Chapter 297: There can be many houses, but there is only one home.
On New Year's Eve, Han Fei woke up early because of the little girl's torment. When he opened his eyes, he found that the little girl had changed into a very cute Tang suit.
The co-writer just wanted Han Fei to praise her for her beauty, but Han Fei didn't say anything and went to the bathroom to wash up in his pajamas. As a result, the little girl followed Han Fei like a follower.
Dong Jie looked amused for a while, but she didn't say anything. Just like that, the little girl finally couldn't bear it any longer: "Brother, brother, do you think I'm pretty today?"
Han Fei almost swallowed the toothpaste foam and quickly vomited it out while retching. As a result, the little girl became angry: "Humph, bad brother, you still need to vomit if it doesn't look good? I hate it."
"Haha~~~" Dong Jie and Han Xiao both laughed until their stomachs ached.
During breakfast, the little girl sat directly next to Han Xiao, far away from Han Fei, with a look like "I'm angry and can't be coaxed." No matter how Han Fei tried to please him, it was useless.
Han Fei had no choice but to use his trump card: "Well, can my brother take you to the zoo?"
"Well, are there giant pandas in the zoo?" The little girl rolled her eyes.
"Of course, there are not only giant pandas, but also red pandas." Han Fei said and took out his mobile phone to show the photos to the little girl.
Unexpectedly, the little girl looked at a few pictures and then pouted and said: "Humph, brother is lying, why do giant pandas and red pandas look nothing like each other?"
Han Fei: ...Nonsense, these are two species at all. Can they look alike?
"Then Beibei doesn't look like mom. Did you pay for her phone bill?" Of course, this kind of question doesn't bother Han Fei. When it comes to deception, he really hasn't been afraid of anyone.
The little girl didn't cry when she heard it, but she pulled Dong Jie and asked her what recharge was.
Han Xiao couldn't stand it, so he patted Han Fei on the head and scolded him with a smile: "You bastard, can you be a little brother?"
"That's right, he talks too much." Dong Jie was left speechless by her daughter's question, so she could only vent her anger on Han Fei.
However, he finally made the little girl forgive Han Fei. After breakfast, Han Fei took his family of four to the zoo. Originally, the little girl was held by Han Xiao, but soon she ran to Han Fei in a coquettish way.
On Fei's shoulders, the reason is naturally that Han Fei is taller than Han Xiao, so he can see it more clearly.
Dong Jie and Han Xiao haven’t been to the zoo for a long time, especially Dong Jie, let alone the zoo. Ever since she gave birth to this girl, she rarely even went to the park. Han Xiao secretly grabbed Dong Jie and ran away, okay?
It's easy to get rid of the little girl and live in their world together. It's a rare opportunity.
Han Fei turned around and found that the person was missing. Unfortunately, this heartless little girl was clamoring to see the giant pandas. Han Fei could only carry her to the panda house. Fortunately, the little girl was not heavy, so he just treated her like a panda.
Got fit.
In the panda house, the little girl yelled for a long time, but the fat guys ignored her, which made the little girl depressed for a long time. Finally, she waved her hands: "Huh, disgusting, I don't like pandas anymore."
Come on, brother, let’s go see the red pandas.”
Well, you have to suffer the consequences of what you have done.
After playing in the zoo for a day, Han Fei completely became a daddy. Not only did he play wildly with the little girl, but he also had to take care of her food, drink and toilet. The most embarrassing thing was going to the toilet. The little girl refused to go to the men's toilet.
Han Fei could only give a female staff member 100 yuan to help take the little girl to the toilet.
"Brother, brother, I want to eat marshmallows." The little girl also took advantage of Dong Jie's absence and hurriedly enjoyed all the things she was not allowed to eat on weekdays.
After taking care of a child for a day, Han Fei came to a deep understanding. No wonder people on the Internet say that the reason why schools have winter and summer vacations is because the children must be handed over to the parents before the teachers go crazy. The reason why schools start is to prevent the parents from going crazy.
, hand the child to the teacher.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, Han Fei returned to the parking lot with the sleepy little girl in his arms. At this time, Dong Jie and Han Xiao arrived late. They ignored the two irresponsible parents. Han Fei just hugged the little girl.
He sat in the back seat and threw the car keys to Han Xiao.
"Hey, I've never driven this car before. I want to feel the difference between a luxury car and my old Buick." Han Xiao proudly held up the car key.
Han Fei's heart moved: "How about I give you this car? I'm going to get a new one."
"Come on, come on, this car consumes so much fuel, I can't afford to burn it." Han Xiao refused.
Han Fei had no choice but to shrug and not mention it. When he got home, Dong Jie started to prepare the New Year's Eve dinner. Han Xiao was doing the preparations. The little girl also woke up and started to work lively again. She had to admit that raising a child
There is really too much to pay.
"If, in the future, I have a child, will I have so much patience?" Han Fei suddenly asked this question out of nowhere.
"Let's have New Year's Eve dinner." Dong Jie ordered, and the family of four came to the table and ate the steaming hot meals with happy smiles on their faces.
This is why Han Fei came back directly from his new home after Zhang Yue left. You can have many houses, but you only have one home.
After dinner, Han Fei and Han Xiao took out their long-lost PS4s and started a fierce battle. The little girl acted as the troublemaker. Anyway, whoever had the advantage would cause trouble for the other.
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Han Fei didn't know that at this time, the Spring Festival Gala program team was facing an unprecedented embarrassing situation. The ratings had reached a new low in the past. Although the Spring Festival Gala ratings have been declining in recent years, who would have thought that this year there would be a cliff-hanging
of decline.
Moreover, complaints about programs on the Internet are becoming more and more bitter and even harsh, especially for language programs. The sketches have no new ideas and rely on Internet jokes. This is no longer a new term.
Those who talk about cross talk are basically scolded, and they often compare Han Fei's "Letter from Shanxi Family", but they are criticized as useless.
Even the behind-the-scenes teams of these crosstalk actors have begun to defend them. Unfortunately, netizens still don't buy it. They just say: Don't put all the responsibility on the review. Who used the "Shanxi Family Letter" to plagiarize their works before?
Didn’t it pass the review as usual?
If you don't have the ability, step down and give way to someone more talented. Don't hold on to your position. Young actors can't come up. You lick your face and say that young actors are losing their generation. Have you ever given young people a chance?
Netizens did not save them any face. Several "highly respected" seniors actually stated on Weibo that they would permanently withdraw from the Spring Festival Gala stage to make way for young people.
Of course, there are also those shameless ones who won’t stand down until they die, and you scold them, but it doesn’t stop me from making money anyway.
The whole incident really caused a big shock in the circle. Han Fei's name is also remembered by many cross talk fans, and he has even gained a certain reputation in the entire comedy industry.