"Don't worry! With his face like Ximen Qing, more female fans want to sleep with him than any female teacher you've ever seen! Still lovelorn? You're probably Shi Lezhi!"
"That's right. Oh~ I envy Ah Shui so much. I want it too."
"Want it? What do you want?" Seeing the child god whispering to She Keke, he walked over curiously.
I have been very successful in my recent fitness and weight loss exercises, and I walk with grace and grace. Orchid holds the corner of the cup with her fingers and tastes the moisturizer carefully, looking particularly gentle.
Well, her voice is also very gentle, and her steps are also very gentle.
So much so that it wasn't until he got close to the side of the child god, and when the warm and moist breath blew onto the earlobe of the child god, that the child god didn't react!
"Fuck!"
The child shivered with fright, and jumped out under conditioned reflex!
"Are you a ghost? Do you make no sound when you walk? Can you stop talking when you come near? Even if you come close and talk, can you stop blowing on my ears?"
Damn it, the fourth one, reflecting the frightened look of the child god covering his left ear, made the posture unable to help but smile.
Well, the kind of smile that doesn’t show teeth, this makes the kid’s god shudder again!
"Zizi Zizi, I'm telling you what! We are old teammates, more than two years of friendship! More than two years of friendship! More than two years of friendship! You have to know it, you know?
You can’t attack someone you know, you know that?”
"As a human being, you must have a conscience. You can kill animals but not kill them! This is basic morality. Otherwise, we won't even be friends!"
"Can't we be friends? Okay, then we won't be friends!" Ji Zi suddenly replied.
Child God:0.0
People are stupid
"Okay, Zhizi, stop teasing the kid!" Jiang Miao quickly adapted after experiencing the initial panic. Zhizi, an old thief, will tease the female anchor a lot in the future. The speed of the car is so bad that the superintendent will have to do it.
He used the ban on the live broadcast room to force the brakes. And he and his girlfriend are quite happy in life, so there is absolutely no problem with sexual orientation.
"Come on, play a few solo games with me, Rookie is a little tired!"
"OK, all right!"
This is what Boy Shen and She Keke discussed about "Ah Shui is crazy". After training started today, Jiang Miao soloed everyone!
All kinds of heroes appear frequently, including heroes like Nuo Shou who basically only appear in mid-to-low-end games.
In order to increase the pressure on the line, Jiang Miao even went online without supplies. But even so, there were still more wins than losses.
The explosive record even made the children and gods think that Jiang Miao was deliberately torturing them and showing off his own talent. But as the solo progressed, Jiang Miao went all out in every game with all his seriousness and penetration.
The sweat on his back made Haier Shen and others understand: Jiang Miao was not showing off, but was extremely eager to improve himself.
To sum it up in one sentence: This is a crazy monster!
He is already very powerful, is it necessary to work so hard? There are also those reverse version heroes, is it useful to practice them?
Brother! You played four games, and you used different heroes in each game. How many heroes were put into the ban position? Is there a sea of heroes? Isn’t there enough? What the hell do you want?
Name the Galaxy?
Not only did the children and others not understand, but the coaching staff was also stupid.
Mafa also thought that Jiang Miao was dissatisfied with the lack of support for the top laner from the tactical system, so he quickly pulled Jiang Miao into the conference room after the solo.
There is no other way, just a half-year contract!
We are staring, vg is staring, qg is staring, even the boss EDG is holding back his evil intentions to dig into the corners of the league, mafa has to panic.
"Hunter, are you unhappy about anything?" he asked cautiously and tentatively.
"Nothing unhappy, just a little dissatisfied."
"Bang~"
The pen in mafa's hand fell down.
"The time is very tight and the pressure is very high. I want to win the championship, but my current strength is not enough. I must seize the time."
"Ahem, cough, cough, so you are dissatisfied with your own strength? Not with the team?"
"Yes!" Hearing this, Jiang Miao raised her head in surprise, "Why am I dissatisfied with the team? My teammates are very good to me, and the boss pays me a high salary. I eat well and sleep well, what am I dissatisfied with?
?”
"That's good, that's good!" Mafa took a long breath, finally feeling at ease. He was about to pat his chest to calm down, but suddenly he was stunned, "Wait a minute, you said you are dissatisfied with your own strength?"
"Well, didn't I just say that?" Jiang Miao looked at the translator in surprise, strongly suspecting that this coin was half-assed and did not understand the translation at all.
The translator spread his hands aggrievedly, indicating that I would not take the blame.
"It's okay, you go and take a rest." Mafa said he was very tired and felt aggrieved for many top laners.
This guy is still dissatisfied with his own strength. What do you want amazingj to do? What do you want aron to do? What do you want v to do when he sees the ID "hunter" and his scalp goes numb?
Xiba~ This person is indeed different from one another. Forget it, don’t treat him as a human being. He is essentially a monster anyway.
He is as confused as a child god, and mafa is tired of urging him. Crazy as Jiang Miao, mafa waves his hands feebly,
"Manager Su informed the boss of our team's recent hard training. The boss was very happy and specially hired a masseur. Just now, Manager Su called and said he was on the way and should be there soon. You go to the gym and wait.
Let’s relax with massage therapy for a while.”
"Oh~ I'll go right away!"
Damn it, is there such a good thing? Players in the previous life said that Sima Luo did a good job!
Jiang Miao muttered as she walked towards the gym. Although the system's physical and mental recovery is different from ordinary people, you still need to pay attention.
For example: Don’t fight with Su Xiaoluo! For example: Stay away from Si Ma Ning, it’s best to disturb this mentally retarded person from joining the company. For example: Wait! Try to fight with Su Xiaoluo?
Damn it, arm wrestling! The second lol professional player in history to have a weird fracture - theshy! (The first one was inse, saying that he knew Qinggong and jumped from the second floor with a leap of faith)
Jiang Miao remembers clearly that this guy joined Team WE in 2014 and then spent three years in the youth training camp.
Although he will become the idol of almost all top laners in the future, this guy was known as a jungler when he debuted! That Leopard Girl has almost become a nightmare for high-end Korean server kings!
Jiang Miao's eyes suddenly lit up. Do you want to poach a corner of We in advance? If kakao's future status plummets like in his previous life, wouldn't it be a good replacement?
Jiang Miao didn't trust Hai'er Shen to transform into a jungler. If Hai'er Shen could occasionally stand up and arry when he was in the AD position, then in the jungle position he could do nothing except hug Rookie's thigh.
Fortunately, Rookie is young, otherwise he might not have followed in the footsteps of General Pawn.
“It’s still feasible!”
"By the way, Kaa, who is now playing in the Flash Wolves, can also hook up!"
"Wait a minute, what about the bottom lane? Once the deformed version of the top laner is corrected, I won't be able to carry the 999 pounds in the bottom lane even if I gain two more waists!"
"uzi? Forget it, it has nothing to do with reality. Any output top laner in the game is naturally inconsistent with uzi. Old thief? You can consider it!"
"As for the support ming, it seems that he hasn't joined the team yet? (mgb, the predecessor of ym)?"
Jiang Miao suddenly felt so tired, not only being a father in the game, but also being a father in the team transfer operation.