"Hello hunter, please come to the edg club for a trial training before xx on xx."
"Jiang Miao, right? Congratulations, you have officially become a member of edg!"
"Take the big tree!", "Choose the tree spirit!", "Maokai be sure to hold his hand first!"...
"Train hard! After ten years of hard work off stage, you will have the chance to take ten minutes on stage."
In my ears, a familiar voice seemed to be ringing, and familiar images were playing back.
It's getting clearer and noisier.
"Ah Shui, I'm tired of the League of Legends!"
"Ah Shui, I'm going to hunt chickens. You can come with me!"
"Ah Shui, if you move a tree, you will die, but if you move a person, you will live. You have been like a giant tree all day long, why are you still insisting on the bench?"
"Ah Shui! IG's Ah Shui is so popular, hahaha, otherwise I'd better call you Amiao!"
The pig-headed voice added in.
"Jiang Miao, do you believe I will break your legs if you don't go to school well?"
"I'm going to make you fail, make you skip classes, and make you play games! Phew~ I'm exhausted! Just stand there and don't move, and I'll continue to slap you when I get better!"
"Why are you asked to wear a mask to worship your ancestors? Do you still have the nerve to ask? How dare you look like this to meet your parents?"
"Okay! Don't hold on there alone. Go home and let your brother-in-law take you and find a job."
Empress Dowager Jiang's voice came again.
It's as if time has been stretched out and everything has been pressed in slow motion.
Jiang Miao stood there blankly, her eyes blurred.
"Ahhhh~ Champion! We are the champions!"
"Ah Shui! Ah Shui! We are the champions!"
New sounds were added, making the eardrums roar.
"Pa~"
The sound-isolating headphones were pulled off by that hand, and countless sounds rushed into my mind in an instant.
All the previous images, all sounds, the impact will be shattered into pieces!
"Champion! Ahhh! I am a champion now!"
Jiang Miao was pulled by two hands to stand up, like a marionette.
Turning around, I saw a three-hundred-jin cat jumping up and down.
Then one pair of hands surrounded him, pulling on his clothes and putting his hands on his shoulders.
His face was flushed and his saliva was flying everywhere.
look back,
His gaze was directed towards the nearest auditorium under the arena.
One pretty face, two sparkling faces.
Rita stood there, waving with one hand and wiping away tears with the other, pear blossoms carrying rain.
"pia~pia~", "hunter!"
"pia~pia~", "hunter!"
"pia~pia~", "hunter!"
Rhythmic claps and rhythmic slogans.
It formed a progressive wave, sweeping in from all directions!
"Champions! We are champions!"
champion?
Oh yes! I am reborn, I am stronger and more handsome!
Now I am Ah Shui who is always trusted by Song Yijin.
It was Ah Shui who had stepped onto first base for Rita and was about to open up second base.
It's we, edg, it's Xiao Xiao, the factory director, Abu, Ah Shui who is eager to "incite rebellion".
He is ig’s unique Ah Shui.
I was at the top when I debuted in LPL, and I defeated all the heroes in the World Championship.
Make ssumday shut up, make smeb cry, make huni become a Buddha, and make marin bow his head.
Push lck all the way, hide and kill the god skt.
I am the world champion!
The confusion is gone and the daze is no longer there.
Jiang Miao, who had regained his composure, felt that he should react now, or at least put on an expression appropriate to the situation.
cry?
Well, it fits!
So I wiped my face and got it wet.
It's a pity that it's not tears, it's the drool that a child is squirting.
Give it a squeeze?
What if it squeezes out?
Horse type batch~ It’s too dry without foreplay and can’t be squeezed out for a while.
what is it now?
Then laugh!
Laugh loudly, laugh wildly, laugh carelessly and crazy!
Past and present lives, dreams come true.
look at me!
Now, I am the most beautiful scenery.
No rebuttal will be accepted!
"All rise!"
The slutty pig roared into the microphone,
Make eye contact with Miller, Doll.
"we are the champion!!!"
"Whoa whoa whoa~"
Golden rain falls from the sky!
Fill the Mercedes-Benz Stadium into a sea of gold!
Bright lights adorn it, and exciting music plays.
skt is in the shadows, packing up his peripherals and walking into a dark passage.
ig is in the bright place, embracing the applause from all over the world!
"Champion! Champion!"
Principal Wang rushed up, his curly hair turning into a chicken coop.
The posture rushed forward, and the elegant cat walk was replaced by a dog paddle.
Mafa and other coaching staff also rushed up. Everyone put aside all their reserve and squeezed together. Putting men on top of each other, and using men on the left and right, to vent their hottest sexual feelings!
"Three years of ups and downs and endless battles."
"After many ups and downs, success comes once and for all!"
"We have climbed over mountains one after another, and we are eager to embrace the most beautiful scenery!"
"Look! This is the most beautiful scenery!"
"The championship is the most beautiful scenery!"
There were tears falling from the corners of Miller's eyes, his voice was trembling, and he was choking.
Baby, the "professional" commentator who was blackmailed to the point of being completely naked, is also the professional commentator who once controlled the stage for several hours in stand-up comedy!
At this moment, he could no longer display his eloquence of speaking without hesitation. With red eyes, he remained silent and hugged his old partner heavily.
First championship!
lpl waited too long!
"we are the champion!"
All major domestic live broadcast platforms and all official live broadcast rooms.
Now, swipe the screen for me!
Don't see the slightest bit of the picture, don't have the slightest gap!
The tiger fang collapsed, the shark rested, the battle flag, the panda, and the dragon ball died suddenly one after another!
In the face of the crazy data flow, there is no way to stop it!
"we are the champion!"
Maopu, Tianya.
Tieba, scarf.
Please wait a moment for fresh traffic!
Those who buy data must step aside!
Wang Feng, next time! I will definitely make you the headlines next time.
Divorce? Cheating? Please slow down your speculation, there is a change in your fortune today, and the feng shui is not good!
"We are the champions", "ig cattle batch", "a buffalo batch", "thunder and fire", "infinite imprisonment", "double repair ez", "unparalleled waltz"...
One topic after another, driven by the huge e-sports fans, dominates the search rankings.
The army goes out for battle, but not a blade of grass grows!
Internet cafes have become popular, and dormitories in many universities and even middle schools have become popular.
Countless roars interweave the most moving symphony under the Chinese night sky!
"duang~duang~duang~"
Beat the gongs and drums!
Wait, there’s no internal smell!
Suona! At this time, how can we lack suona to help out!
In the dormitory, you will always find all kinds of weird props. And at this time, how can you not miss talented roommates?
“ig cattle batch!”
Not long after, one video after another was uploaded to the Internet.
The official scarf of the Egyptian Embassy in China has bubbled up.
"Thank you to the Chinese people for cheering for the Egyptian class! Although I don't know what happened, the friendship between China and Egypt will last forever! The Chinese and Egyptian people will always be heart-to-heart! (Compare Hearts)"
Well, this is really embarrassing... (not made up, it's true)
"Come, come, hold a cup!"
Jiang Miao stood in the center and glanced left and right.