Xiao Yu'er's childhood can be said to be quite happy.
At least it was much happier compared to his father Yun Buliu's childhood.
Yun Buliu was once just an ordinary person. Although he spent his childhood in the mountains and ravines, at that time he could only play in the mud and catch loaches.
I was forced to go to school at the age of seven. There was no kindergarten in their area at the time.
There are actually very few children who really like to study. In the kind of exam-oriented teaching atmosphere, most children are quite tired of studying.
Yun Buliu is also one of them.
But things were different when Xiao Yuer Yun Qi started. As parents, Yun Buliu and Xiao Bai never forced him to learn anything, even though this little guy was extremely talented and outstanding.
In this mountain and wilderness, Xiao Yu'er is like a little devil in troubled times. Under the leadership of another former female devil, he has conquered one mountain top after another.
His mother would often dress him up when he went out, but when he came back he would look bruised and swollen, but he always looked arrogant.
Xiaobai felt very distressed when he saw it, but Yun Buliu never cared about it and didn't let Xiaobai take care of it.
His attitude was not to scold or lecture, but to just let him go.
Yun Buliu naturally knew who had caused his son to come back with a bruised nose and a swollen face, but when his son's life was not in danger, he felt there was no need to pay any attention to it.
Only after his son came back with a bruised nose and face for the first time, Yun Buliu imported many cultivation methods into the No. 6 Thunder God System.
He knew that this was actually an opportunity.
If the little kid is forced to learn something, the little kid will definitely feel resentful, just like Xia Tianxiang once did. If she is forced to study, she will be lazy and cunning.
With this lesson in mind and the fact that his son is still young, Yun Buliu doesn't have to worry anymore.
And with the secret guidance of the No. 6 Thor System, the little guy's journey of fighting with those super beasts in the mountains and wilderness during his childhood has gone further and further.
In fact, the super beasts who fought with him all knew whose child this little devil was, so the fight was a fight, but no one would be killed.
Seeing Yun Buliu being so indulgent towards his son, Yan Tianxiang felt extremely unbalanced.
How happy would she have been if her master had treated her like this?
Thinking of how she was forced to write and study, Yan Tianxiang felt miserable! Without comparison, there would be no harm. She had experienced tons of harm from her junior brother.
After defeating another super beast, Xiao Yu'er sat on the head of the giant beast that was lying on the ground panting. He looked up at his senior sister Yan Tianxiang who fell beside him, patted the super beast's head with his little hand, and asked:
"Senior sister, am I getting closer to my father in strength?"
Xiao Yu'er is now five years old and looks like a seven or eight-year-old baby. Although his face is bruised and his hair is a little messy, he still looks very cute in a black leather jacket.
Meng Shuai Meng Shuai refers to such a little guy.
Under him, a dragon with a body like a dinosaur and a head like a crocodile was panting and rolling its eyes, as if to say: Kid, wake up, you are far worse than your father!
Senior sister Yan Tianxiang's lips twitched secretly and said: "Xiao Yu'er, I think you can set your goal lower first. You know, Master has been practicing for more than two hundred years. You haven't defeated Lao Gu yet."
Okay? Let’s defeat Lao Gu first!”
"My dad said that if you have ambitions, you will not grow old, and if you have no ambitions, you will live for a hundred years. Don't look at me as a child, I am already very powerful! Senior sister, do you want to compete with me?"
The little guy raised his fists in a "let's fight" attitude.
Yan Tianxiang couldn't help but rolled her eyes at him, stretched out her hand, and directly picked up the little guy's ears, "What did you say? Senior sister didn't hear clearly, say it again!"
"Ah...it hurts...it hurts...I give up, I give up..."
"Small, don't think that just because you are talented, you can look down on me. I have been practicing for so many years more than you. Now you want to be better than me. I'm so stupid!"
"Hmm, senior sister is amazing! Senior sister is mighty! Junior brother is not as good as many, many is not as good as..."
The little guy grinned, tilted his head, slanted his body, held Yan Tianxiang's little hand holding his ear, and begged for mercy while patting the horse.
The saying that he who knows the current affairs is a hero was vividly explained by him.
Yan Tianxiang snorted softly, let go of the little guy, with a look on his face that said, "I can't deal with a little thing like you," and said: "I'll spare you this time, but if you do it again next time, watch your ass!"
There was disdain on her face and lips, but Yan Tianxiang felt a little guilty in her heart, because she was extremely aware of the talent of her younger junior brother.
Over the years, although she occasionally visited the military camp, she mostly stayed on the Floating Island to practice. While practicing, she also took care of Xiao Yuer for Yun Buliu and the others.
It's called taking care of him, but in reality it's more about taking his junior brother around.
Under the leadership of her, a former playful devil, Xiao Yu'er naturally plays like crazy, but the difference between her and her former self is that Xiao Yu'er's competitive spirit is much stronger than hers.
He doesn't need the help of his senior sister Yan Tianxiang or the claws of his mount Xiaotuanzi. He wants to defeat these super beasts by himself.
When he had his first fight, he was less than half a year old. He was still a baby with a pacifier in his mouth and liked to cry to solve problems.
Although the crying technique is often not very effective, his father and mother don't seem to like him very much, and sometimes they even sit aside and watch jokes, which makes him very hurt.
From that time on, Yun Bu stayed in the Thunder God System No. 6 and input countless cultivation methods. Xiao Yu'er also began to practice under the guidance of the system.
The first time Xiaoyuer came home with a bruised nose and face, he also had the experience of crying to his parents so that they could deal with the black loach.
Children like to be playful by nature and run around everywhere. It was under such circumstances that Black Loach Lao Gu, who was hiding under the snowy mountains and practicing, was found by Xiao Yu'er.
When Xiao Yu'er saw Lao Gu, he wanted to ride on Lao Gu. He thought that Lao Gu would give him some face, but in the end, Lao Gu didn't take him seriously at all and gave the little guy a kick.
In ancient terms, it means: I even dare to scold you! Who do you think you are? Do you want to ride on me and dominate me? Do you want to eat shit? Boy!
When Lao Gu said such strong words at that time, he was completely arrogant and mentally prepared to be punished by Xiao Yu'er's mother.
Although he will be punished, his life will definitely not be in danger.
But for the sake of face, Lao Gu didn’t care so much.
Xiaotuanzi, who was reduced to a mount, couldn't defeat Lao Gu, so in the end he had to go back with a bruised nose and face just like Xiao Yu'er.
Xiao Yu'er originally thought that his parents would feel distressed seeing him like this, but his father, Yun Buliu, really didn't care about this and had no intention of avenging him.
Yun Buliu knew Lao Gu's urine properties, and the most he could do was give his son a little pain.
Xiaobai was so angry that she wanted to punish Lao Gu. She felt that Lao Gu was just lighting a lantern in the toilet looking for death, and even her son dared to bully her.
Moreover, I think you, an old monster who has been practicing for almost two hundred years, are actually competing with a baby who is less than one year old. Are you embarrassed?
However, she was stopped by Yun Buliu, who sent a message to her at the same time, "It is indeed a bit unscrupulous for Lao Gu to care about his age with a child, but you can't get involved in this matter. Xiao Yu'er wants to ride on Lao Gu
, Lao Gu is not happy and feels offended. This is normal. If you go to him to reason with him, this little guy will think that he has a backer in the future. What will happen? What if a random person comes out and says that he wants to ride on the tiger?
Are you happy with them?"
Xiaobai gritted his teeth, stared at Yun Buliu, punched his chest with his small fist, and secretly sent a message: "It's not your child, right! Look at him, his face is swollen, don't you feel bad at all?"
"I feel bad, I feel bad! You can't spoil him just because of this, understand?" Yun Buliu held the child's mother's small fist and comforted him secretly: "This incident actually made me think of a way to guide him secretly.
Don't be impulsive, let me try it first!"
Then, Yun Buliu sat down next to his half-year-old baby, and there was a conversation between men.
"Xiao Yu'er, you are almost half a year old. If we calculate according to the imaginary age calculation, you are actually ten years old. A ten-year-old baby can already be a man!"
The little fish who didn't expect that his father would dig a ditch for him immediately fell into the ditch dug by Yun Buliu. He wiped his tears, nodded his little head and said, "I am a man!"
Yun Buliu snapped his fingers and said with a smile: "Okay! As expected of my Yun Buliu son! Then do you know what a man will do when he encounters setbacks?"
The little guy shook his head. Xiaobai on the side took the ointment from Xiaoxiangji's hand, knelt down next to his son, and applied it on his face.
At the same time, I couldn't help but roll my eyes at my man, he didn't fool his children like that!
Seeing the confused look on the little guy's face, Yun Buliu said again: "A man, you have to get up from where you fall. When you encounter setbacks, you have to face them bravely by yourself instead of asking others for help when you encounter difficulties. Then
It's a sign of weakness. Although we are your parents, there are always times when your parents are not here. If they are no longer here, what will you do?"
"But, I can't beat that black loach!" The little guy pouted.
Yun Buliu stretched out his hand to rub his little head and said with a smile: "That's normal. Lao Gudu has been practicing for almost two hundred years. How old are you? Don't worry! When you grow up, dad will teach you how to practice.
With your talent, I believe you will be able to defeat that black loach soon."
"Dad, don't wait for a few more years, teach me how to practice now!"
Xiao Yu'er was very confident, but his father smiled and shook his head, "Cultivation is very hard. You are still young now, it's time for you to do whatever you want and play carefree!"
The little guy was a little disappointed when he heard this, but that night, he discovered that the Thor System No. 6 in his body began to teach him how to practice.
From that time on, the little guy gradually began to embark on a journey of fighting practice.
Now he is in his fifth year. Even though he is young, when he fights, he is also arrogant and arrogant. He never cheats on others. If he wins, he will change his opponent. If he loses, he will come back next time.
He has the attitude of defeating an invincible opponent in the world, and then going to challenge him one-on-one.
But he discovered that there was a mountain like senior sister standing in front of him.
well!
Forget it, even Lao Gu hasn’t been defeated yet!
Not to mention senior sister and father!
Xiao Yu'er secretly rolled his eyes at his senior sister with some melancholy, but the senior sister's sharp eyes glanced directly at him, making him sit upright involuntarily.
He still doesn't know that Lao Gu is actually stronger than the senior sister who he thinks is very powerful. Lao Gu is already at the Heaven Realm level, but Yan Tianxiang is still worse.
But for earth-level monks who are less than 30 years old, it is expected that they will enter the heavenly realm in a few years. Apart from Xiao Yu'er, Yan Tianxiang can be regarded as the only one.
Her goal is to enter the wilderness at the age of fifty, which is also her master's request.
Although it is a bit difficult, with her current speed of practice, there is still hope.
But she was not afraid of not knowing the goods, but she was afraid of comparing goods. Compared with her junior brother's cultivation speed, she was really worried that he would be surpassed by him in twenty or thirty years.
He was born with an Earth-level body. Now after five years of cultivation, he has reached the peak of Xuan-level cultivation. What he lacks is the strength and thickness of Yuan Qi. As long as the strength and thickness of Yuan Qi increase, he can enter the Heaven level.
It is said that it is smooth sailing, and there is no difficulty at all.
Other people's practice is like building a barrel first and then adding water to the barrel.
Xiaoyuer, on the other hand, skips the step of making a wooden barrel and just adds water.
"Okay, it's almost time for us to go back. I have a meeting to hold later!"
As the boss of a film and television company, Yan Tianxiang is still very busy. In the past, practicing meant taking time to practice, but now as she gets older, she finally turns to taking time to play.
Although engaging in film and television is still not a real job in Yun Buliu's opinion, I am willing to buy it with a lot of money. As a master, Yun Buliu cannot influence the preferences of his disciples.
"Senior sister, you go back first! I will go back after playing for a while."
Yan Tianxiang looked at him, nodded, and said, "Okay! Don't play too late, otherwise your mother will get angry."
"Don't worry! Mom loves me the most, hehe..."
"Be careful your father spanks you!"
"No way!"
Yan Tianxiang became a little autistic, turned around and flew away.
Because she found that when Xiao Yuer grew up, her master who treated her like a tyrant seemed to have never beaten this kid. It was so unfair!
Sure enough, an apprentice cannot compare with his own son, alas!
As soon as Yan Tianxiang left, Xiao Yu'er jumped off the back of the dragon beast, then took out a guqin from the Qiankun bag and sat down, straightening his legs and placing the guqin on his legs.
As he fiddled with the strings, he murmured: "Aunt Xiangji said that the sound of this guqin can make people dance involuntarily. Big man, let me dance for you!"
Miso, miso, miso miso miso...
In the forest, the melodious and sweet music of the piano suddenly came out.
I don't know whether Xiao Xiangji taught her well or whether Xiao Yu'er really has musical talent. When the five-year-old child started playing the piano, she actually played it well.
If this were placed in the global village, he would be a musical prodigy!
Hearing the sound of the piano, the dragon beast raised its head and stared blankly at Xiao Yu'er, who also looked at the big guy with sharp eyes.
The little dumpling next to him, who had shrunk in size, was munching bamboo shoots, his dark eyes turning on the little fish and the big guy.
"Huh? It's no use? Why don't you dance?" Xiao Yu'er muttered.
The big guy couldn't help but blink his eyes, as if to say: It's so noisy. What does this little guy want to do? Dance? Eh? How can I satisfy his excessive demands?
Seeing the indifferent look of the big man, Xiao Yu'er began to doubt his own skills.
His Aunt Xiaoxiangji had shown him what real technique was, so he had no doubt that this piece of music could make people and animals dance involuntarily.
What's more, this is the power possessed by this guqin.
Xiao Yu'er is confident that he can play this piece of music well, but now...
His eyes are getting sharper and sharper!
When the big man saw Xiao Yu'er's look of wanting to eat a dragon, his body moved involuntarily and his neck twisted involuntarily.
When Xiao Yu'er saw the neck of the dragon beast twisting, he couldn't help being happy and shouted: "Hey, that's it, let's dance, the dragon beast!"
Tsk! This little guy has gone too far! For your father’s sake, I won’t argue with you today. If I can’t afford to offend you, why can’t I afford to hide away?
The dragon beast struggled for a while and stood up. The little fish thought it was going to start dancing, but unexpectedly, the big guy flicked its tail, turned around and ran away.
Xiao Yu'er's eyes couldn't help but widen, she put away her guqin and ran after him.
After a while, the dragon beast lay down again, with a look of resentment in its eyes.
When he saw Xiao Yu'er taking out the guqin again, the big man had already stood up and was ready to dance before the music even started playing.
That look seemed to say: Forget it, little guy, I’ll give you this face!
Xiao Yu'er's little hand was placed on the guqin, as if he was about to play it. The next moment, his big body began to tremble, and his body and tail trembled in a rhythmic manner.
"..." Xiao Yu'er: "You actually dare to lie to me and ask for a beating!"
The big guy took a few steps back, looking like "Boy, you're almost done." After thinking about it, he turned around and ran away.
This time, Xiao Yu'er didn't chase after him. He knew that this dragon beast was quite intelligent, so it would be difficult to conduct an experiment on it, and it might even be unreal.
"I heard from Huzi that these dragon beasts were also his followers in the past! Tuanzi, do you know that this dragon beast was Hu Zi's followers in the past?"
Tuanzi, who was chewing bamboo shoots, shook his head, "I don't know!"
In the past, Tuanzi didn't know anything about Lin's foreign affairs, so naturally he didn't know how many followers Huzi had.
If Xiao Yu'er didn't like to roll around on Tuanzi's plush body, Xiao Tuanzi had no choice but to agree to be his mount and nanny. It is estimated that Xiao Tuanzi would still be in the bamboo forest planting bamboo! How could he follow him?
Running around the world!
Feeling bored, Xiao Yu'er put away his guqin, walked over to Xiao Tuanzi, reached out and patted Xiao Tuanzi's thigh, "Tuanzi, let's go home."
Tuanzi raised its legs, straightened its old fat waist, and immediately lay on the ground. Its body became a little bigger, and it was three or four meters tall.
The little fish jumped up, jumped on its back, pulled its fur, "Let's go!"
Xiaotuanzi opened his big, fat, plush paws and started running with a trembling body.
Half an hour later, Xiaotuanzi came to the river, jumped into the river, paddled his big paws along the river, and swam all the way downstream.
A quarter of an hour later, a green bamboo forest came into view.
Usually, the little fish will jump to the shore at this time, then jump onto the big tree, jump up in the woods, and finally fly back to the floating island.
But today, the little fish didn't jump back to the shore, but let the little dumpling continue swimming downstream.
"I can't go!" Xiaotuanzi shook his fat head.
"Why can't you go?" Xiao Yu'er asked curiously.
"There is a formation!" Xiaotuanzi said.
Xiao Yu'er became even more curious and asked: "What formation?"
"The formation your dad set up seems to be called Wanxiang or something... Anyway, we can't get in. In the past, if we went down from here, we would reach a big lake. If we can't get there now, we will be blocked and unable to get down." Xiaotuanzi continued to shake.
With a big fat head.
"Big lake?" Xiao Yu'er's curiosity was completely piqued, "But when you look down from the air, you can't see it at all!"
Xiaotuanzi nodded and said: "It's covered by the formation. That formation has the function of confusing people, just like a phantom formation, but this big formation is not only a phantom formation, but also a mystery formation and so on... I have a formation of formations.
I haven't done any research, so I'm not very clear. Your senior sister and your Aunt Xiangji will know better."
"Do Huzi and Maoqiu know?" Xiao Yuer asked again.
"Well, I don't know about Hu Zi, but Mao Qiu should know."
Xiao Yu'er asked curiously: "What's in that big lake? Why would my dad set up such an array there?"
"That big lake was originally the place where your mother practiced spiritual practice. Later, your father planted a giant lotus plant there..."
"Juhe?"
"Well, I can't say more about this. I think you should ask your father or mother!"