catching.
But right now there is no other choice.
Bringing a servant into the palace is inherently risky.
You are not allowed to bring weapons into the palace, let alone guards, book boys, or personal secretaries. This is the best explanation Wang Yun can give to the guards.
"Shouyi, please remember that in the palace, all the maids, guards, and attendants are Li Ru's eyes and ears. You will accompany me as my attendant. I will take you to sneak into the palace gate, and then you will be in the palace."
Find a place to hide in the palace and wait until dawn before coming out again. This is the map in the palace. Please keep it with you..."
Wang Yun is still a little worried - as a mole, he knows that he is like walking on a tightrope on the edge of a cliff. If he is not careful, he will be doomed.
I saw him pacing back and forth in front of Wang Yiyuan with his hands behind his back, mumbling endless instructions.
But Wang Yiyuan couldn't listen to even a single word.
This can’t be completely blamed on Wang Yiyuan——
Diao Chan had nothing to do, and kept making faces and sticking out her tongue at Wang Yiyuan. From time to time, she also deliberately imitated Wang Yun's speech. It really made it difficult for Wang Yiyuan, a man with normal blood and strong blood, to calm down.
His eyes were as if he had grown legs, and if he was not careful, he would tilt to the side.
"...In short, you should be careful in the palace. After delivering King Chen Liu's letter to His Majesty, you can jump out from the west side of the palace wall. Diao Chan will be waiting for you there. Do you remember?"
"Ah? Oh oh oh, remember."
Only if you remember it will there be ghosts.
But Diao Chan came over at the right time.
"Little brother, I'll see you later!"
After he finished speaking, he deliberately scratched the back of Wang Yiyuan's hand with his finger.
System prompt: "Your blood pressure..."
Tsk, vixen.
Can't afford to offend.
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Speaking of Diao Chan, we have to mention a rapidly rising player group in Chang'an City recently.
[Sister Diao Chan, I want to drink your foot washing water].
This is a loose alliance composed of dead otakus and hentai, and even the name carries a strong fishy smell.
Chang'an City is a mixed bag, with otakus from all over the country gathering here to exchange notebooks and advanced dog-licking experiences - unlike ordinary dog-licking, they are not interested in three-dimensional girls. Their goals are those in games or
A plot character who is innocent and cute, or charming, or mature and sexy.
Among them, Diao Chan, who is the mainstay of "Wushuang", is naturally the most popular one.
As we all know, otakus produce great gamers.
These people's equipment and attributes are not weak, and they especially like to cause trouble-for example, assassinate Dong Zhuo.
For them, Diao Chan is their goddess - and Dong Zhuo is the wretched fat man who wants to NTR them in the future.
The hatred of seizing your wife is unbearable!
It doesn’t matter if you fall in love with Lu Bu. After all, he is indeed good-looking and handsome. Who do you think Dong Zhuo is!
Everyone knows that everything is done to kill Dong Zhuo, the old thief - then, if we kill Dong Zhuo directly, wouldn't the goddess Diao Chan be safe!
Up to now, the [Sister Diao Chan, I Want to Drink Your Footwashing Water] guild has organized a total of 132 assassinations of Dong Zhuo. The assassination methods include raids, poisoning, arson, etc.
It is a pity that since Dong Zhuo lives in a deep palace and is protected by a large army and the ghost god Lu Bu, so far, no one has managed to get within ten feet of Dong Zhuo.
This is also expected.
Regardless, the assassinations continued.
"Be careful on the road, boss. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Once a strong man is gone, he will never be seen again..."
"Feng, you are paralyzed! Why are you pretending to be a literary youth? You can't say something auspicious!"
As we all know, after reading this poem, Jing Ke went to assassinate Qin Shihuang and died miserably.
Players will not really die, but all players who participated in the assassination of Dong Zhuo will be wanted by Dong Zhuo's forces and will not be able to enter Chang'an City again - so strictly speaking, everyone only has one chance.
"Everyone, I'm going!"
"Go, we will help you take care of sister Diao Chan!"