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Chapter 445 The peacock flies southeast and hangs from the southeast branch

"The peacock flies southeast and lingers for five miles. It lingers under the garden tree and hangs on the southeast branch."

Yun Buliu touched the back of the purple peacock and smiled, and the purple peacock also followed suit.

These two lines of poems, which were originally unrelated, were "cleverly" combined by him. I originally thought of the somewhat sad story, but suddenly I thought it was a little funny.

He couldn't help but think of the Netluo song "Hanging from the Southeast Branch" and hummed it casually.

It is better to work hard than to be strong when you are young, and hang yourself from the southeast branch.

In this door last year today...

After the new rain in the empty mountain, it hangs from the southeastern branches.

If you want to see a thousand miles away, hang yourself from a branch in the southeast.

There are no relatives or friends, so I hang myself on the southeast branch.

If you are not satisfied with your life in this world, it is better to hang yourself on the southeastern branch.



Xiao Xiangji, who came down from the cliff with Xiaobai in her arms, originally just wanted to see the beautiful big bird that Yun Buliu brought back from somewhere, but she heard him singing happily.

Then as they listened, Xiao Xiangji and Xiao Bai were a little dumbfounded. What kind of song is this?

Are those verses like that?

Why is it different from what he (she) taught?

Xiao Xiangji looked at Yun Buliu in confusion, while Xiaobai looked at Xiao Xiangji in confusion.

Xiao Xiangji's poems were taught by Yun Buliu himself, while Xiaobai's poems were taught by Xiao Xiangji.

Yun Buliu sang and began to read the monologue again.

The road is long and blocked, so it is better to lie down high and eat a lot of food.

If we don't meet each other in life, it's better to lie down high and eat extra meals.

Driving to the ancient plains is not as good as sleeping high and having a meal.

If you park your car and sit in the maple forest at night, it is better to lie down high and have a meal.



Upon hearing this, Xiao Xiangji knew that this was definitely made up by Yun Buliu, because the verses in it were obviously excerpted from some poems.

Some of those poems she had learned, some she had not.

She had learned the phrase "stop and sit in the maple forest at night", and she still clearly remembered that the next sentence was clearly "frost leaves are as red as February flowers", which was not "lying high and eating extra" at all.

Yun Buliu obviously didn't realize what kind of impact and distress his random singing would bring to Xiao Xiangji.

After finishing singing, Yun Buliu turned around, smiled proudly at her and said, "How was it? Doesn't this song sound interesting? Do you want me to teach you how to sing it?"

When Xiao Xiangji heard this, she immediately shook her little head like a wavy drum, "No, no, no, brother Yun, I'm going to be confused by you now. The phrase 'after the new rain in the empty mountain' does not mean 'the weather will come late in autumn'"

'? How did it become 'self-hanging southeast branch'?"

Hearing what Xiaoxiang said, Yun Buliu couldn't help but burst into laughter◇Ling Ling Kanshu.com◆, remembering those middle school and high school students who were brutally harmed when this song became popular on the Internet.

Thinking of those people who were so poisoned by this song and scratched their heads when they filled in the blanks with poems in the Chinese language test, he couldn't help but smile evilly.

Obviously, Xiao Xiangji and Xiao Bai have also been poisoned by him.

If he hadn't had a very good memory now and could slowly search for things he couldn't remember in his memory, he would probably be as troubled as those students.

After he heard the song and saw those verses, he was completely led astray.

Moreover, this song contains more than 80 ancient poems. Yun Buliu basically read through them at first, but in the end he was led astray, and he accidentally made the wrong sentence in his mouth.

Therefore, although this song is very powerful and makes people sing along catchy, its 'poison' to some middle school and high school students is real.

Seeing Yun Buliu's malicious smile, Xiao Xiangji wanted to give him a beautiful eye roll, but after thinking about it, she gave it up and asked instead: "Is this 'Self-Hanging Southeast Branch' another poem?

"

Yun Buliu suppressed his smile, sighed softly, and said: "It's not these peacocks that are causing trouble. It reminds me of a story called "The Peacock Flies Southeast". That is really a sad story, no

Just say it!"

Xiao Xiangji: "..."

After being stunned for a moment, Xiao Xiangji nodded in agreement.

She also has many sad stories! There is no need to listen to other people's stories.

"Are these big birds called peacocks?" Xiao Xiangji asked: "Why are they called this name? Is there any special meaning?"

Yun Buliu shook his head and said: "It doesn't have any special meaning. The word 'Kong' in the Chinese language of our earth tribe means 'big', 'prosperous', 'beautiful', etc., and 'que' refers to a bird, so

'Peacock' actually means 'big bird' and 'beautiful bird', that's what it means."

While Yun Buliu was explaining to Xiao Xiangji, he took out his long sword, walked towards the bamboo forest, and said, "You continue to study! I will cut down some bamboos and build a small nest for these peacocks."

Xiao Xiangji looked at the sky and said, "Brother Yun, I'll grill you a barbecue!"

Yun Buliu nodded and said: "That's fine!"

So Yun Buliu went to chop bamboo, while Xiao Xiangji carried a new butcher knife to cut meat.

The previous kitchen knives and pig-killing knives were no longer useful against those prehistoric giant beasts, so at Xiao Xiangji's suggestion, Yun Buliu refining a special metal kitchen knife and hunting knife.

Not to mention other things, these seemingly ordinary kitchen knives and pig-butchering knives are made of magic weapon-level materials. Coupled with the forbidden runes blessed on them, they have already entered the ranks of magical weapons.

As soon as Yun Buliu and Xiao Xiangji left, the silly heroes of Goose Village in the lake started to scream.

It was as if their territory had been invaded by other birds, but before this guy Yun Buliu, who had been their neighbor for decades, was there, they didn't dare to talk. Once he left, they couldn't help but want to talk to him.

These new guys talked about it.

Speaking of which, many of these swans have died of old age.

The time of more than thirty years may not be long, but it is not short either.

At first, Yun Buliu thought about training a few swans, but then he thought that goose knights didn't sound good, so he didn't mention that idea again.

Speaking of which, those swans are actually not ugly, but their colors are not as bright as those peacocks.

And those peacocks seemed to have sensed the provocation from Shayong from Goose Village, and started to cry out along with them.

Hearing the cries of Silly Yong and those peacocks in E Village, Yun Buliu looked back and thought that since he wanted to cultivate these peacocks, he could also cultivate a few white swans!

Yun Buliu came to the bamboo forest, chopped a few bamboos, removed the branches and leaves, and then just threw the bamboos beside the small bamboo building.

Seeing the bamboo that suddenly fell from the sky, the fools and peacocks in E Village were all startled. They both shut up and looked at Chao Yun Buliu.

"Don't push me too hard. If you push me harder, I'll have extra food tonight!" Yun Buliu glared at them.

Those fools in E Village seemed to sense Yun Buliu's malice, and turned their heads one after another, returning to the lake as if nothing had happened.

A few peacocks did not feel this way. They held their heads high and screamed as if they had won.

ps: Five updates, call it a day! Good night everyone!


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