Although the palace was heavily guarded, Dong Zhuo was hiding in the Weiyang Palace and drinking and drinking every day.
But the persistent assassins always find ways to sneak in and launch surprise attacks on Dong Zhuo in the most unexpected places.
There was originally a Cangchi in Weiyang Palace, which was where water was stored in the palace.
After Dong Zhuo took over, he drained all the water in Cangchi, poured countless fine wines into it, and called it the "wine pool" as a place for his own enjoyment.
At that time, Dong Zhuo was playing with the palace maids near the wine pool.
I saw him naked falling from the sky like a cannonball, jumping into the wine pool, but I didn't expect that a figure holding an Eight-Zhan Sword emerged from under the pool, and the light of the sword was directed towards Dong Zhuo's crotch from bottom to top.
Get it off!
Hiding in the wine pool is a genius idea.
In the late Eastern Han Dynasty, the brewing technology was not yet developed. The wine was always mixed with various impurities and looked turbid. It was just enough to avoid Dong Zhuo's sight, making it a good place to hide.
The wine pool was a forbidden place for Dong Zhuo to enjoy himself. Here, Dong Zhuo wore no clothes and no self-defense weapons.
The most important thing is that only beautiful women are allowed to enter the wine pool and meat forest, and even Lu Bu can only wait outside.
Of course, there are also some negative effects.
The assassination almost succeeded.
Dong Zhuo felt a chill on his crotch, as the blade almost touched his skin and passed under him.
"Fuck, it was cut crookedly?"
[Drunk and tipsy]: Vitality judgment +10%, attack has a small chance of missing the target.
There was only a slight chance that the big mosaic under Dong Zhuo's crotch would be separated from his master forever.
It's all a dog's fault. What's so good about a fat little black guy? This confusion caused me to make a mistake in judgment.
Even Dong Zhuo couldn't keep calm under such an attack.
All a man wants in his life is power and sex.
Now that Dong Zhuo is successful in his career and has power over the world, it is time for him to be proud of himself - if the killing blow just now had been achieved, Dong Zhuo would have lost the greatest joy in his life.
Dong Zhuo was stunned for a moment when he was attacked, and the next second, he suddenly jumped up from the wine pool as if he was electrocuted. He turned around and ran away without even wearing any clothes, screaming like a slaughtering pig as he ran.
"Catch the assassin!!!"
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As an assassin, even before sneaking into the palace, Huang Braised Chicken (a supporting role) was prepared for the failure of the assassination.
This is Dong Zhuo. According to the development of the plot, he will be killed by Lu Bu and activate [Wenhe Chaoswu].
It's not that easy to change the course of the plot.
But... there are so many pursuers!
The hatred of killing the chicken... No, it should be the hatred of the attempted chicken killing, which is irreconcilable.
Dong Zhuo has gone crazy.
"Search him! Catch him! Labor and management want him to die!"
With one order, all the defense forces in the entire palace were mobilized.
Soldiers from Dong Zhuo's army poured out from all directions, in front, behind, left and right, and soon surrounded the braised chicken. He could only wave the Eight-Zhan Dao in his hand desperately, trying to cut his way through the crowd.
The Ba Zhan Dao is a unique weapon of modern martial arts Wing Chun. It is held in each hand. The blade is short and powerful, but the sword skills are deadly.
Although the name of Braised Chicken is not very reliable, he has actually put some effort into this sword skill - he saw his two swords flying like butterflies, his movements were sharp and deadly, and he wiped out a sneak attack with his wave of his hand.
Soldier's neck.
Unfortunately, short weapons are just short weapons after all.
In this dense siege of people, the attack range of short weapons is limited. No matter how fast you swing your knife, you can only watch the gap you just opened being filled by more enemies.
"Master Dong has an order. If you catch the assassin, you will be rewarded!"
A slightly sharp voice sounded, and then a figure was seen approaching quickly like a ghost, and a sharp sound broke through the air.
With years of experience in planting flags with other players, Braised Chicken lowered his head almost subconsciously.
The next second, a slender soft sword pierced out of the darkness like a poisonous snake, almost passing over his head.
"Good work! Then let us play with you!"
The person who came was about sixty years old, with a fair complexion and no beard on the chin. One hand was shaking a sword flower, while the other hand was holding up an orchid finger. His face was full of smiles, but it made people shudder for no reason.
"Dead eunuch? Hermaphrodite? Rotten ass?"
When it comes to how to annoy NPCs, Zaun players always have some special methods - with just nine words, the smile on the old eunuch's face disappeared.
"court death!"
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"Wow~ That's awesome!"
"I'm going to catch up, I'm going to catch up! Damn it! That's awesome! You can run away too!"
"666, oh, do you want to eat melon seeds?"
As the saying goes, watching the fun is never too big a deal.
On the Hongtai, Wang Yiyuan took out a pile of dried fruits from nowhere, brought two mats, and sat on the floor with Liu Bian, watching the live broadcast of the melee downstairs with great interest.
"By the way, why don't you run away now?"
"Hey! It's not like you're here for me anyway, and if you can't escape, the worst thing you can do is die once. If you miss this good show, it will be gone!"
In a sense, Wang Yiyuan is a typical gossip.
Anyway, it's not for him. What's more, in order to round up this bold assassin, the area has been surrounded by soldiers - if he goes down now, he will fall into a trap.
"Hey, there's something interesting about these two below!"
It has started to rain heavily outside.
The braised chicken holds eight swords in both hands. The swordsmanship is elegant and agile, and the light of the sword dances wildly, like a civet cat exploring its claws;
The old eunuch on the other side is holding a soft sword. The sword technique is gloomy and strange, specializing in stabbing the fatal place, like a poisonous snake spitting out a message.
The two men were intertwined and their swords struck each other. It was a chess match where the opponent was about to meet a good talent. Even the rain curtain falling from the sky was forced to move away amidst the light and shadow of the sword, but the fight was extremely beautiful.
You know, playing beautifully is not something just anyone can do.
In the game, if players rely on moves learned from NPCs to fight against each other, most of the time the situation will be reduced to a turn-based game - you cut me, I will cut you.
Blocking or dodging the enemy's attacks while also taking into account counterattacks is a real challenge for most otakus who have no fighting foundation - or, in other words, have never even fought.
It was not until later that players discovered that rolling and attacking at the same time could easily avoid the problem just now.
For example, Wang Yiyuan often uses such tricks to fight NPC generals.
This move takes into account both attack and defense. The only problem is - it's ugly.
Like the man in the audience, he is a rare master who can fight NPCs "back and forth".
Having said that, the "master" Braised Chicken was gradually unable to hold on under the siege of the old eunuch and the soldiers.
"Hermaphrodites suck! You don't follow the moral principles of the world! A manly man, you have the guts to fight in a one-on-one fight!"
"Jie Jie Jie, but I am not a manly man in our family."