Chapter 137 The version is coming, please call me top order dad!
"Why did you come so early?"
"You came very early too!"
"Emmm, let's go in and talk. It's very hot outside."
"Well, okay."
Jiang Miao originally thought that the atmosphere would be a bit awkward when they suddenly bumped into each other without a good mood brewing, but unexpectedly it turned out to be so natural.
The restaurant is a Chinese restaurant. uu originally recommended several Western restaurants to Jiang Miao, but Jiang Miao passed them all.
Ma Dan~ I always only make beef that is perfectly cooked! You want me to eat Western food?
Use a fork instead of chopsticks? Sorry! I can’t do it, I refuse!
There is also the napkin that is tied around the neck before meals. In our Nagada, these things are only for two-year-olds. I am a geoduck!
Talking about food! I’m not bragging, all the other countries in the world combined can’t beat our province!
A bunch of simple and crude ingredients were actually promoted to such a high standard. Jiang Miao really couldn't understand what some bourgeoisie people were thinking.
"No~menu! What do you want to order?"
"You order it, I can do it!"
The saying "anything goes" from a woman's mouth is the most difficult problem in the world, so Jiang Miao decided to deal with it in the simplest and most crude way.
"Okay, then I'll do it!"
Two meat and two vegetarian tortoise soup,
"Hello, two more cups of freshly squeezed coconut juice."
When it came time to wait for the food to be served, the embarrassing atmosphere that Jiang Miao had been avoiding finally arrived.
"Emmmm, I'm sorry for that."
"It doesn't matter, it's over."
"Emmm, let me apologize to you again. I was really confused at the time, and I didn't expect to make you cry. I saw that the policewoman never hung up and was always online, and I admired it. So.
I couldn’t help but keep grabbing.”
"Really! If I knew you were crying and playing at the same time, I would definitely not arrest you."
"Well, if I meet you next time I play with a poodle, I won't catch you. I"
The more he explained, the more confusing he became. Jiang Miao could feel that there was something wrong with his explanation, but his mind was in a state of confusion. He tried to make up for it, but the explanation became darker and darker. In the end, he said a sentence without hesitation:
"You're not going to continue playing professionally, are you?"
"Ah?" Rita was stunned, "How do you know?"
"Damn it, it's true!" Jiang Miao was dumbfounded and continued to ask cautiously: "Then it couldn't be because I made you cry?"
"What are you thinking about?" Rita rolled her eyes.
I have to say that if you are good-looking, you will be eye-catching no matter what posture you take. If this look is more touching, it is because ugly people are more likely to cause trouble.
"It has nothing to do with you, it's the club's fault. Our team is about to be disbanded."
At this point, Rita frowned. After all, it was a dream she had devoted herself to after graduation, and its sudden disappearance made her a little confused for a moment.
"To be honest, I don't know what I will do in the future now."
"There is really no market environment for the women's profession. No matter how much we pay, we can only win one eyeball in the end."
"Maybe I will find a 9-to-5 job in the future, like most white-collar workers."
There was a trace of unwillingness, a trace of regret, and a hopeless and unattainable loss. From Rita's expression, Jiang Miao seemed to see the shadow of his previous life.
"Just leave the e-sports circle?"
"Otherwise? Become a female anchor? Dance after playing games? Coax rich people? I can't do it."
"How about a commentary?"
Jiang Miao's suggestion made Rita's eyes light up.
"You can start as a host and then move into commentary."
This is the trajectory of Rita's previous life, Jiang Miao just informed it in advance.
"Explain? Can I?" Rita was moved.
"Why not? At any rate, you have some professional experience. It will be no problem if you practice a little." Jiang Miao added in his heart as he spoke, as long as he didn't say anything like "the number of deaths on the opposite side happens to be the number of people on this side."
That's it.
Oh, by the way, there is also the more classic sentence: The policewoman almost stepped on the clip! Ah~ the clip is her own.
"Well! Then I'll try it!"
The face of a woman, the sky in June. She was just a lost lamb just now, but now she is full of energy again!
It has to be said that Rita, who is now 22 years old, does not have the boldness of the female gangster in her previous life. Her pretty face is lightly painted with a floral skirt and flat casual shoes, giving her the appearance of a girl next door.
Of course, the high ground is still so high. He stretched his light blue shirt so high that it made Jiang Miao's heart even more restless.
"Hold on! Hold on, brother!"
"You must have quality as a person, and you must have quality as the second child! Brother, you can't learn from the good and the bad. Don't let me get in trouble like Wu State!"
No matter how mentally mature you are, you can't resist the hormonal agitation in your body. This is a product of puberty and no one can avoid it.
Just like you never know when a woman will change her attitude, an adolescent boy may be in a state of panic anytime and anywhere.
Especially at this moment, Rita actually raised her arms and raised her chin with both hands.
Damn~Have you considered the feelings of the highlands when doing this?
They both said: It’s really crowded!
Damn~ Who can withstand this!
Rita gradually realized that something was wrong. When she woke up from her thoughts, she clearly found that Jiang Miao was restless.
Seeing this, Jiang Miao quickly clamped her legs, pretending to be nonchalant, picked up the juice, and smiled awkwardly but politely.
"Come, drink coconut juice!"
"Oh~"
Watching Rita pick up the transparent cup, coconut milk goes into her throat
"Gulu~"
I can't hold it down anymore
"I'm going to the toilet."
Smile, smile! Slowly stand up and start turning around before your buttocks are raised.
Pretend to bend down to look for your phone, then slowly straighten up!
Put your hands in your trouser pockets and spread your pants as wide as possible.
One step, two steps is OK! There is no one in front!
"Pap tap tap~"
Jog all the way.
In the bathroom, Jiang Miao splashed cold water on her face, feeling for the first time that being young after rebirth was not so good.
Just like now, I have washed my face with cold water seven or eight times, but I still can’t bear it down! How can I break it?
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"tui~"
Her cheeks turned red and she spat lightly.
Rita went from the college dormitory to playing professionally in the club, and she has been with her roommates and teammates for such a long time. How could she not realize what just happened?
After thinking about it, he made the gesture of supporting his chin with both hands, lowered his head and took a look.
"It's really big!"
Her shyness disappeared and she was replaced by a look of elation. No wonder she will become an authentic veteran driver in the future!
I picked up the coconut water and was about to take a sip, but suddenly I was stunned.
emmm this color
The dirty words of my teammates suddenly popped into my mind, "Not only can't you close your legs, maybe you can't close your lips as well!"
Rita is really blushing now! If she was just shy just now, now her cheeks are like a monkey’s butt
The dinner party ended in such an embarrassing way. Even after returning to the training base, Jiang Miao couldn't help but feel his scalp numb just thinking about the scene where he and Rita immersed themselves in eating together and kept silent after returning to the dining table!
It's like a competition, you don't look at me and I don't look at you, both are focusing on the food, as if they are eating some unparalleled delicacies.
Then, Jiang Miao was full.
As for Rita, she walked out of the restaurant holding her belly. When the two of them got on the subway together, it was already the rush hour, but someone quickly gave up their seat to Rita.
When we got off the bus, an aunt suddenly said,
"I said, young man, please hold on to your wife. You are both going to be a father. Why are you still so rough?"
"Although I haven't shown my pregnancy yet, this is the dangerous period, you know? You must be careful."
Come on! It turns out that the reason why Rita gave up her seat before was not because of Rita’s beauty, but because of Nima
"How's it going? How was the date?"
The child god who came to squat in the pit heard a sigh next to him, and immediately recognized Jiang Miao's voice, so he hurriedly asked.
"I'm going to date your uncle!"
"Damn~ Don't worry about getting angry! I don't have an uncle, but I do have a brother-in-law. Do you want to make a date?"
"roll!"
"No, please tell me! Tell me about your discomfort and make me happy!"
"Ge Yan! Do you want to go solo again? Come on, let's have a duel on the Summoner's Rift until dawn, whoever dares to intimidate the other!"
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Hearing this, Boyer Shen immediately obeyed. Compared to the brutal solo being beaten to death, Boyer Shen was more willing to play training matches.
However, the coaching staff was very supportive of Jiang Miao's special solo training for his teammates, and the boy god couldn't refuse.
However, the fact that the child is frightened does not mean that Jiang Miao is relieved.
After a while, Jiang Miao's voice sounded again,
"My dear child, what brand of paper towels are you using? Why do they smell so good?"
"It's Qingfeng's!"
"Isn't it? I also use Qingfeng, why isn't mine so fragrant? Bring it over and let me take a look!"
"Oh~"
A pack of tissues was handed over from under the toilet stall.
"Wow~"
The sound of flushing water.
Jiang Miao strode away!
The same inquiry also occurred at the tfg team training base, but the girls there are more powerful!
When she saw Rita walking into the training base with her belly covered and her cheeks red, a girl blurted out:
"I'll give it a try~ How much juice did you squeeze out of Ah Shui? You're full!"
Live broadcast, ranking training of the Korean server king game.
After re-entering the exciting rhythm, Jiang Miao quickly calmed down.
But before waiting for a while, Mafa and the coaching staff rushed into the training room holding notebooks, instantly breaking the training atmosphere.
"US test server! Check out the version update announcement!"
Mafa gasped for air, but his eyes were locked on Jiang Miao. He was panicked, shocked, and mostly secretly happy.
"Whether you are live broadcasting or ranking yourself, come to the conference room immediately after finishing this round and we will have a meeting!"
Come in a hurry, go in a hurry.
Since they were all in the ranking round, everyone could only suppress their curiosity and go to the conference room after finishing the ranking round.
Only Jiang Miao was not curious, nor was he shocked by the panic of the coaching staff. All he had was a smile that kept hanging on his lips!
Revisions of heroes such as Noshou, Scorpion, Tetsuo, and Galen. Next will be the rework of Sword Lady and Captain.
Items are up, and new equipment such as Bloody Hands and Dead Man's Plate are on the line.
Judging from the appearance of the coaching staff, it must be the beginning, right?
Jiang Miao didn't know how much the butterfly effect brought about by his rebirth would deviate from his previous life, but looking at it now, there may be some changes in small aspects, but the general trend remains the same as in his previous life.
From the way the coaching staff looked at him, Jiang Miao had already read the core information: The deformed top laner version has arrived!
Awkward dinner party? Not important!
Hormone secretion caused by rita? It doesn't matter! As long as the liver is strong enough, no matter how much hormones are secreted, Jiang Miao won't have any extra energy to pay attention.
Sorry, I'm not interested in females at the moment.