[Post Bar], an idle programmer found inspiration after learning about a certain abnormal human activity center in the 21st century, and embedded a small program in the game "Wushuang".
Here are all the grumpy old guys from "Wushuang", netizens and cloud players.
Well, the cloud players here specifically refer to the old guys who haven't even passed the novice trial but are giving advice on the forum to create genres.
The server has just been launched, and everyone is busy getting familiar with the game. Enthusiastic bosses will publish some guide-oriented strategy posts to help the bad guys quickly get familiar with the game, and gain some 666 from the salty fish by the way.
In [Post Bar], the top three most popular posts recently are "Big Boss Teaches You How to Fight Combos", "Guidelines for Clearing the Novice Trial" and "The Stories I Have to Tell about Brother Yun and Brother Yun in the Novice Trial", etc.
Wait, there seems to be something strange mixed in.
Wang Yiyuan swore that he was here to check the strategy. In this encounter with Xu Shu, the opponent only used the most basic fixed moves and almost beat Wang Yiyuan to death on the spot. But when he saw this title full of the style of a third-rate female novel
, but couldn’t control his hands and clicked in.
The content of the post is actually very simple. It roughly describes that the poster named Guo Tutu (female, calling herself) met the intrusive Brother Yun during the novice trial. As a member of the Zilong support group, she frantically harassed Brother Yun and was eventually killed.
The story of Brother Yun who couldn't bear it and shot him to death.
If we were to rate a male protagonist in "Wushuang", then Zhao Yun would definitely be one of the earliest characters released in "Wushuang". Because of his outstandingly handsome modeling and his loyal and courageous character, Zhao Yun's popularity has always been high.
, before the release of "Wushuang", the game official made a lot of money by selling Zhao Yun's peripherals.
Even offline, Zhao Yun has his own support group called "Zhao Yun Protector Association". It can be said that "Wushuang", a game full of male hormones, can attract about one-third of female players. Zhao Yun's modeler
Indispensable contribution.
Their slogan is: "No matter who you are, as long as you like Zhao Yun, we are all sisters."
Under the author's writing style, this silly-sounding story has a sense of déjà vu in a love ethics drama.
Especially some bad wording, such as "Zhao Yun shoots a spear seven times in and seven out". As a new era novel that conforms to core values, promotes positive energy, and flourishes both style and style, this book will not be reprinted.
Of course, there are also several screenshots of photos taken with Brother Yun. This author is also very ruthless and even recorded the scene where Brother Yun beat her to death on the spot.
[Brother Yun, let go of that little bitch and hit me head-on!]
[Get out of my way, Brother Yun is mine]
【Brother Yun, I can do it!】
…
The comment area was filled with the crow of chickens and laughter, and members of the Zhao Yun Protection Association expressed their disgust at the poster for encountering Zhao Yun's intrusion in the novice trial.
No one cared that Guo Toutou failed the novice trial because he offended Brother Yun.
Wang Yiyuan scratched his head, suddenly having a bad taste, opened the virtual keyboard and replied to this post: "Actually, if you do the task well, maybe, maybe, you can probably add Brother Yun as a friend..."
Attach a photo of successfully adding Xu Shu as a friend and click to send.
Plan pass.
The reason why a boss is a boss is that even when playing games, others can be dozens of steps ahead of you.
At a time when many players have not even mastered the operation of the game and are still being tried by novices from all walks of life, including bandits, evil gentry, and thugs, people have already begun to analyze how to maximize profits in the novice trials, and
The subsequent plot will choose the advantages and disadvantages of the Yellow Turban and the Dahan.
And now, Wang Yiyuan has finally taken the first step to become a big boss.
Reluctantly closing the strange post that was extremely coquettish and whose style gradually turned towards 404, Wang Yiyuan returned to the game.
The system prompts: "Dear Yiyuan Wang, welcome back to "Wushuang"!"
System prompt: "You have completed the novice trial. You have been officially called a member of the Three Kingdoms. If you choose the long sword as your weapon, you have a chance to change the initial weapon for free."
【whether】
"yes."
The system prompts: "Please select your initial birthplace. Special reminder. Players who want to join the Yellow Turban Uprising plot are recommended to choose Luoyang [Han Camp] or Julu [Yellow Turban Camp] as their birth point. Select other areas. This can be done by participating in the local
Rebels or Yellow Turban uprising forces participate in the plot."
In order to restore the game (cheat points), in the early stage of the game, everyone’s only means of transportation was expensive carriages and horses, passing the No. 11 bus to conquer the world.
Choosing your birthplace is the only opportunity to move quickly around the map for free.
According to the original novel of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Yellow Turban Army had the upper hand in the early stages of the Yellow Turban Rebellion and even surrounded Luoyang for a time. However, within a few months, they were defeated and suppressed by the Han coalition forces led by Lu Zhi, Huangfu Song and Zhu.
The Yellow Turban Army, almost single-handedly, fought against the entire chaotic world of the late Han Dynasty, when monsters appeared in large numbers.
So his failure is almost inevitable.
According to the plot setting of "Wushuang" where death is torn apart after death, this is obviously a very high-risk choice. The high risk certainly brings high returns. Zhang Jiao has three volumes of the Book of Heaven given by the immortals in his hand. The Yellow Turban Army is almost the only one that can make players
A way to learn spells early in the game.
Wang Yiyuan has no interest in the three volumes of the Heavenly Book, "only the most resourceful and resourceful people can understand the magic", and he is just a reckless man with a strategy of only 10.
Rebellion can be done by anyone who likes it. I, the king, just want to help the Han Dynasty today!
Wang Yiyuan glanced at his package.
"Choose your birthplace, Yingchuan."
"Okay, the scene is loading... Yingchuan..." The login interface flashed with a halo like water waves again, and the next second, Wang Yiyuan appeared on a carriage.
"Sir, this is the boundary of Yingchuan." An NPC who looked like a coachman pulled up the curtain of the carriage, but the outside had turned into a bustling city.
"Brother, do you know how to process? The [Xiong Tianxia] guild has recruited new members. We have a lot of girls with good benefits here. The president is especially good at talking. Now there are... wuwuwu..." A man carrying a pole took a look.
They are DIY players. When they saw Wang Yiyuan getting off the carriage, the players who signed the banner of "Domination of the World and Recruiting New Players" surrounded him. They excitedly pulled Wang Yiyuan and introduced their guild loudly, almost spitting on Wang Yiyuan's face...
...Then, he was covered by the NPC guard and dragged away.
"No loud noises are allowed in Yingchuan City! The civilized game starts with me! ... It's you again! This time I won't punish you until you lose everything!"
"Hahaha, this is the third time today. This is just a joke."
"We are accepting apprentices, we are accepting female apprentices, we are accepting beautiful apprentices!"
"...Brother and sister, please give me some silver coins to buy weapons..."
…
Throughout the city, the sounds of NPCs hawking, players chatting irritably, and even the chirping of insects and birds mixed together. This is the so-called online game.
Wang Yiyuan took a deep breath.
Damn it, has the smell of cow dung been restored?
Listen to this, in the boudoir of a certain nymphomaniac girl.
"Ahhh, what did I miss?"
The girl who was happily browsing the forum suddenly let out a shrill scream, then grabbed her hair and rolled around on the bed like a hamster.
嘤嘤嘤~ It’s so difficult for me.
Guo Tutu is one step closer to truly becoming bald.